Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

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Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for #architecture / #performance / #observability / #Java / #JVM

Much more likely to post pictures of #cats and rant about society, #antifascism, food and #queer stuff than tech, though. Cornishman in Barcelona.

I'm a (free) software developer from Germany, who mostly codes in #rust #typescript #lisp #c these days.

A random racing machine every hour!
By @aenore and Ruby

Banner by Nic Redhead https://www.flickr.com/photos/somethingness/14258898678/ under CC BY-SA 2.0

App developer & mini painter. I make apps and break things.

UIKit. Swift. Gaming. Warhammer. Generative AI. Reverse-engineering. Husband. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him.

Diplom-Computerlinguist, Vater, autofreier Radler, Digitalcourage-Aussteiger. ExOssi. Mag Oolong-Tee, Gitarren und Katzen.

Tröts vor 06.08.2024: https://suma-ev.social/@christian
Tröts vor 18.01.2024: https://digitalcourage.social/@chpietsch
Tröts vor 06.11.2019: https://chaos.social/@chpietsch

Tags arbeite ich als #Bibliothekswesen an der #UniBielefeld, wo ich z.B. an der wissenschaftlichen Suchmaschine @base mitarbeite & z.B. das #GitLab der Uni betreibe.

Nachts betreibe ich ehrenamtlich Server für Artikel 5 e.V., Datenpunks e.V. und FSuB e.V.

Neulich habe ich aus Versehen mastodon.social blockiert, aber nur für meinen eigenen Account!

Mitgliedschaften: @acmelabs @ADFC @Artikel5eV @CCC @Datenpunks @dielinke @MetaGer @peng @wirsindverdi

Außerdem: @switchingsoftware @neuSoM @bie_buendnis_gegen_rechts

Searchable.

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

Legacy software modernization, project rescue, architecture, test automation, team leading, public speaking. Running @phpc_tv

I'm supporting a tactical unit in Ukraine directly. You can help me do more: https://afilina.com/donate/ua-supplies

25 • CS Student • #Swift & #Laravel #PHP + #Vue Developer • 2020 Swift Student Challenge Winner • #TheLegendOfZelda

He/Him. Technical coach. All about Making #Java Code More Testable. #TDD #Refactoring #HexagonalArchitecture #JUnit #AssertJ

Structural biology (XFEL crystallography, cryoEM, electron crystallography) data processing methods developer. I use my degree in chemistry to write software to use physics to understand biology. As of 2024, based in Hamburg.

70% coffee by volume. I’m really into electronics and 3d printing right now. I have a very fluffy and affectionate cat. Big fan of bicycles and trains, better public infrastructure generally, and investment in collective wellbeing generally. Food motivated; very easily bribed with coffee and pastries. Always learning.

I get paid to make junk mail and play with PHP. Former community radio DJ. World traveler in progress. Music omnivore. Introvert. Sci-fi geek. EV obsessed. Non-binary pan. Easygoing, slow to anger, swears like a sailor.

I js wanna get bred :(

Benieuwd wat er nu draait op de radio? Met slechts één blik op dit account kom je erachter!

Let op: dit account is onofficieel en wordt niet beheerd door de NPO

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

running now my own #Pixelfed instance https://punk.photos

the guy who writes bug reports if something is not working

Bayer in Berlin!
Proud Dad,
Developer,
Music lover & concert addict!
#vegan for a reason
Fediverse fan boy

#Retrogaming, #Java / #Kotlin, #OpenSource fan.

#NoNazis #fckafd #noIB he/him

Mostly computer and technical stuff. Radical listener. Tries to be a good person.
#Rust #UA

“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer.

Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Vet assistant, wanna-be gardener, cat-lover, bird-lover, student of archaeology, literature, philosophy. Liberal/progressive/frustrated Dem. No DMs or porn or AI. Old and creaky but still here and trying. Disgusted by what conservatives/ reactionaries are doing/have done to America.

Format your brain with fedi's favorite perpetually seething cauldron of #generative #psychedelic #art, generated with code.

🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿