opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #GenX #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

🌐 #Noticias #News #Información #Ciencia #Science #InterésGeneral #CulturaDigital #Cybersecurity #Ciberseguridad #Cibersegurança #Security #Seguridad #Segurança #Tecnología #Technology ➕️

📧 Email: [email protected]

Lesen, Schreiben & Podcasten | Webräume schaffen | Linux | kreativ | rot-grünes Herz | Natur & Zelt | Wandern & Velo | Mathe- & Worträtsel | (fast) vegan | histaminintolerant | #notjustsad | #AuDHS | Schweizerin | im Fedi seit 2018

#SosoDenktNach; #Nachdenkzöix; #HistaYummy; #60plus; #autypisch; #EineZutatVieleGerichte; #SoSosAktennotiz; #SoSoSynchron

Podcast
https://podcasts.homes/@imspektrum/

Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.

Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText.

#books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22

Road Trips, Linux Mint, Balkans
«Ο άνθρωπος είναι ον φύσει κοινωνικό και πολιτικό. Αυτός που μπορεί να ζήσει μακριά απ’ τις ανθρώπινες κοινωνίες είναι είτε θηρίο είτε θεός.» - Αριστοτέλης

Originally from central western New South Wales, Australia. Now living in Bihoro, Hokkaido, Japan. I make big antennas talk to satellites.
 Self hoster, Linux user.
 Famichiki admin. 
he/him
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#FreeSoftware #HaikuOS #LQDN

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

War mal: Küchenhilfe, Musikclub-Macher, Journalist, Kurierfahrer, Nachttanke-Kassierer, Computerladen-Betreiber.
Aktuell: Mit Hybrid-Taxi in Hamburg Teil der Verkehrswende im modalen Mobilitätsmix.

Aktivist für FOSS/OpenSource-Software und -Informationen, dezentrale Netzwerke sowie Freiheitsthemen (Rede-, Meinungs- und Informationsfreiheit)

Politik: Ökologisches Primat (Grün), dazu ein bisschen links-libertär. Team Naturwissenschaften.

Flexitarier, Kleingarten. Vernarrt in totes Holz (Bücher)

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security at a gigantic non-profit. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

Press F1 to continue…

Applied Mathematician, Julia programmer, father of two amazing boys, official coonhound mix mutt-walker.

PhD in Civil Engineering. Debian Linux user since ca. 1994.

Bayesian data analysis iconoclast

Background in Digital History, Literary Studies and Linguistics;
doing #DigitalHumanities / #DigitalHistory things.
Toots in German/English.

Initiated @SafeguardingResearch on Jan 15th, 2025.
"No Musk can shut us down."

Pronouns: he/him
🏳️‍🌈 🩷💜💙 #SmashFascism #Histodon
#BijiRojava

"Sharing isn’t immoral — it’s a moral imperative."
Aaron Swartz, Guerrilla Open Access Manifesto, 2008.
https://openbehavioralscience.org/manifesto/

Please see my pinned intro post below, & https://bitprophet.org/bio/ 😊

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer. Okay dad and husband.

Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.

Expat Cymro living on Dharug Country, Sydney, NSW

ADHD Haver, possibly AuDHD.

Wannabe Welsh translator on training wheels.

#devops
#politics
#3dprinting
#dysgucymraeg
#music
#python
#powershell
#cloud
#wales
#australia
#expat
#melbourne
#cryptic
#crosswords
#disability
#adhd
#biketooter
#cycling
#gaming
#hmhb
#blueypilled #dadpunk
#bassplayer
#guitar
#ukulele

"Cofiwch Dryweryn" on the HMHB forums

Old school IT Technician and Cyber Janitor.
Interests in #InfoSEC, #History, #Physics and #SciFi.

Anti-fascist. Wacky Improvisation and Drive by Philosophy Specialist.

The header image is a panaroma photograph of the view from the summit of Eryri on a clear sunny day. That's rare enough to be noteworthy 🙂

My avatar is a high resolution scan of a 120 film negative version of my portrait. You're not missing anything of artistic merit.

I am a lecturer at #AUC (Amsterdam University College).

I teach #PoliticalEcology & #EarthScience.

I spend too much time playing around with #linux, #emacs.

I have a small blog: https://mishathings.org

I like to make #music: https://mishathings.org/music/

I play a small role in @BIJ1 #Amsterdam

Some tags of my life in random order: #Heiloo #Colombia #Nieuwmarkt #Medellin #London #SOAS #India #Bombay #AbyaYala

(Following/ boosting is not necessarily agreeing/approving).

back up at @amiserabilist

Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
#architecture

#linux

#theBeigeSpooneratti