Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.

Wędruję, robię software, konsultuję, szkolę, wdrażam, naprawiam rzeczy, piszę.

Wyprawy rowerem, kajakiem, żaglówką, koleją i pieszo.

dev #systems #web #linux
#digital #activist #decentralize

#NextCloud #LineageOs #unGoogle #WordPress

Zaimki: On/Jego He/Him

#FediPomoc #bike #retromtb #kayak #sailing #nature #hiking #camping #slowlife #carfree #zerowaste #reuse #repair #diy #cats #dogs #baking #cooking #python #flask #php #typescript #kde #feditipspl
searchable

Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for #architecture / #performance / #observability / #Java / #JVM

Much more likely to post pictures of #cats and rant about society, #antifascism, food and #queer stuff than tech, though. Cornishman in Barcelona.

Lead Privacy Expertise Centrum @ SURF | infosec | typoqueen | Grunn | Veluwe | wine | food | Venezia | Ducati | cats 😊 | ♡ CC0, art, books, movies, literature | motorbike trails & camping | Woman of WICCA | own views and silliness
~ the Netherlands ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

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Own photographs (unless credits)
Unfriendly people = block
Toots vaporise after a month

Longtime open-source user, advocate, and contributor. I’ve been working with and writing about Linux and open source since 1999. Now writing for LWN.net (@lwn). Become a subscriber here if you're not already! https://lwn.net/subscribe/

I post about Linux, free and open-source software (FOSS), music, cats, politics, writing, and anything else that comes to mind. Hates gen-AI slop.

"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction." Mark Twain

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

Main: @alice
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩷💛🩵

🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

I make stuff. he/him 🖖 🐾 🏳️‍🌈, 🇪🇺

Posts in 🇫🇷, 🇳🇱, 🇸🇪, 🇬🇧, 🇧🇬, about Star Trek, Cats 😻, apps, robots, aliens, self-hosting, FOSS, IoT, sustainability...

#IoT #Music

https://flowvi.be @tootsdk

#nobridge

#Cybersecurity Aficionado, #Privacy Advocate, #Podcaster, Founder and Co-Host of the Shared Security Podcast @sharedsecurity #podcast

I like to talk about: #cybersecurity #infosec #appsec #privacy #humanrights #leadership #management #podcasting #running #cycling #cats #scifi #cyberpunk #music #books

Thoughts, rants, and opinions are my own.

Dedicated to joy, simplicity and kindness in software and its organisations. Open Source and startup leader/founder/advisor.

Past and current obsessions include dancing ballet, singing, acting, playing guitar/ukulele, qigong, cycling, climbing, cooking, street photography, mountain running and moving house internationally. Currently based in west Ireland.
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* This account is managed in part by a social media team composed only of cats

40-something girl from Michigan in the US. Quiet, unobtrusive, purple-flavored. Recreational computer toucher. Disabled and neurodivergent but trying to make the best of what I have. Owned by two cats.

#RetroComputing
#RetroWeb / #Gopher
#RetroGaming
#SegaGenesis / #MegaDrive
#SNES
#N64
#PS1
#PS2
#Wii
#WiiU
#NintendoSwitch
#HamRadio
#Linux / #Debian / #KDE
#Programming / #C / #Python / #PHP
#Cats
#Bloomscrolling
#FuckTrump
#NoAI

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Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

A recent refugee from the BirdApp. I am focused on #energy #security #informationsecurity #privacy #technology #voting rights, #democracy and #humor.

[Standard disclaimer]
My toots and activities here do in fact, represent the opinions of two #cats and one #dog who live with me, although they do not represent the views or opinions of my employer. Boosting or starring does not necessarily imply endorsement.

Your mileage may vary. Be kind, do good.

Never start a land war in Asia. him/he BLM.

Silicon Valley native Dutch-American, computer nerd w degrees (BSCS, BBA, 5 AAs), pilot, HAM radio operator (+W6WX trustee), CAP & IEEE Senior member; past: Atari, IBM ARC, Sony, game dev (mostly NES-PS3), Texan, adjunct prof, and some stuff with robots, railway equipment, and rockets; online since 1985, Unix/Linux user since ~1990

Likes science, music, social dancing, cats, privacy rights, people (E Pluribus Unum), democracy, equality, "good trouble"; dislikes religious hypocrisy and hate

Multi-decade open source project contributor, manager, and leader. Manager of Developer Experience Engineers at Fastly. Previously Principal Program Manager at Red Hat helping to deliver RHEL. Previously Head of Open Source Programs at Bloomberg

I write code, and publish code, and break code, and spend far too much time with Ansible and highly-overengineered home networking, and DNS, and GPS, and... it never ends.

Co-human to three cats along with my significant other.

Six Word Memoir: Clever, creative, and occasionally quite crazy.
I like #Cats, #Podcasts, #Accessibility, #CivilRights, #BodyAutonomy, #LGBTQ people, #Progressive politics, #MentalHealth, #SuicidePrevention, #utpol, #utah, #MCU, #Spiderverse, #Farscape, #RedDwarf, and a bunch of other random things.
Pronouns: she/her
Searchable, if'n you're a tootfinder.

guitarist & soundmaker • poet & cat-dad • wanderer & ponderer • he & him • Edinburgh & Scotland 

avatar: a bearded man in glasses looking to the left 
(spoiler: I am the bearded man)
header: lilia outside the Roman fort at Rough Castle

Things I like: #ImprovisedMusic #ExperimentalMusic #FieldRecording #InteractiveFiction #Poetry #Art #Archaeology #RomanScotland #TTRPG #Minimalism #Brutalism #FOSS #Tea #Cats

#TransRightsAreHumanRights #Fedi22 #NoBot #NoBridge

Running ottawa.place with @leigh. Canadian, security person, and proud cat-dad to two wonderful fuzzy friends (profile picture is Marie). Currently working @ Tailscale.

Also running some Mastodon #relays ( #relay ) at https://relay.activitypub.ca - more info to come!

#cats #cdnpoli #infosec #renewableenergy (and more...)

Current events, politics, images, lit, movies, art, aviation (lapsed PPL), travel, science/tech, cats, dogs, nature, cycling, music, Linux, Python. Greyhound rescuer. BLM. Slava Ukraini! LGBTQ+ ally. Lived corporate IT/ Projects / Strategic Sourcing 30+ years—loved/hated. I follow stochastically—a bio and a few resonant posts often tip the scale. ADHD+ive. CDN/SW Ontario.

🇪🇺 European

Cloud computing, web development, multimedia, languages and pen and paper. Sometimes computer graphics. Mainly 🦀 Rust, Go and TypeScript.

❄️ Nixpkgs committer
🔬 MSc Computer Science (2019-2022 @uniheidelberg).
👨‍💻 Co-founder of @alugha.

Toots in German and English.
#MastoAdmin at @admin.

#fedi22 #rustlang #programming #linux #macos #tech #cats #nixos #rust #golang #typescript #devops #sysadmin #kubernetes searchable