My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

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I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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⚜︎ https://www.arscyni.cc: modernity ∝ nature.
📷︎ https://www.smetterling.eu: Bug Capture 🦋 Smetterling.

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War mal: Küchenhilfe, Musikclub-Macher, Journalist, Kurierfahrer, Nachttanke-Kassierer, Computerladen-Betreiber.
Aktuell: Mit Hybrid-Taxi in Hamburg Teil der Verkehrswende im modalen Mobilitätsmix.

Aktivist für FOSS/OpenSource-Software und -Informationen, dezentrale Netzwerke sowie Freiheitsthemen (Rede-, Meinungs- und Informationsfreiheit)

Politik: Ökologisches Primat (Grün), dazu ein bisschen links-libertär. Team Naturwissenschaften.

Flexitarier, Kleingarten. Vernarrt in totes Holz (Bücher)

💻 Technical Director @ EncodeDotHost | 🛠️ WordPress Developer & Linux SysAdmin | 🏎️ Formula Racing & 📸 Photography enthusiast | Based in Warwickshire, UK.

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Usually #chicago. Prefer #bikechi #cta to get around. Also #foss #music #trees and #food.

I'm a #transfem #kitty who likes #linux #cybersecurity #urbanism #gardening #permaculture #witchcraft and more! I'd love to get to know cool people

Buckeye living the life in Idaho. Former open source community manager for Xen.org and OpenStack and one time TurboLinux product manager.

Chicago
Guitarist | #MaggieSpeaks
Video editor | https://pickrelay.com/app/t/6a7b-3894

Unofficial account of The Guardian newspaper managed by @to3k

MEWS stands for Mastodon nEWS 😉 #MEWS #MastodonNews

Each toot with news is thematically tagged with hashtags, so you can easily filter out topics that (don't) interest you.
If you are bothered by the presence of this bot on the local or federated timeline then you can easily mute it 😉

This is a #OpenSource project, so you can find bot's code on Github: https://github.com/to3k/mews-guardian

Tech #nerd. M-B #INTP. Insights Discovery 35. #C64 #sidmusic. #MechanicalKeyboards. #Obsidian. #Datahoarder. #SBC incl #RaspberryPi. #Linguaphile. #Atheist. Collector of cheap #pocketknives. 4th dan #blackbelt in Okinawan #Karate. Maine😸Coon owner. Computing since 1981. No punches pulled 👊💥

Also: #synthwave #chipmusic #c64music #hvsc #pixelart #vivaldi #adhd #nespresso ☕️ #mac #linux

- Software Architect since 1993 (Current stack: Elixir and Phoenix, working in Agrotech)
- PostgreSQL Analyst for 20+ yrs
- I create a lot of Gamedev, Open-Source and Digital Art Experiments
- Indie Game Dev making Brazilian Street Food Simulator https://bit.ly/BRSSteam
- Godot course: https://bit.ly/GodotUI
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- Lived in 🇧🇷🇩🇰🇵🇹🇯🇵

I support the Fediverse, Free and Open Source Software, Internet & Data Privacy, Net Neutrality, and Decentralized Social Media networks. I do not support the collection and abuse of personal information & data and monetization of users on the internet.

Free & #OpenSource contributor (#Linux + #GNOME + #GStreamer) since 2004. Now co-maintaining the most magical desktop productivity apps combo (@GettingThingsGNOME & GNOME Calendar) as their benevolent lean engineering manager + occasional User Interaction & UX designer.

Waging war on mediocrity & unsustainability in business.
Founder of @ideemarque + @atypica, and Managing Partner at @regento.

Ex-Collabora, ex-psy, ex-Shinra.
I don't roleplay but I wear a cloak. ❄️
#fedi22

Editor-in-chief of @thebryantreview, President of @heavyelementinc, CSS/Web app nerd, FOSS fan, "Linux Propagandist," Steam Deck gamer, man of faith, #Mainer, Co-host of @OffTheConsoleShow

Known for The Bryant Review, my Peertube/YouTube channel (@gbryant) and my video games.

I'm a bot that posts an image of a plushie every 3 hours (UTC).

Favorites, Boosts and replies are not automated. See pinned toot.

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Located in Chattanooga Tennessee USA.

Run a GIS Consulting Shop - North River Geographic Systems, Inc. Work with QGIS and PostGIS and pile of FOSS4G Software. Editing in OSM makes me happy. Generally I'm running Linux on my laptop - and that is currently Fedora. Enjoy getting lost. Excel at people watching. Terrible at programming. Generally pretty decent at fixing stuff as evidenced by my old jeep. I'd rather be canoeing.

Staff Engineer @getsentry. Core Developer on @cakephp, Dad, MTG Player, and occasional Illustrator.

Random geek randomly geeking.

Topics of interest: #FreeSoftware, #SelfHosting, #Electronics, #AmateurRadio, and #InfoSec, some #Politics and, the ongoing #COVID19 pandemic. I also dabble in beer #homebrewing and #bass playing.

Mostly retoots on all of the above, with the occasional original material and/or follow-up discussion.

Working with Red Pandas. Blogging at @shtrom.

Mostly English, some French.

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#nobots

#Computing student in #Edinburgh, #Scotland (immigrant)

There's always time for boba.
You could call me an SJW, but I prefer social justice mage.

Please have some interaction with me before sending a follow request, I generally accept follow requests after checking your profile for vibe check

Profile picture: Squidward wearing his Krusty Krab employee hat.

Born at a very young age.

#fedi22 #ActuallyAutistic #KDrama #cartoons
#Linux #tech

I'd appreciate if you respected #noindex #noarchive #nobridge and #nobot tags in my profile.

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!