“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer.

Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.

Software developer, open-source contributor, and speaker. Amateur stompbox builder. Cishet, but love & support my LGBTQ+ homies.

I'm interested in things (computers, mostly. Old computers, handheld computers, personal computers, minicomputers, etc). Sometimes I also like manga, Pokemon, Vocaloid, LEGO, 3D printing, or other things.

I like programming as a hobby. Mainly in C and Python but I try to branch out sometimes if appropriate. I also like sensors and automation. Check my media tab for more!

I am 30 or 40 years old. 🦝

If this factory ever produces a shell that can actually be fired, I'll be very unhappy.

governance nerd; open source developer & community manager; novelist; activist; uswnt & washington spirit fangirl

Internet Systems Architect, #Maker, Father, Husband, tinkerer, #IPv6 evangelist, #IETF standards, long-time #Linux user, and wanna-be mad scientist. Deals with complex systems and #ops/#infosec. $dayjob at #Akamai (as20940) since 1999. Toots my own. He/Him.

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

Main: @alice

🩵🩷🤍

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

geek, mtber, father.

#yoctoproject #python #ttrpg
Now at Arm, views my own etc.

SysAdmin &&
(Cloud | Platform | GitOps) Engineer

DevOps Enthusiast
> DevOps is a Culture

#Brazilian

Father of Bia & Artur

Guardian of && \
Pacoca (Male Golden Retriever) && \
Tweet (Female Tricolor Cat)

Living in Dourados/MS/Brazil
Made in Campo Grande/MS/Brazil
Raised in the South #Pantanal Wetland

Version 44.0
Initital build 1981.05.12.0002

#Neurodiversity #ADHD #MDD
#TDA #TDR

#Tode #OkinawaTe
#KarateDo #ShitoRyuKai
#BlackBelt 🥋

#DevOps #GitOps #CloudNative
#Agile #SRE #IaC #Infrastructure
#OpenSource #OpenKnowledge
#Kubernetes #Rancher #Puppet

#SelfHosted

#Firestarter #Innovation
#ProScience

#NoBridge #NoBot #fedi22

Surfing on the 🌎 since 1995.

/me is the founder of Bolha.io Collective.

The answer is 42

#EleNão #PauloFreireSim

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Toots in 🇧🇷 and 🇺🇸

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GutoCarvalho.Net & GCN.sh

🙂🙂🙂🧊🧊🧊❤️❤️❤️

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

Doing a #PhD @anucybernetics in #opensource #voice and #data #bias #FairML. Into #linux, #IoT. Built @SenseBreast. She/her pronouns. Ex @mycroft_ai @linuxaustralia @deakin @mozilla
Living in Australia on Waddawurrung land but with connections in #Northumberland
#MastoAdmin for fediverse.au

Technical Advisor, Office of the CSO
Trying to figure out Cloud Security and Secure Cloud Transformation, as well as random other stuff of life

#CloudSecurity
#CloudTransformation
#Cybersecurity
#Infosec
#SecOps
#acars
#antifa
🇳🇱 in 🇺🇸
⚽

It's Mastodon - obviously posts don't represent my employer

Burn, Cybersecurity Industry, Burn

Consulting and code. Previously Cultivate, Neo, EdgeCase. Elixir and Ruby. Scot Ruby Conf Organiser, back in the day.

Director Emeritus of rubycentral.org. Ruby developer and consultant. Parent of an autistic kid. Leave trans people alone. Bicycles are antidepressants. If you made a thing, I’ll probably promote it. (he/him)

I came here to kick ass, build web applications, and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum. Author of Distributed Systems with Node.js and Multithreaded JavaScript.

Personal/local/NSFW account of @wndxlori. You’ll find lots of local Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada 🇨🇦 news and politics and dog stuff here. Find my developer/technical stuff over on @wndxlori

TLA⁺ core developer. Love formal methods & distributed systems!

Living in Seattle, WA, USA. Non-technical hobbies include BJJ, birdwatching, and mushroom foraging.

Other random facts: vim user, nix/arch dual-booter, dual Canadian/US citizen, loose-leaf tea drinker, cyclist, living kidney donor, vegetarian, ecosocialist dreaming of a 2000 watt society! he/him

Software developer, FOSS enthusiast, and accidental gamedev.

See https://cataclysmdda.org for my game, or not, I'm not your supervisor.

I mostly work in C++ and zombies, though I occasionally dabble in lisp and other eldritch horrors.

Not here to subjugate or serve.

“Don't misdirect your rage” 🏴

Reasonably nice human being.
Decentralisation proponent.
Unrepentant ska fan.
🧅 enthusiast.

Defending Freedoms on/& the Internet with @LaQuadrature.

Enjoys:
- music: often fast, loud (#punk), but many another mood too
- learning, nerding out (and) with free and open source stuff
- movement: skating, climbing, acro/tricking, the gentle art 🥋

Views personal, yeah?

he/him. from the birdsite (@Andres4NY and before that @NEGreenways).

#Dad #NYC #Bikes #FreeTransit #SafeStreets #BanCars #Debian #FreeSoftware #ACAB #Vegetarian #WearAMask

My wife's an #epidemiologist, so you'll get some #COVID talk too.

Trans rights are human rights.

The elders of the Internet know who I am. Some areas of interest: #Infosec, #IoT (Internet of Tractors), obscure #programming languages, #science, #art, #music, #space exploration, #photography, animal #welfare, #philanthropy, #comedy, #fantasy, #scifi, off/road #cycling, #gardening, #mycology, secluded Croatian coastline, #food, #drinks, #books, #procrastination. Socially cautious (no automatic follow-backs). All content posted is mine unless otherwise stated. Unless you can attribute its true authors, I do not approve the use of #AI generated content appearing in my stream in any shape or form!

- Open source 🐛🧲
- Maintains http://SerialPort.io & helped found Nodebots
- Never graduating from @recursecenter
- I write about the internet I wish we had and other silly things
- I love to make things
- Used to build and ship custom Mac servers to Microsoft/GitHub

I make things, I fix things, and quite often break things. A Silicon Valley refugee having lived in the Pacific North West, recently returned to my home, #SantaCruz after too long away.

Three decades in the world of computers and most of it developing the Internet (largely as a Web Thing, but not really).

#Ally #Beer #Dogs #Outdoors #Food #Cooking #WestCoast #Seattle #SantaCruz #UNIX #OpenSource #SelfHosting #UrbanWalking #WiFi #CafeComputing #Geekosterone