shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

“Hey love, do you still have that snot snurk meme?” –⁠@alice_watson

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#AuADHD #Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #WeirdTech

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#Cybersecurity Aficionado, #Privacy Advocate, #Podcaster, Founder and Co-Host of the Shared Security Podcast @sharedsecurity #podcast

I like to talk about: #cybersecurity #infosec #appsec #privacy #humanrights #leadership #management #podcasting #running #cycling #cats #scifi #cyberpunk #music #books

Thoughts, rants, and opinions are my own.

I speak on behalf of MS. Computer security enthusiast PGP: 0xFDF03A6F7279B9AA. he/him

Once wrote a "sensible policy blueprint" (@tomatospy) on active cyber defense. Formerly German government.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. General trouble maker. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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Infosec Researcher | Policy Analyst | Partner at http://Cordyceps.Systems

I write free software. Firmware troublemaker.

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Humanism, open source, some music, art, and nonsense.

Account is locked; a significant fraction of what I post is followers-only. Got a blank or nonsensical avatar, no visible activity, no pointers to your identity? I'll ignore your follow request. I might choose not to accept it for other reasons, too. 🙂

Sometimes I ask questions here. When I do, I would ask you to please reply with your own thoughts, not an LLM's

Tröts auf Deutsch derzeit unter @xahteiwi.

InfoSec / Vuln Management Nerd

Got kicked off Twitter a while back, but thanks to Mr Muskrat, lots of people I followed there are now posting here too/instead :-)

More to come, if when I think of stuff to add

#nobot

Husband, dad, mountain biker, professor of computer security at FH Münster and department lead @fraunhofersit. Private account.

I'm a writer, web developer and teacher. I've been coding since the '80s, making websites since the '90s and self-employed since the '00s.

I live in Barrie, Ontario, Canada, with my pregnant German wife and our 9-year-old son.

I enjoy reading, writing, travelling, playing zelda, minecraft, and chess.

My current interests include climate change, economics, decluttering, neurodivergence, burnout, mindfulness, personal finance, health, physics, linux, svelte, technology, and coding.

he/him

Human Being Extraordinaire

Your friendly neighborhood cyber security podcast host. The Cyberwire, Hacking Humans, Caveat, Control Loop, Grumpy Old Geeks. He/Him.
Be kind to one another. Seek contentment.

Good Guy Hacker, Vuln Management, AppSec and Bug Bounty Management Specialist. Conference addict

@hacknotcrime advocate.

Projects (on twitter) @90sukhacking @_dc151 @brfcsdotcom @hackerrunning @stickerstalluk @blueteamhackers

Just doing my undue diligence.

ISP vet, password cracker (Team Hashcat), security demi-boffin, YubiKey stan, public-interest technologist, AK license plate geek. Husband to a philosopher, father to a llama fanatic. Views his.

Day job: Enterprise Security Architect for an Alaskan ISP.

Obsessed with security keys:
techsolvency.com/mfa/security-keys

My 2017 #BSidesLV talk "Password Cracking 201: Beyond the Basics":
youtube.com/watch?v=-uiMQGICeQY&t=20260s

Followed you out of the blue = probably stole you from follows of someone I respect.

Blocked inadvertently? Ask!

Am I following a dirtbag? Tell me!

Photo: White 50-ish man w/big forehead, short beard, & glasses, grinning in front of a display of Alaskan license plates.

Banner: 5 rows of security keys in a wall case.

#NonAIContent

#hashcat #Alaska #YubiKeys #LicensePlates

P.S. I hate advance-fee scammers with the heat of 400B suns

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security & software engineering · operating systems & kernel engineering · cyber defense · civil society

he/him

#ComputerMusic / #BasketballAnalytics / #WNBA / #NCAAWBB / #Curmudgeonry

#WeAreNotGoingBack 🪷🪷🪷#HarrisWalz2024🪷🪷🪷#I_Voted

Coding #RStats #Forth

Retired scientific applications programmer currently playing with algorithmic composition, digital sound synthesis and #WNBA basketball analytics.

#fedi22

socialist. gaymer. infosec. FOSS. co-host of @OffTheHook. Columbia University '18.
EN/ES/IT/עברית

#infosec #privacy #FOSS #KDE #freesoftware #p2p #GNU #Linux #gaymer #LGBT #queer #NYC #NewYork #Manhattan #socialism #socialist #DSA #numtot #urbanism #trains #fedi22 #2600