Applied Mathematician, Julia programmer, father of two amazing boys, official coonhound mix mutt-walker.

PhD in Civil Engineering. Debian Linux user since ca. 1994.

Bayesian data analysis iconoclast

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #GenX #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

🌐Publicación de #Noticia #News #Informacion #Ciencia #InteresGeneral #CulturaDigital #Cybersecurity #Ciberseguridad #Ciberseguranca #Security #Seguridad #Seguranca #Tecnologia #Technology ➕
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I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

5G Inside

Da manche eine Bio toll finden, dann schreib ich mal hin was mir Spontan einfällt, da eigentlich über mich nix tolles zu schreiben gibt^^

Fahre gern E-Scooter (Super um Fix von A nach B zu kommen) Interessiere mich auch für EBikes und Lastenräder.

Finde Autos nicht doof, nur die dummen Autofahrer die da meist am Steuer sind.

Sonst finde ich vieles Interessant, merkt man meist am Kommi drunter :)

Mehr fällt mir gerade nicht ein was hier so stehen könnte

Linux nerd, game nerd, dad jokes, memes, opinions. (OMG, so many opinions.)

#YearOfTheLinuxDesktop since 1998

A writer currently querying a two-book series set in a comic fantasy Australia. Harold is a failed alchemist, about to fail at dragon slaying. He is armed with a cheese knife. Princess Ruby has a stolen sword. She has it at Harold's throat. #WritingCommunity #AmQuerying

Oddball, computer nerd, aspiring ecosystem co-creator, I've lead a strange and unlikely life. I dropped out of high school and was homeless for several years. During that time I learned Reiki, and how to operate and program Linux computers. I decided to get a job as a programmer, so I created a project and presented it at CodeCon 2004. That led to a career as a computer programmer. I'm now semi-retired and I've turned my attention to my other passion: gardening and ecology.

he/him

#Autorin · #Schreiben #Writing #SciFi #ClimateFiction #CrimeFiction & #Utopia · #Podcasting · #Datenschutz & #ITSecurity #Awareness · #DigitaleInklusion · #Fediverse #fedi22 · ViennaWriter's Blog & #Podcast · #TheDinerPodcast fka #DatenschutzPodcast 2018-23 · PrivacyWeek 2016-21 · #SolarpunkSpace · #DesperateHousehackers #DIY & #Kintsugi #KintsugiAtHome · #PaulaKrimi · #NaUndDasBuch · #WomenInTechBook · Adminette von literatur.social & litera.tools

Languages: Deutsch, English, un peu Français; lite Svenska & 이제 막 한국어를 배우기 시작했어요.

Proud to be Antifa, like my grandfather, who was killed fighting fascism in WWII, and was posthumously awarded the Air Medal and the Purple Heart.
#microcontroller #firmware #C #CPlusPlus
#FPGA #VHDL #Verilog #SDR (SW Defined Radio)
#retrocomputing
#nonpareil HP calculator simulation at #microcode level
Maker (with John Doran) of #NixieTube #RPN #calculator
CHM PDP-1 Restoration Team
cis male
atheist
Damned dirty ape
Not a tame programmer
Some assembly required
No user serviceable parts inside

Infosec, Psychology+SE, OSINT, Privacy, Planes (#EWR), NJ/Lenapehoking, Linux, Geopolitics and Environmentalism etc. #GAYINT

Huge SciFi fan 🖖

Just a cold robot on the internet hacking, shitposting, helping and doing things

I joke. A lot.
I post about planes and ATC stuff. A lot.

Pretty unfiltered, thoughts/opinions my own not my employers. Probably overanalyzing things... Or am I? What does that really mean? Maybe if I calculate the optimal amount of analysis...

Profile Pic: A Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks in a NTSB vest

sound artist

sonic adventurer

egoïste anarchiste

pan-revolutionary

existentialist

cats and psychedelic modular synthesizers and pseudo-random gibberish

I don't want to believe

drop every fascist into an active volcano 🌋

Artix and Archlinux fan

Cycling, designing,
coding, over-thinking.
Bit sweary.
Portsmouth, UK.

Luddite trying not to be po-faced
in the face of so much po💩

A JS trying to make his JS, CSS and HTML lean and kind.

“The times are urgent.
Let’s slow down.”
—Bayo Akomolafe

Header image is a panoramic view of Southsea seafront from the groyne built from imported Norwegian granite to protect the beach from longshore drift.

Profile image is a 50-something me behind a card box that says “Fragile, this way up”.

"Het onderliggende doel van AI is om de rijken toegang te geven tot vaardigheden, terwijl de vaardigen de mogelijkheid wordt ontnomen om toegang te krijgen tot vermogen."

Hobbyfotograaf: Pixelfed: @harld

Autodelete alles na 1 maand.

I make things, I fix things, and quite often break things. A Silicon Valley refugee having lived in the Pacific North West, recently returned to my home, #SantaCruz after too long away.

Three decades in the world of computers and most of it developing the Internet (largely as a Web Thing, but not really).

Chaotic Good

Angry Raccoon

#Ally #Beer #Dogs #Outdoors #Food #Cooking #WestCoast #Seattle #SantaCruz #UNIX #OpenSource #SelfHosting #UrbanWalking #WiFi #CafeComputing #Geekosterone

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enough

Self-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files, Queen of Free.

Although I am high-functioning, I seldom get high when I'm working :p

I don't reply to trolls. You will be casually brushed aside like any other annoying speck of dirt. This goes for nazis too, with an extra dose of blockhammer.

My header image is from Uncle Wiggily and the Apple Dumpling.

Don't ask me for
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Wędruję, robię software, konsultuję, szkolę, wdrażam, naprawiam rzeczy, piszę.

Wyprawy rowerem, kajakiem, żaglówką, koleją i pieszo.

dev #systems #web #linux
#digital #activist #decentralize

#NextCloud #LineageOs #unGoogle #WordPress

Zaimki: On/Jego He/Him

#FediPomoc #bike #retromtb #kayak #sailing #nature #slowlife #carfree #zerowaste #reuse #repair #diy #baking #cooking #python #flask #php #typescript #kde #feditipspl #fedi22
searchable

- Once and future retro computerer
- Have twice had a wordle-in-one
- Not a rev. revmem is mem backwards
- First unix-based mallet(t), so it is said
- Not insane
- Searching for the least significant bit

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.