👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division
✍ Comments his code
🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries
🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user
📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer
🧠 Atheist
🔠 Defines his acronyms

Topics I post frequently:
🔘 #SQLServer
🔘 #Celtics/#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc)
🔘 #UCF (Univ of Central Florida)
🔘 #Bucs/#NFL (Nat'l Football League)
🔘 #RStats (R programming language)
🔘 #EV (Electric Vehicles)
🔘 #Photography
🔘 #Privacy

Wall Street Journal reporter — I cover big companies, executive pay, corporate governance & some accounting, retirement & corporate tax issues. (If in doubt, get in touch. I can find the right person if it isn't me.)
I use a range of data, including securities filings and other publicly available documents, to write about complex financial, business, economic, legal and regulatory issues. Tools (for now): Python, Datasette, Klaxon, Hammerspoon.

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he/him #javascript #nj #indiepop #developer #memes #feministAdvocate #tv #progressive #NewJersey #GardenState #cryptoSkeptic #tfr #fedi22

#WaitWait Stats Person, Software Release Engineer, Background in IT/DevOps, #TBTL Ten, and an GenAI pessimist. Pronouns: he/him/they/them

I use Fedora Linux, BTW.

#WaitWaitDontTellMe #WWDTM #Python #DoctorWho #StarTrek #BAONPDX #RCTID #COYS #Oregon #BSD #Linux #NoBridge #NoAI #FuckAI

Profile image: Image of a Moopsy from Star Trek: Lower Decks in a conference room

Header image: #xkcd 353 by Randall Munroe. Source: https://xkcd.com/353/ (CC BY-NC 2.5)

MOSTLY Cats!

Other interests include: food and travel

Non-technical person with a love for science + tech
Robertson Screwdriver Owner.

#JuliaKitten #KittenJacques #Cats #MastoCats #CatsofMastodon
 #FediCats #CatsOfTheFediverse
Math-challenged, but find the subject interesting

Canada’s capital city

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♾️ for polyamory & for neurodivergence & for plurality 🍄

I think I'm funny, it's ok if you don't. I'll love ya anyway if you want me to. 🤟

You should follow me if:
✅ You like wyrd ppl 🙃

You should not follow me if:
❌ You believe in normal people 😬

⚠️ This is my most reactive self, my traveler who thirsts for adventure, experience, and understanding of this glorious planet we inhabit. For the more thoughtful, writer version of me, try @Lucaas 👖🐎

✌️🏊‍♂️♾️🏳️‍⚧️🦄🧜‍♂️🌈🪨☮️🪞🍄💨🧭🌡️🔆💜🫶

A random racing machine every hour!
By @aenore and Ruby

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Dissipé, curieux, ultracrépidarianiste.
développeur (#python ), vegan :seedling: (éco/éthique), linuxien (ubuntu depuis 2005) #kivy

Dissipated, curious, overly opiniated, developer, vegan, linux user.

Lives near #Amsterdam, in the Netherlands.

he/him
il/lui

I’m an indie macOS developer creating apps such as PowerPhotos and PlistEdit Pro.


#Apple #Mac #Cocoa #Swift #SwiftUI

Tech worker. Knower of Kubernetes and Terraform. Wearer of many hats, including DevOps, SRE, Observability, and Security.

Neurodivergent. Ally. Privacy conscientious.

I enjoy science fiction and speculative fiction. Also dad jokes and puns.

Aussie gamer making new memories from the old. He/him. Writing from Ngunnawal/Ngambri land.

I built a giant Gravis GamePad and am working on USB adapters for old controllers. I beta-tested Secret Agent HD and UnDune2. I once made Toshiba mad at me over copyright. I post mostly #retrogaming, #3dprinting and #arduino stuff here.

Projects:
#Plasbeams
#Thrixels
#CGAPrints
#SerialStinger
#SimpleBreakouts
#SolderingStation
#GravisGamePad

https://justmytoots.com/@timixretropla[email protected]

♟️GameHands.NET
PLAY CHESS LIVE SEE LINKS BELOW!

5G Inside

Da manche eine Bio toll finden, dann schreib ich mal hin was mir Spontan einfällt, da eigentlich über mich nix tolles zu schreiben gibt^^

Fahre gern E-Scooter (Super um Fix von A nach B zu kommen) Interessiere mich auch für EBikes und Lastenräder.

Finde Autos nicht doof, nur die dummen Autofahrer die da meist am Steuer sind.

Sonst finde ich vieles Interessant, merkt man meist am Kommi drunter :)

Mehr fällt mir gerade nicht ein was hier so stehen könnte

software engineer, author, game designer

LatLearn. Slartboz. WIP books (HPC; HHGG-like.) EV charging protocols & management. Golang. Linux. Advanced Squad Leader (ASL). TTRPGs (DCC; Paranoia; Call of Cthulhu). sci-fi. comedy. history. wealth-building.

Describe what's in this image.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_test

Source code for the generator: https://editor.p5js.org/ajt521/sketches/qfwt30yWZ

Howdy folks. Super excited to be on Mastodon / FOSStodon !

#FediHire me: Tech/IT/Engineering/DevOps Director/VP/CTO (tz:ET)

Apprentice in all things:

 #Linux , #OpenSource 

💻 #HomeLab / #ProxMox / #NAS / #Docker
🌐 #WebDev

🎮 #Gaming , #GameDev / #Unity

🎨 #3dPrinting, #Painting 

🤖 #tech and other nerdy things

I like to code Python by night, which is what happens when there's not enough time during the day.

#nobot #nobots #noai #noindex #nosearch #noarchive

Longtime open-source user, advocate, and contributor. I’ve been working with and writing about Linux and open source since 1999. Now writing for LWN.net (@lwn). Become a subscriber here if you're not already! https://lwn.net/subscribe/

I post about Linux, free and open-source software (FOSS), music, cats, politics, writing, and anything else that comes to mind. Hates gen-AI slop.

"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction." Mark Twain