I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

I like information security, and silly elves

Free Software fan (love #linux). Spent 20 years in Austin, TX #atx. Now in #FortWorth. BSEE from #TXST, 2014. Currently ((2^5)+(2^2)) years old (354 ppm).

I used to sling #dotnet code. Then I did warehouse work at #amazon (DAU1) and #doordash. Now, I'm back at school to become a #nurse. Suffer from #ChronicPancreatitis #pancreatitis.

I'm a revolutionary #MarxistLeninist, #diabetic, #diabetes, #MarxismLeninism, #Marxism #Communism #Socialism

#osm #wikidata

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Steve Bellovin's photography.
Mostly, but not entirely, nature.
Mostly, but not entirely, urban.
Mostly, but not entirely, birds—which are, of course, dinosaurs.
Phil Ochs: “In such ugly times, the only true protest is beauty.”

Fediverseに漂っている犬画像から、皆のリアクションの良いものを厳選してブーストするBOTです。
個人が撮った犬のトゥートを重視し、転載は除外するように調整してます。
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This is a BOT that carefully selects and boosts the best dog images floating around the Fediverse that get good reactions from everyone.
I've adjusted it to focus on toots of dogs taken by individuals, and to exclude reproduction ones.

#dogs #犬

Fediverseに漂っている猫画像から、皆のリアクションの良いものを厳選してブーストするBOTです。
個人が撮った猫のトゥートを重視し、転載は除外するように調整してます。
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This is a BOT that carefully selects and boosts the best cat images floating around the Fediverse that get good reactions from everyone.
I've adjusted it to focus on toots of cats taken by individuals, and to exclude reproduction ones.

#cats #猫 毎週土曜は#caturday

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Doing things with computers, likes to run, loves magic and plays tabletop RPGs and old video games.

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

Experienced IT Director with over 20 years of expertise in leading large-scale IT operations, driving strategic technology initiatives, and optimizing IT infrastructure across multiple locations. Proven track record of reducing costs, improving operational efficiency, and delivering successful ERP implementations. Adept at managing cross-functional teams, overseeing complex IT projects, and ensuring IT security and compliance. Skilled in aligning IT strategies with business objectives to support

Since 2001

Recovering CISO
May have an orchid problem
Bad photography
Worse dad jokes
The worst Infosec hot takes
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Oddball, computer nerd, aspiring ecosystem co-creator, I've lead a strange and unlikely life. I dropped out of high school and was homeless for several years. During that time I learned Reiki, and how to operate and program Linux computers. I decided to get a job as a programmer, so I created a project and presented it at CodeCon 2004. That led to a career as a computer programmer. I'm now semi-retired and I've turned my attention to my other passion: gardening and ecology.

he/him

Greybeard codger, cat in a cot, one foot bare, one foot not. Things of interest? Not a lot. Former go-go dancer and certified white liar.

Kubuntu user and co-moderator of the unofficial subreddit for FreeBSD.

#Kubuntu #Linux

#FreeBSD and the FreeBSD Foundation: https://fediwall.social/?servers=mastodon.bsd.cafe&tags=freebsd&[email protected]

Posts from me alone – minus boosts – across four or five Mastodon instances: https://fediwall.social/?servers=&tags=&[email protected],[email protected],[email protected],[email protected],[email protected]&hide=boosts,bots&title=Graham+Perrin+multi-Mastodon+%E2%80%93+Fediwall&theme=auto&autoplay=no&interval=300

For what's undiscoverable or lost in the Fedidverse, I sometimes used tootfinder: <https://tootfinder.ch/> …

Once a #sysadmin at several universities and observatories and now a sometimes gardener in Tucson, Arizona, USA and an occasional guitar and bass player too. #Tucson #gardening #guitar #bass #retrocomputing

Washington, DC, USA
Silver Spring, MD, USA

Pro: woman, equality, choice, & human. Anti: bigot, exclusion, & misinformation. Agnostic Jew. AuDHD *she/her* fibro and crohns fighter. I am fucking awesome. P*nch the nazi. ❤️ Pretty girl who cries.

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part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

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Give the land back. Back to the commoners and the commons.
Professionally:

EDU infosec. terrified. send thoughts and or prayers.

Previously: Industrial Control Systems (ICS) and Supervisory Control and Data Acquisition (SCADA). I know some stuff about how fresh water gets to your house, and how the poops escape.

Personally: read the toots.

i live on Payómkowishum land. What does it mean to acknowledge this? Where are the Payómkowishum? Is a relationship with them possible?

if i interact with you, its because i find you or what you post interesting, and want to be your friend. sometimes jokes dont land, or nuance is lost. we all deserve as much grace as can be given- at least until we are revealed to be monsters.

sgnl: nolan.24

Live Coding Music duo
Working with Linux, supercollider, foxdot, python and Open Source software.