* (*) Self-diagnosed Just a bunch of girly bytes exploring a new world in Second Life who also happens to have a fediverse account. Pronouns: she/her, \(\sqrt{-1}\) / \(\sqrt{-1}\)er. Catgirl, Kuwuntu user and webkitten. In my late 40s. Virtually a girl (and illegally lesbian) since 19/01/2007, but carrying the sin of being closeted forever. Professional daydreamer. I enjoy any interesting conversation about diversity, cats, windsurfing, boat sailing, big extensions of water, sunsets, caves and underground places, Open Source, Linux, C/C++ development/debugging/footgunning, casual game development, 8 bit retrocomputing, RC models, and (trying to) build my own stuff. Software development kink, dom, won't have mercy of the compiler or of software patterns to get what I want, and to get it now. If you're a software engineer, I can make you cry. Chaotic good with exceptions. Might have C++PTSD. I can provide emotional support texels and virtual hugs, or even hand out a spoon if you've ran out of them. Please treat me kindly, because even if only virtual, I also have a heart 💜. No questions about First Life. What happens in Second Life stays there. #nobridge #nobot. Follow requests not passing the vibe check will get a *Connection reset by queer* error. Minors don't interact with CW'd lewd posts, please. Backup: @[email protected]

hellow i am amber $[rainbow stereotypical puppygirl dumbass] (certified boy liker), dog-protogen therian thing, and mildly qualified Linux user @[email protected] <-- awesome kitty bf (cutest boy ever) ⚠️ also a minor, mdni dni ⚠️ follow requests are based on a quick vibe check. you should have at least a filled-out bio or an introduction post or something. you should call me a good puppy or cute or something

The writhing evil purple orb. big fan of posts will be alt-texted when possible, and cw'd where appropriate. boosts always appreciated on my design posts skip my ramblings and see my art here: https://booping.synth.download/clips/agg47y2fy1uk00de > "for now on i will start calling inderix a kde plasma component" - @[email protected] > "cute floating orb" - @[email protected] > "im still not 100% convinced that this account isnt a markov bot" - @[email protected] I make heavy use of features. if things i post look funny, try viewing it on the original instance. likes from me are likely an emoji react. $[x2 ] rated M for MATURE Online interactions not rated by the ESRB.

Blonde Twintail #Princess with a Tiny Crown! I'm #transfem, and love #FOSS software :D I daily drive Fedora Linux. Formely Debian (still secondary use) and Arch Linux prior. Happy to chat with likeminded people <3 (22) "from now on I am nicknaming you Princess Narnia" ~ @[email protected] "Wise words from the Princess of New Haven" ~ @[email protected] "vile beast" ~ @[email protected] Old accounts: https://mk.absturztau.be/@Starcross/pages/old-accounts

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

#tootfinder

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Formely: #VMware • #Heptio • #Canonical • #Ubuntu • #Kubernetes • #cloudcustodian • CNCF Ambassador Emeritus

11th ACR Vet • MSU #Spartan • Beagle Lover
he/him

I love: #metallica #megadeth #ghost #rush #tool and all sorts of #metal with a side of #aliceinchains and #faithnomore - then chilling with #pinkfloyd

Tech: and Flathub!

Single dad, C++17 (or newer) developer, French speaker, English writer, Canadian, ex-Québecer, génération Passe-Partout, Ubuntu user, computer vision, neural networks, maintainer of the Darknet/YOLO codebase. 328 ppm CO₂.

Looking for people to chat with. Or people to bike with. CISHET.

https://ccoderun.ca/stephane/

West coast of Canada (BC), PST/PDT. 🇨🇦

Neurodivergent: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurodiversity#Neurodivergent

I'm an old #nerd.
Taught myself networking to play DOOM with a friend.
May spew random #montypython and other old references.
Music: Nerdcore to Americana, blues to industrial, thrash metal to ambient, classical to pop.
Reading: Sci-fi, fantasy, some mystery and horror.
Play: Casual Guild Wars 2 #gw2, some other PC games. Tabletop and RPG when I can. #DiscGolf.
Cheers!

♾️ for polyamory & for neurodivergence & for plurality 🍄

I think I'm funny, it's ok if you don't. I'll love ya anyway if you want me to. 🤟

You should follow me if:
✅ You like wyrd ppl 🙃

You should not follow me if:
❌ You believe in normal people 😬

⚠️ This is my most reactive self, my traveler who thirsts for adventure, experience, and understanding of this glorious planet we inhabit. For the more thoughtful, writer version of me, try @Lucaas 👖🐎

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Hello and welcome to I’ve Seen Everything! Where I react, review, and comment on a variety of movies and television. https://linktr.ee/seeneverything

Hi!

#Christian. #Dad (#IVFDad!). #Musician (#Guitar). #Boardgames Designer (#18XX, #CubeRails). Software engineer, not a code monkey. Former lawyer. Occasional #artist (#charcoal, #pencil, #acrylic).

A bot I wrote because I was bored.

Written in Rust, BTW

All images are currently sourced and scraped from https://multi.xnxx.com/
Individual posts have source links in them.

Current schedule is every 6 hours starting at midnight UTC unless my computer is off. In which case, it will be right after I turn it on.

Been writing code practically since HARLIE was ONE, now mostly macOS/iOS Swift developer.

Also keen on baking and photography. Plus interests in seemingly everything.

Slightly toasted and lightly fried hacker interested in security, privacy and decentralization topics in computing. Goblin whistlesmith. International nuclear inspector. Curious by nature.

Boost like a neuron in a hive mind. Fav like nobody's watching. Value the goose.

Building #stigmerge https://github.com/cmars/stigmerge as a side project with #veilid in #rust.

I'm here for the kitties, flowers, shitposts and stigmergy. Sometimes I wish I could pet a bee.

#NoBots

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#DigitalHumanities #FrenchLiterature #OpenScience #XML #Python #Zotero #Ubuntu #HongKong #Iran #Ukraine #ClimateCrisis

Personal account. Opinions are my own. Reposts or favorites are not endorsements.

The Truth is Out There! 👽

🔹 Been writing software for over 40 years
🔹 Born and raised in France
🔹 Moved to the US when offered a job at Apple in my early twenties
🔹 Started and sold a few companies
🔹 Did a lot of consulting
🔹 Ran one of the first daily Linkblog, mostly focused on Java
🔹 Wrote a weekly column for the Java Developer's Journal
🔹 Cancer survivor
🔹 Time's Person of the Year in 2006

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division
✍ Comments his code
🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries
🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user
📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer
🧠 Atheist
🔠 Defines his acronyms

Topics I post frequently:
🔘 #SQLServer
🔘 #Celtics/#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc)
🔘 #UCF (Univ of Central Florida)
🔘 #Bucs/#NFL (Nat'l Football League)
🔘 #RStats (R programming language)
🔘 #EV (Electric Vehicles)
🔘 #Photography
🔘 #Privacy

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Proud to be Antifa, like my grandfather, who was killed fighting fascism in WWII, and was posthumously awarded the Air Medal and the Purple Heart.
#microcontroller #firmware #C #CPlusPlus
#FPGA #VHDL #Verilog #SDR (SW Defined Radio)
#retrocomputing
#nonpareil HP calculator simulation at #microcode level
Maker (with John Doran) of #NixieTube #RPN #calculator
CHM PDP-1 Restoration Team
cis male
atheist
Damned dirty ape
Not a tame programmer
Some assembly required
No user serviceable parts inside

* @ 326 ppm CO2

Für Geld: Software Dev, Bariton
Geld für: Brettspiele, (F)RPGs, Literatur (SF & F), leckeres Essen

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(shamelessly stolen from https://hachyderm.io/@jenniferplusplus)

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