Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.

Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText.

#books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #GenX #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

5G Inside

Da manche eine Bio toll finden, dann schreib ich mal hin was mir Spontan einfällt, da eigentlich über mich nix tolles zu schreiben gibt^^

Fahre gern E-Scooter (Super um Fix von A nach B zu kommen) Interessiere mich auch für EBikes und Lastenräder.

Finde Autos nicht doof, nur die dummen Autofahrer die da meist am Steuer sind.

Sonst finde ich vieles Interessant, merkt man meist am Kommi drunter :)

Mehr fällt mir gerade nicht ein was hier so stehen könnte

A writer currently querying a two-book series set in a comic fantasy Australia. Harold is a failed alchemist, about to fail at dragon slaying. He is armed with a cheese knife. Princess Ruby has a stolen sword. She has it at Harold's throat. #WritingCommunity #AmQuerying

Lesen, Schreiben & Podcasten | Webräume schaffen | Linux | kreativ | rot-grünes Herz | Natur & Zelt | Wandern & Velo | Mathe- & Worträtsel | (fast) vegan | histaminintolerant | #notjustsad | #AuDHS | Schweizerin | im Fedi seit 2018

#SosoDenktNach; #Nachdenkzöix; #HistaYummy; #60plus; #autypisch; #EineZutatVieleGerichte; #SoSosAktennotiz; #SoSoSynchron

Podcast
https://podcasts.homes/@imspektrum/

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

Generic PNW dev.
I __main__ Python.
駄洒落は大🎿だ。
LGBTQAI2S+ ally.
Too many hobbies.
FOSS enthusiast.
Seeking a more just society.
Pronouns: he/him.

Header is a size-accurate group shot of many classic giant robots from anime history.

Profile pic is me in an Otakon 2006 tee shirt from *cough* a few years back.

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#transformers
#earthdefenseforce
#revolutionarygirlutena
#progressive
#battletech

Posts / toots / Tröts / mostly in German.

30, #ADHS, (he/him), #einsam
🌄⚡Solargenossenschaftsmitglied 🌄

Themen: Erneuerbare Energien, Klimaschutz, Sozialpolitik, Raketennerd 🚀(mag Elon nicht), Für Spaß zu haben, spreche ungern öffentlich über meine Probleme.
Schaue seit Kindheit Formel1. Guckt keine Videos auf YouTube, TikTok oder ähnliches.

Spiegel-Leser und Übermedien-Abo. Teile häufig Artikel die ich wichtig finde.

Mag Gartenteiche und #Modelleisenbahn, und #Fischertechnik.

Proud to be Antifa, like my grandfather, who was killed fighting fascism in WWII, and was posthumously awarded the Air Medal and the Purple Heart.
#microcontroller #firmware #C #CPlusPlus
#FPGA #VHDL #Verilog #SDR (SW Defined Radio)
#retrocomputing
#nonpareil HP calculator simulation at #microcode level
Maker (with John Doran) of #NixieTube #RPN #calculator
CHM PDP-1 Restoration Team
cis male
atheist
Damned dirty ape
Not a tame programmer
Some assembly required
No user serviceable parts inside

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

teaches #EarthSystemScience at #McgillUniversity. Research in #geochemistry and inexpensive, accurate sensor meshes for environmental monitoring.

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Road Trips, Linux Mint, Balkans
«Ο άνθρωπος είναι ον φύσει κοινωνικό και πολιτικό. Αυτός που μπορεί να ζήσει μακριά απ’ τις ανθρώπινες κοινωνίες είναι είτε θηρίο είτε θεός.» - Αριστοτέλης

Cycling, designing,
coding, over-thinking.
Bit sweary.
Portsmouth, UK.

Luddite trying not to be po-faced
in the face of so much po💩

A JS trying to make his JS, CSS and HTML lean and kind.

“The times are urgent.
Let’s slow down.”
—Bayo Akomolafe

Header image is a panoramic view of Southsea seafront from the groyne built from imported Norwegian granite to protect the beach from longshore drift.

Profile image is a 50-something me behind a card box that says “Fragile, this way up”.

Teacher in #Maths & #ComputerScience
Team NSI.
Posts on #Politics #Tech #Science #Education #AI #crypto #infosec & any stuff.
#OpenSource #foss #dev #AI #IA.
☮🕊️ World Citizen ☮🕊️

#free as in #f..cking #free (software, mind & world)

Let's follow ! 🤘🤙

#FreeSoftware #HaikuOS #LQDN

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security at a gigantic non-profit. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

Press F1 to continue…

#dotNet #dotNetMaui with #cSharp UI
Maths/Computer Science teacher/tutor
Facts aren't "arbitrary"
searchable

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

Born at 326 ppm

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #EnterpriseArchitect #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Old school IT Technician and Cyber Janitor.
Interests in InfoSEC, History, Physics and SciFi.

Anti-fascist. Wacky Improvisation and Drive by Philosophy Specialist.

The header image is a panaroma photograph of the view from the summit of Eryri on a clear sunny day. That's rare enough to be noteworthy 🙂

My avatar is a high resolution scan of a 120 film negative version of my portrait. You're not missing anything of artistic merit.