Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Born at 319ppm. 'We should stop using past tense for COVID and future tense for climate change.' by The Titan Born. Couldn't agree more.

Networking & Security technology business professional with a passion for family, environment, sailing, photography. Proud husband, father and grandfather.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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Born 1980-05-15 in Mena, AR
Cis White Male He/him
Liberal Democratic Socialist Idealist
Professional Haskell Programmer
Lives in Cove, AR
(24 years resident of Fayetteville, AR)

Please use Wire (or Signal) for private messaging.

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

Infosec, Psychology+SE, OSINT, Privacy, Planes (#EWR), NJ, Linux, Geopolitics and Environmentalism etc.

Huge SciFi fan 🖖

Just a cold robot on the internet hacking, shitposting, helping and doing things

I joke. A lot.
Pretty unfiltered, thoughts/opinions my own not my employers. Probably overanalyzing things... Or am I? What does that really mean? Maybe if I calculate the optimal amount of analysis...

Profile Pic: A Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks in a Team Magma hood now with eye patch and crow

gecos/CN: Janis Joan König
SAN: ElleJay (lj), Leo(nard) Robert König

Nyanbinary femby 🐈‍⬛

Bragging Rights: Made a former German conservative minister greet me in full cat girl suit.

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"my cutie (it/its)" ~ @BernadetteKessler

"computer toucher in the street, girl kisser in the sheet" ~ @somsnosa

"aaaaaaaaaaah" ~ @drakulix

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See pinned post for more #intro, what to expect here, as well as alt-texts for pfp & banner <3

👩‍🔬 #geek girl (#software, #dsl, #retrocomputing, #electronics, #fpga, #maths, #infosec, sometimes #sre);
🧠 #neurospicy;
🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ #trans / #GirlsLikeUs, 💊 2018-12-13;
⬱🌹 Social Democrat (#SocDem), 🧙‍♀️ aspiring Social Justice Witch (#SJW);
🌌 #cosmopolitan (Wahlheimat: 🇩🇪 #Deutschland / #Germany, 🇪🇺 #EU, 🌍 #Terra);
🇺🇦 Protect Ukraine: <https://toot.cat/@riley/109575519338488877>.

𓅾 Twitter refugee. Former G+ refugee.

Old school IT Technician and Cyber Janitor.
Interests in InfoSEC, History, Physics and SciFi.

The header image is a panaroma photograph of the view from the summit of Eryri on a clear sunny day. That's rare enough to be noteworthy 🙂

My avatar is a grayscale low contrast version of my portrait. You're not missing anything of artistic merit.

Teacher, Mother, Lover. Says good morning in the evening!

Admin of aus.social. Direct action charity founder. Cloud/Cybersecurity/Infosec engineer.

(I'm a professional standup comedian and any toots should not be used as evidence of crimes, and all confessions are jokes)

#fedi22

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IT #security expert, interested in #IoT, #cryptography, #blockchain (since 2010!) and #hacking - FR&EN - opinions are my own
⚡️[email protected]

Physiker; Verfechter von Umweltschutz, Klimaschutz, Verkehrswende, Mobilitätswende, menschengerechte Städte, Demokratie, Privatsphäre und so weiter; den Rest gibt es hier: https://www.pc-fluesterer.info/wordpress/impressum-2/ueber-mich/
#security #privacy #tracking #big-data #FOSS #surveillance #linux #politik #klima #umwelt

#deutsch #english #ES #NL

Ach ja: Trolle, die einfach nur provozieren wollen oder auf sachlich falschen Behauptungen bestehen, blockiere ich. Geht woanders spielen.

design, build, teach threat-informed information security programs and techniques. Also: boosts of interesting classes, tools, research. (they/them)

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

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That threat analyst from around the 'way, https://infosec.exchange/@corq,
https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq < #ukraine war news & #cats feed

da1ca288c5f88da7b714105caf9cf661 You don't buy Degas from Signor Benati. Threat Analyst. Honeypot/OSINT. DXer. Linux Shill. Esterhase's Lamplighter.

🐧Linux sysadmin, infosec aficionado, occasional writer, genx emo kid, 🏳️‍🌈️old lesbian marrried to @Chrisblue, 🏳️‍⚧️️25 years post, ⚾️Phillies phan phorever, ⚽ever hopeful WNBA & NWSL will give us a franchise. she/her/yo 💙️💛️ Black and trans lives matter. Full stop.

If a politics post has a picture of Donald Trump I'll CW it; otherwise probably not. Please don't take it personally.

infosec on-topic account: @linuxandyarn

"New rule for trail running: if you set out to climb a mountain within six hours of sunset, bring your damn headlamp”

A SWE in a HWE world. Walks to work in Cupertino. World’s laziest ultra runner. Still a kid from Long Island.

https://soundcloud.com/nuthatch/fort-hill-morning-songs
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4vKJjftAfizHfomnRwIH2z?si=172f781533714f71
https://bandcamp.com/nuthatch

Software Engineer & Writer in DevPubs @  • A #NewYorker in SF • ex-Wall St’er • Foodie • #Coffee roaster • #Maker • W2DHM • Opinions are mine, not my employer’s • Born at 318.43 ppm

Pro-tip: “LLMs generate statistically probable responses to prompts, not factual answers to questions.”

Outside of my day job, I’m thinking about #FoodInsecurity, #ClimateChange, and #cities. I experiment with #hydroponics, #UrbanAgriculture, and #SensorNetworks to try and create more #ResilientCommunities.