I’m interested in HTML, CSS, and making the web less annoying. My name is pronounced ˈshe-meh.

Multinational mishmash

Interests include: history, hiphop, action movies, maps, 🇬🇧🇲🇽🇮🇹🇺🇸🇭🇹🇯🇵🇳🇫🇨🇳🇭🇰, scifi, computing & internet freedom

Enjoying watch parties like: #Monsterdon
#KungFuSat
#MondayActionMovie

Building info on them on joinfediverse.wiki & NeoDB:

https://joinfediverse.wiki/Watch_party
https://eggplant.place/users/klu9/collections/

Company: PHP Architect
Podcaster: PHP Podcast
If you are looking for PHP Developers to follow, check out https://phpa.me/Fediverse-follows

I am one of the great team members behind PHP Architect and do my best to make PHP and the PHP Community a little better. I enjoy drinking Scotch and watching baseball. My thoughts and posts are my own.

My toolbox

I'm Bee, AKA killerbee13; nerd of the highest caliber. 29 years old (if I haven't forgotten to update this). Moved here from @[email protected], I have an alt at @someonetellmetosleep

#ActuallyAutistic | #ADHD
#Agender | #Trans | #Aromantic | #Bisexual | #Demisexual | #Polyamorous | #Queer
Programming | Conlanging | Video Games | anti-techbro, anti-crypto
White | Atheist | PDX | Occasionally horny on main/lewd (okay, actually pretty often)
#nobot

I have like 400 special interests and switch between them unpredictably, but programming and linguistics are always near the top.

BLM, ACAB

PHP core developer and technical writer for the PHP documentation, funded by @thephpf
Previously maintainer, and master of typos, for the French translation of the PHP documentation.
Conference speaker who's always happy to rant on stage.
B.Sc. in pure mathematics from Imperial College London
Photograph/Otaku in my spare time
Speaks 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇯🇵

Rorohiko kaiārahi. Parauri koti. Frentantic Intromastecution. Fraught Leader. Polibernial Mandorpulatorist. Neologist. Weirdo. Can fold fitted sheets.  ن #kindness #curiosity #apple #rabbits #bunny #photog #cars #motorcycles #tech #foss #NgātiPākehā #TangataTiriti #coeliac #TaylorSwift #NZTwits

A rolling stone should not judge a book by its glasshouse // The higher, the fewer.

Darwin LT-14911.local 25.2.0 Darwin Kernel Version 25.2.0: Tue Nov 18 21:09:56 PST 2025; root:xnu-12377.61.12~1

Staff Software Engineer by day. Computer, music, and computer music enthusiast by night. Programming, security, and UX aficionado. I drink lots and lots of tea.

Professional stuff: #programming, #csharp, #python, #javascript

Semi-professional stuff: #infosec, #ux

Personal stuff: #ukulele, #edm, #tea, #homelab, #homeautomation, #iot

Posts may not represent opinions of employer(s), self, or reality.

Website fixer · IndieWebber · Comics maker · Bodysurfer · Blogger · Toy and robot collector · CSS Battler · San Diego · Peace, love, resistance

[ Thinkpad Collector / Emacs User / 60s Car Fan / UK ]

#emacs #ruby #debian

[ #ruby #emacs #orgmode #taskjuggler #thinkpad ]

I do security stuff sometimes

GardenState.social Admin

he/him #javascript #nj #indiepop #developer #memes #feministAdvocate #tv #progressive #NewJersey #GardenState #cryptoSkeptic #tfr #fedi22

The co-host with the co-most.

I make stuff on the internet, mostly. 
I produce, perform and edit audio-video work as well as writing everything from video scripts to newsletters. I make terrible noises with cheap synthesizers.


Co-founder of vintage media collective RetroStrange.com and indie games blog SetSideB.com. I self-host it all. Hire me to do stuff.

Director of Creative @ OpenCV.org, the world’s biggest open source computer vision library.

Ex: Occipital.

Contact: [email protected]

♟️GameHands.NET
PLAY CHESS LIVE SEE LINKS BELOW!

Oddball, computer nerd, aspiring ecosystem co-creator, I've lead a strange and unlikely life. I dropped out of high school and was homeless for several years. During that time I learned Reiki, and how to operate and program Linux computers. I decided to get a job as a programmer, so I created a project and presented it at CodeCon 2004. That led to a career as a computer programmer. I'm now semi-retired and I've turned my attention to my other passion: gardening and ecology.

he/him

He/him. Cis/het. I like #Data, #Trains, #Japan / #日本, and the Oxford comma. Professional computer whisperer. C#/DotNet/JavaScript. Southern England, UK.

I do not post much myself but will boost interesting and insightful posts from as diverse a range of others as I can manage.

Previously:
Joined 2018-09 https://en.osm.town/@twpol
Joined 2022-04 https://mastodon.online/@twpol

#tfr #fedi22

Three anxious sysadmins in a trenchcoat. DevOpsSec mercenary. CTO of Antifa.
#nix #rust #python #ruby #linux

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Coding, game streaming, voice acting, security, video production, etc. Internet nonsense curator.

Remember when we said there was no future? Well, this is it.

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We get one shot on this rock: don't waste it -- get weird. 🥃

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Embrace the future. Bury tradition. Seek adventure. Enhance people's lives where you can. And never, ever, pass up the opportunity to punch a Nazi.

Illegitimi non carborundum.

A software developer and photographer. #RStats and some other Prgrmming Lnggs. former #Nanoinfluencer
Special note: When I was a young lad, I have faced Bobby Fischer across the chess board. 🍸🐈

Full-time engine dev for Bevy: an open source Rust game engine.

I design games, make all manner of things, and was once a plant ecologist. Dreaming of a transhumanist, solarpunk future.

Science: Astronomy, Molecular biology, Muscular dystrophies, Renewable energy, accessibility.

Speaker at astronomy and Swift events.

Tech: NeXTSTEP, macOS, iOS, and WebObjects developer.

Politics: Conservative Green party activist for over 30 years (D, NL, BG)

I speak English, German, Bulgarian. Russian, Dutch, and Spanish and I learn Japanese, French, and Vietnamese.

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