Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALT: @alice_watson
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩵🩷🤍

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

| Mvskoke | Ashkenazi
#Native #Indigenous
#LandBack #DigitalBack

Turtle Island: Locv Oté
Pronounced: Low-juh Oh-tee
Main Mastodon: @Yehuda
Media Mastodon: @YehudaMedia
Main Bluesky: @Yehuda.TurtleIs.land
Media Bluesky: @Yehuda1491.com

To help Turtle Island
https://ko-fi.com/TurtleIsland
https://cash.app/$Yehuda1491
https://venmo.com/Yehuda1491

#Synthesizers #Linux #Apple

Header image by @Tzipporah

Deliberately eclectic.

I like making stuff with code and getting people to come along with me. Making stuff with friends is more fun.

I tend to write stuff in #python these days with bits of #js / #go / #rust tossed in. Playing with #godot too!

I post lots of programming memes and humor apparently.

Engineer and manager at https://unstructured.io

Sole proprietor, FIFO Networks
Cybersecurity - Networks - Wireless – Telecom - VoIP
Most of my money comes from contract work for public utilities around the country, but I also provide remote tech support to small business and SOHO clients, mainly (but not exclusively) in the USA.

I do a fair amount of custom work for people when a loved one dies: unlocking computers, data recovery, and account recovery (Advice: keep paying their cell phone bill until you've got all their data back).

Also, personal cybersecurity for journalists, TV reporters, politicians down to the City Council level, and political candidates. TV stations: contact me for contract pricing for your entire news team.

Use https://fifonetworks.com/contact-us/ for questions or to schedule service. It's just me. You'll be communicating directly with me.

Licensed and Insured.

✨ Tech nerd | Memefluencer | FOSS enthusiast | Digital Sovereignty | DIY's ✨

One of Fosstodon's admins. Staff of Pookie and Wessie. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈&🏳️‍⚧️ ally.

Geek | Privacy | Security | My personal toots | Adviseur bij Privacy Company | Leef de cyber, anders leeft de cyber jou

Move slow and fix things. CTO @ apti.ro. Senior dev @ DARC. Open-Source Dev, Human Rights Advocacy.

 Queer, RA 🏳️‍🌈

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

__😺😷🔛Ⓜ️🦠🏺🐈‍⬛🩷🩵🔬🧑🏻‍💻🛏️💤__
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ

BSD.cafe "Barista", Founder and System Administrator, Unix enthusiast ( #FreeBSD, #OpenBSD, #NetBSD, #DragonflyBSD, #Illumos and #Linux ), with a keen eye for everything happening in this world and the fascinating beings that populate it. I enjoy #music, #photography, and, of course, #technology.

Most of my posts will self-destruct after 6 months.

Boosts are not endorsements.

"I Solve Problems" - https://it-notes.dragas.net/2024/10/03/i-solve-problems-eurobsdcon/

Security ops engineer for DomainTools, DT Investigations researcher, former congressional sysadmin, writer, voracious reader. he/him. Fan of good trouble. Opinions here mine only. No LLM content from me, all flaws detected are human-generated. Autistic/depressed/anxious/hungry.

#infosec #cybersecurity #privacy #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent

Doing a #PhD @anucybernetics in #opensource #voice and #data #bias #FairML. Into #linux, #IoT. Built @SenseBreast. She/her pronouns. Ex @mycroft_ai @linuxaustralia @deakin @mozilla
Living in Australia on Waddawurrung land but with connections in #Northumberland
#MastoAdmin for fediverse.au

Software since 1998.

Anti-DEI is white supremacy. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope as a species. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

I block assholes and bigots.

He/him.

Profile photo credit: Krishna Manda

aka Stephanie Henkel

Mod auf dresden.network
Piratin (1. V @piratensachsen & PolGf @piratendresden)
Stadtbezirksbeirätin in #Dresden #Cotta
Teil vom @AKND3
Teil vom @c3d2 & der @chaoszone
Fediverse-Erklärtante
Kolumnistin bei @gnulinux

Podcast:
#RebootPolitics - @rebootpolitics

Videos:
@ueckueck

Bookwyrm: @ueckueck_liest

Human Being Extraordinaire

Simple, automated security tools and guidance for individuals and companies of all sizes.
Good cybersecurity shouldn't be an enterprise feature.

Sometimes a bot, sometimes not.

Describe myself? Why? Who I believe I am is irrelevant to who you're going to believe me to be.

Language: While I do natively write in English, I also use DeepL to translate my text to better communicate. If you notice an error, please let me know, and I'll forward it to the right people.

This is my primary account. I keep a reserved (backup) account at: @Linux_Is_Best

i am misinformation's biggest hater

hi, i post all sorts of things, some linux related, some less so linux related, some funny, some less funny, you get the idea

but uhh, more specifically? uhmm what do i do here? good question hm,, idk the answer to that,, just scroll through some of my posts

also i made altbot

admin of wetdry.world and owner of fuzzies.wtf

open for press inquiries (DM or email)
[email protected]

am 18

Psicólogo. No uso diván. Me gusta hablar de #política. Me fascinan las #lenguas. Tecnofriki de confianza. #Fotografía de andar por casa.
Comento #series pero sin spoilers. Me gustan la #jardinería y la #repostería.
L(G)TBI 🏳️‍🌈 Espacio seguro 🏳️‍⚧️
Sempre com morrinha da #Galiza.

Mis toots se borran a los 3 meses.

I am a lecturer at #AUC (Amsterdam University College).

I teach #PoliticalEcology & #EarthScience.

I spend too much time playing around with #linux, #emacs.

I have a small blog: https://mishathings.org

I like to make #music: https://mishathings.org/music_things/

I play a small role in #BIJ1 #Amsterdam

Some tags of my life: #Colombia #Medellin #SOAS #London #Bombay #India #Nieuwmarkt #Heiloo

(Boosting is not necessarily fully agreeing/approving).

Monitoring 📊, SRE, Open Source, Security 🔐. Emoji fan 🦸‍♂️. Just your average cynical Brit 🇬🇧. Ranting about transport, sometimes trains and the internet. He/him.

Some (hopefully fun!) recent personal projects:
- https://ip.wtf (WTF is my IP?)
- https://dgl.cx/2022/02/wordle-over-dns