Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

“Hey love, do you still have that snot snurk meme?” –⁠@alice_watson

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#AuADHD #Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #WeirdTech

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Just doing my undue diligence.

ISP vet, password cracker (Team Hashcat), security demi-boffin, YubiKey stan, public-interest technologist, AK license plate geek. Husband to a philosopher, father to a llama fanatic. Views his.

Day job: Enterprise Security Architect for an Alaskan ISP.

Obsessed with security keys:
techsolvency.com/mfa/security-keys

My 2017 #BSidesLV talk "Password Cracking 201: Beyond the Basics":
youtube.com/watch?v=-uiMQGICeQY&t=20260s

Followed you out of the blue = probably stole you from follows of someone I respect.

Blocked inadvertently? Ask!

Am I following a dirtbag? Tell me!

Photo: White 50-ish man w/big forehead, short beard, & glasses, grinning in front of a display of Alaskan license plates.

Banner: 5 rows of security keys in a wall case.

#NonAIContent

#hashcat #Alaska #YubiKeys #LicensePlates

P.S. I hate advance-fee scammers with the heat of 400B suns

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Shmethical #Hacker. #Election Judge. #CVE mucker-abouter. #Metasploit collaborator. #FriendofDeSoto. #Podcaster (see @podsothoth and @hotforteacher).

All subpoenas, warrants, contracts, and other linguistic puzzles should be directed to my attorney, @hotdogitsclaire.

I work for CISA, but I post here for me. I am not an official spokesperson for anything (anymore).

Intro: https://infosec.exchange/@todb/109270457002321619

shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

Human Being Extraordinaire

NGI Zero is a grant making programme for R&D of free and open source technology, coordinated by @nlnet in collab with @fsfe @APC @ps @techcultivation @ros @fsi @nixos_org @ISOCSwitzerland @apell Tolerant Networks HAN University Brno University OW2 & OFE | Delivers technology for the #NextGenerationInternet
Account is run by NLnet
IMG: C. Jeschke | Unsplash

dweb, cycling, free software, snow, wiki, hardware, big cities, symbolic systems. I love speculating about found objects.
Working at https://blueskyweb.xyz/ on atproto (a federated social media protocol). Formerly built https://scholar.archive.org; scientific instrumentation for observational cosmology; open hardware
#seattle

Senior Developer at @turtlesec ★ High Energy Physics PhD from Uni Oslo and CERN ★ Linux ★ Python ★ Open Source ★ Unicode Unicorn ★ ISO 8601 Enthusiast ★ Consumer of Sci-Fi ★ Hobby Writer ★ Born at 336 ppm CO₂ ★ she/they, Dr.

Open Source: https://novelwriter.io, https://fosstodon.org/@novelwriter

(Banner image from Wallpaper Access)

Software developer + postdoc geologist tweeting GIS, open source science software, volcanoes & Iceland. Into climbing, mountain-biking, exploring. Husband, dad.

DK resident. Privacy, pentesting, OSINT, animal liberation, anti-fascism. White/Gray hat colorfluid.
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"Crypto" = cryptography!

Prof. for networks and security at #JKULinz + dabbling in Android platform security at #Google. This account will mostly carry IT security stuff, occasionally politics and other comedy.

Screeching voice of the minority.

Statements are only my own opinion, not my employers'.

This is currently my primary infosec account in the #Fediverse. It should be #searchable through https://tootfinder.ch. Previous Twitter posts are available in archival form at https://twitterarchive.mayrhofer.eu.org/.

Freelance software engineer. Ex id software, nowadays mostly Valve. Linux, Steam Deck, UE, cloud, devops and a tinge of climate activism ..

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

| iets met ict en open source | 🇪🇺 | 🎼 | 📷 | ⛺ | 🏍️ | 🧭 | iets met kierkegaard | #fediversity

Recently finished a PhD in InfoSec, but quit academia right away. I just can't. I am into FOSS, privacy, and human rights. I work in data by day, but I'm a fulltime human rights activist and have spoken at various fora against digital dictatorship and BigTech's shitfuckery.

Outside of my activism, I enjoy walking my dog, Heidi, vegan food, gaming, socialism, programming and makeup. Hope to connect to like-minded people (or not, challenge me)

Open Source Strategist at Samsung and general Open Web Curmudgeon.

W3C @tag co-chair; @openwebdocs co-founder; @openssf TAC member; Gov UK Open Standards Board member.

Immigrant, UK/US Dual National; Film, MST3K, Science Fiction, Anime, #HonkaiStarRail fan; anti-fascist & card-carrying “tofu-eating wokerati.”

Banner art credit: Mr Doodle (photo by me).

He/Him.

macOS/iOS ⌨️, outdoors 🏔, justice ⚖️, games 👾, he/him

Pretty into open source. Previously: Crashlytics, Apple

Every problem has a simple wrong answer

I write free software. Firmware troublemaker.

If we don't help make our networks smarter and able to make better decisions, who will?
[also talks about democracy, open source, leadership, social learning, anti-capitalism, & cycling]

— blogging since 2004

Header: waves crashing onto a lighthouse

I am an eclectic #witchy wordsmith crafting and #writing enchantments through #fantasy novels. Beyond quills and keyboards, I unleash my creativity on #illustrations and visual #art , #naturephotography , and dabble in the mystiques of #Linux things.

I am #Dutch and #dyslexic. While I do my best to minimize errors, please forgive me for the occasional slip-up.

Profile picture: Me wearing a purple #witch hat and a friendly smile.

Header: Epic rainbow storm digital drawing.