“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer.

Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography and I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Programming, tech, gaming & other geeky topics from Sherri Wheeler.

Occasional business, handiwork, electronics, parenting and fitness content.

🐘 PHP/JS developer with miles to go before I sleep();

All posts are my own - never AI generated.

Ally & anti-racist. Bigoted or harassing replies get blocked & reported.

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Available for part-time contract work.
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(she/her)

#nobridge #nobot

🇺🇦 Malware Researcher 🇺🇦
Posts are my own and do not reflect my employer.

40-something former Event Zaddy™ turned producer at a digital agency, professional tall guy, big Leo energy. Toots about life, work, travel, tech gripes, gay shit. 🏳️‍🌈👬 🎉 Bouncing between Seattle, WA and Palm Springs, CA (he/him)

Santé mentale (Ph.D Psycho) et geekitude sont mes deux passions dans la vie.

Tel : lineageos
PC : Cachy Os et autres linux
Mon chouchou : Noam Chomsky (ou pas si les dossiers Epstein l'incrimine)

The kind of guy

• He/him, but they is okay.
• C# coder
• 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ supporter
• Suitless furry
• 🐱 Keeper of the Firrhna Project
• 🎮 Creator of the Asspull Ⅲx
• Game taker-aparter, likes Sierra SCI
• ⬡ Hexagons are bestagons
• Jack of many trades
• Craves interaction

Anti-DEI is white supremacy. Black lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope as a species. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

No alt-text = no repost.

Do not feed the trolls; block them.

He/him.

Fuck AI slop.

pfp: a silhouette of a man’s head framed against purple and blue lines

banner: A row of colorful sports cars

Adventurer. Takes a lot of photos, calls many places home. VP of research @vulncheck. Previously vulnerability research director @ Rapid7 + @metasploit. Opinions mine, etc. She/her.

A writer currently querying a two-book series set in a comic fantasy Australia. Harold is a failed alchemist, about to fail at dragon slaying. He is armed with a cheese knife. Princess Ruby has a stolen sword. She has it at Harold's throat. #WritingCommunity #AmQuerying

Language designer and implementer at Apple: Swift, Objective-C, C++, C. Erstwhile editor of the Itanium C++ ABI. Focus on security mitigations and low-level language implementation.

Format your brain with fedi's favorite perpetually seething cauldron of #generative #psychedelic #art, generated with code.

🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏿

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

This profile is not managed by Terraform.

Or, as my "professional" email signature says, "IT expert and mixed media artificer".

A late millennial, yet I grew up with a ZX Spectrum and used an i486 as my main PC well into 00s.

I have a degree in electrical engineering, majored in industrial and microelectronics, but somehow ended up building massively distributed computer systems. SCADA with sensors scattered across hundreds of miles, L7 balancing for millions of users, corporate video call infrastructure, helping to delete ~petabyte of data a day, and until recently keeping the lights on for a major cloud provider. I learned a lot during my long-ish career, and this knowledge makes me sad and keeps me up at night sometimes.

I never post here in a "working adult" capacity, and wouldn't dare to speak for my current or past employers. Instead, I engage in playful shitpost and creative exploration of technologies that have no commercial applications.

Feel free to DM me, I'll try to reply to all!

17 years old techie from New Delhi, India.
I like all kinds of tech, but android is hart.
I am learning programming, I do c++ and slowly learning rust.
On android i like kotlin.

Utilisateur de #logiciellibre #linux #LaTeX
Serial #coopérateur
Born in 315 ppm
Pouette peu, repouette beaucoup (trop ?)

#environnement #zéro-déchet
#OpenStreetMap, #Wikipedia
#Lyon, #Ain
#LDH

somewhere between a gaming machine and a debugger. embedded development, security and such. adhd/asd

Lead Software Engineer at GVG
previously;
Security Researcher @ guardianapp
iOS Developer @ blockchains llc

Notícias sobre ciência nas mídias brasileira e estrangeira.

Fontes:
Revista Pesquisa Brasil – cipesbra
Globo Ciência – ciglobo
Questão de Ciência – ciquesta
Inovação Tecnológica – ciinova
Science Alert – ciscial
Undark – ciundrk
Quanta Magazine – ciquant
Aeon – ciaeon
Tempo – citempo
Galileu – cigalil
Jornal da USP – cijnusp

Outros Bots:
@botsocialista

Actualité de la ville de Sherbrooke et de l'Estrie

Computer at lifestyle company in Cupertino.
So much #netty, #java, #database, and #tls

config: #nobridge searchable

App developer & mini painter. I make apps and break things.

UIKit. Swift. Gaming. Warhammer. Generative AI. Reverse-engineering. Husband. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him.