2629 of the best accounts on Mastodon.
Tucker's Balz 4 Harris/Walz
@[email protected]🥥 Eye don't like to stir things up, folks.
But if Eye can fuck with Large Language Models by substituting the word "Eye" for the proper pronoun "I" -- why wouldn't Eye?
My blood pressure Rx changes frequently, perhaps explaining the quality of my posts.
If you block me, Eye have no way of knowing, just sayin'.
Eye boost A LOT. 🥥
#OrphanCrushingMachines, #AI, #LLM, #ShitPosting, #NAFO, #HumanRights, #LiveAndLetLive, #Humor, #PoliticalHumor, #Schadenfreude, #Linux, #TuckersBalls.
Bob the Traveler
@[email protected]Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".
Felipe #vaiCuríntia
@[email protected]Usuário exclusivamente de linux desde 2007
* instâncias/servidores do fediverso com ".br" no nome do domínio embora hospedadas fora do país são uma baita sacanagem (sim, tô falando de masto.donte.com.br, mastodon.com.br e pixelfed.com.br, todas hospedadas nos EUA...)
Jason Lefkowitz
@[email protected]Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 25 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military
Lot⁴⁹
@[email protected]Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.
Bob Jamieson
@[email protected]#democraticsocialism #LGBTQally #transally #EU #independentScotland #antifascist #SOSNHS #FOSS
Male, retired. Equality for all, regardless of gender, colour or sexual orientation. Society without socialism is not society, but exploitation of the weakest. He/him Lives in Hawick, Scottish Borders [email protected]
Header is a drone photo of my former home in Shetland.
Avatar is Aurora borealis over Loch of Voe Shetland
Emma (IPG)
@[email protected]computer destroyer funny enjoyer. i do silly things with old computers and consoles. hacker & tinkerer. xbox scene DEI hire. age 20
big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it! i also play fortnite and rock band and other video games too
don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you
"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - @w
"has that game hacking rizz" - @notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - @lexd0g
"I've never seen someone post about the Xbox 360 better than Emma" - @jackemled
a wetdry.world admin
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@[email protected]Xennial, Chaotic-Neutral, INFP, kind not nice
Oregon <- California <- Arkansas
Web Developer HTML JavaScript CSS Web Components Custom Elements Progressive Web Apps PWAs Service Workers ShadowDOM ReactJS Lit GraphQL Playwright
Classic Cars Air-Cooled Volkswagens EVs Bicycles eBikes
Video Games Retro Gaming Emulation Anbernic Handhelds VR Sega
Serverless AWS ActivityPub Open Source Linux
Coffee Mushrooms Gardening Pumpkins
Jcrabapple 💙
@[email protected]DMV.Community admin.
Elder Millennial. Husband. Father of 4. Dog owner. IT Professional. Tech enthusiast. Music lover.
Grew up in MD, living in VA with my wife, 3 youngest daughters, and our 2 dogs.
Find me on Signal:
https://signal.me/#eu/h2IcllQmgft21GUX9JPkOm4Qun840HuEAlrTTwK3nc9D5k7IxItEGbAdAQF1jdfj
XMPP: [email protected]
My photo portfolio:
https://pixtagram.social/i/portfolio/jcrabapple
PFP by https://fosstodon.org/@joel
/dev/rdsk/c5t1d0s2
@[email protected]WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.
Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!
Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight
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Leonardo Ferreira Fontenelle
@[email protected]Médico de família e comunidade, doutor em epidemiologia, editor científico certificado. Interessado por pesquisa em atenção primária; ciclismo urbano; software livre; ficção científica e fantasia; e muito mais. Nascido em 340 ppm.
Family and community physician, doctor in epidemiology, certified scientific editor. Interested in primary care research; bike commuting; free software; science fiction and fantasy; and much more. Born at 340 ppm (he/him)
oldfartjmb says FREE PALESTINE
@[email protected]I think of myself as an old hillbilly hippie. I've had several careers: Physics, personal counseling, computer science/software development. Unix/Linux.
Now I'm an old retired guy. I read a LOT. I think of myself as a liberal progressive politically. Some people know me as KB6QL.
I love the Grateful Dead. I love Gracie Slick. I also love the work of Johann Sebastian Bach. I have loved their work for more than 50 years. Oxford comma. Born at 310ppm CO2.
Whatever/whatever
Dominik 🚄🌹🌻🥥🌴
@[email protected]Posts / toots / Tröts / mostly in German.
28, SPD 🌹, #ADHS, (he/him), #einsam
🌄⚡Solargenossenschaftsmitglied 🌄
Themen: Erneuerbare Energien, Klimaschutz, Sozialpolitik, Raketennerd 🚀(mag Elon nicht), Für Spaß zu haben, spreche ungern öffentlich über meine Probleme.
Schaue seit Kindheit Formel1. Guckt keine Videos auf YouTube oder ähnliches.
Spiegel-Leser und ÖRR-Fan. Teile häufig Artikel die ich wichtig finde. #TeamHabeck 🌻
Mag Gartenteiche und Modelleisenbahn.
Steve Woods
@[email protected]Semi-retired linguist and self-taught geek. Pro-EU, pro-open source. Undocumented naturalised Bristolian. Unapologetic left-winger and republican.
Morpheus Being
@[email protected]"Blessed are the cracked for they let the light shine in" ~ Spike Milligan.
Pronouns he/him/his. Live near Qld/NSW border, west of the GDR.
In the end, all that matters is:
* how well did you live?
* how well did you love?
* how well did you learn to let go?
#SciFi #Linux #LaTeX #Reading #Photography #Art #LeatherCraft #Permaculture #SolarPower #Motorcycles #Movies
Please look at and buy leather goods to help me survive.
Live simply so that others may simply live.
Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦
@[email protected]Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.
(he/him)
profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.
banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava
#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22
(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)
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ˈdälfən™🐬 💥 🌊
@[email protected]I’m Dolphin 🐬 / 🌈 #ally / 🌻 / GA 🇺🇸
random nerdiness & silliness mixed with cat pictures; pragmatic realist
Likes are acknowledgment.
Trolls 🧌 will be eaten, depending on the flavor.
MBA (finance, org leadership), non-profit admin / python / Linux / networking / math / RN / mom / #AmWriting & I make silly videos / ⚾️
she/her
English/Spanish
I toot, therefore, I am.
S.H.@Haloはいいぞ
@[email protected]Creatodonの鯖缶です
時々Rubyにパッチを投げてます
C/C++/Ruby/Rails/Vue.js/Stimulus/Svelte/Rust/Go/Python/PHP/Laravel
・Amazon欲しいものリスト
僕のやつ:http://amzn.asia/2PNEfCM
お子のやつ:https://www.amazon.jp/hz/wishlist/ls/MCJMCC2NPS4N
うちの子たち:
🎃 Spice Taffer 🇨🇦
@[email protected]My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on #cryptography. I like #videogames and #books.
I work for AWS, but I definitely don't speak for them.
Jonathan Schofield
@[email protected]Cycling, designing,
coding, over-thinking.
Bit sweary.
A JS trying to make his JS, CSS and HTML lean and kind.
“The times are urgent.
Let’s slow down.”
—Bayo Akomolafe