I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Antiguamente @asperaprocella y @asfilippini en Twitter. Mujer, madre y argentina. Atiendo boludos.

Ni olvido ni perdón. ¡No en mi nombre!

Si te *huelo* la menor conspiranoia u otra patología cognitiva la conversación se corta en seco y la relación también. Las ideas se examinan a la luz de la evidencia. O se guarda silencio.

If you "vibe check", congratulations! You've found the source of all the "bad vibes". Now keep your health and go away.

D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enough

Self-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files, Queen of Free.

Although I am high-functioning, I seldom get high when I'm working :p

I don't reply to trolls. You will be casually brushed aside like any other annoying speck of dirt. This goes for nazis too, with an extra dose of blockhammer.

My header image is from Uncle Wiggily and the Apple Dumpling.

Don't ask me for
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Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.

Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText.

#books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22

Dutch gov OSPO | Open Source | GovTech | Digital Sovereignty | Gaming | IT nerd | 🇪🇺🇳🇱

Advocate for open, ethical alternatives to big tech. Posting on a personal title.

One of Fosstodon's admins. Boardmember of F-Droid. Staff of Pookie and Wessie. Big fan of bouldering. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈&🏳️‍⚧️ ally. 🇺🇦🍉

Teilzeit-Familienpapa von 2
Netflix & Co., Raspberry Pi, Arduino, Linux, *BSD,
OUP (Oracle Uncertified Professional) seit 8.0.5
#noAfD

IT & Security Analyst | OSINT Enthusiast | Curating insights at http://OSINTSights.com | Analyst207

Road Trips, Linux Mint, Balkans
«Ο άνθρωπος είναι ον φύσει κοινωνικό και πολιτικό. Αυτός που μπορεί να ζήσει μακριά απ’ τις ανθρώπινες κοινωνίες είναι είτε θηρίο είτε θεός.» - Αριστοτέλης

Experienced IT Director with over 20 years of expertise in leading large-scale IT operations, driving strategic technology initiatives, and optimizing IT infrastructure across multiple locations. Proven track record of reducing costs, improving operational efficiency, and delivering successful ERP implementations. Adept at managing cross-functional teams, overseeing complex IT projects, and ensuring IT security and compliance. Skilled in aligning IT strategies with business objectives to support

he/him

You probably heard about me because I am the founder of the Twisted python networking engine open source project. But I’m also the author and maintainer of several other smaller projects, a writer and public speaker about software and the things software affects (i.e.: everything), and a productivity nerd due to my ADHD. I also post a lot about politics; I’d personally prefer to be apolitical but unfortunately the global rising tide of revanchist fascism is kind of dangerous to ignore.

Scientist, safecracker, etc. McDevitt Professor of Computer Science and Law at Georgetown. Formerly UPenn, Bell Labs. So-called expert on election security and stuff. https://twitter.com/mattblaze on the Twitter. Slow photographer. Radio nerd. Blogs occasionally at https://www.mattblaze.org/blog . I probably won't see your DM; use something else. He/Him. Uses this wrong.

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

A writer currently querying a two-book series set in a comic fantasy Australia. Harold is a failed alchemist, about to fail at dragon slaying. He is armed with a cheese knife. Princess Ruby has a stolen sword. She has it at Harold's throat. #WritingCommunity #AmQuerying

Old school IT Technician and Cyber Janitor.
Interests in InfoSEC, History, Physics and SciFi.

Anti-fascist. Wacky Improvisation and Drive by Philosophy Specialist.

The header image is a panaroma photograph of the view from the summit of Eryri on a clear sunny day. That's rare enough to be noteworthy 🙂

My avatar is a high resolution scan of a 120 film negative version of my portrait. You're not missing anything of artistic merit.

Membre du Club Linux NPdC. Fan de Linux, des BSD et des logiciels libres en général.

Grundschullehrer mit heftigem Interesse an OER, opensource, linux, H5P und dass es meinen Schüler/innen gut geht. Tröties die ein leeres Profil haben denen folge ich nicht. Antisemiten oder solchen mit einem pro Hamasanliegen dürfen sich gerne gepflegt irgendwo anders hin bewegen. KI-Slop wird geblockt. Ebensolche User, die dauerhaft keine alttexte schreiben. Aus aktuellem Anlass werden auch solche Menschen geblockt, die mir mit Fußball und/oder der WM auf den Sack gehen.

Lesen, Schreiben & Podcasten | Webräume schaffen | Linux | kreativ | rot-grünes Herz | Natur & Zelt | Wandern & Velo | Mathe- & Worträtsel | (fast) vegan | histaminintolerant | #notjustsad | #AuDHS | Schweizerin | im Fedi seit 2018

#SosoDenktNach; #Nachdenkzöix; #HistaYummy; #60plus; #autypisch; #EineZutatVieleGerichte; #SoSosAktennotiz; #SoSoSynchron

Podcast
https://podcasts.homes/@imspektrum/

💊Pharmacy assistant and owner by day
🗺️ Openstreetmapper by night
🐧Linux user
⚙️ FOSDEM staff
en.osm.town mod
he/him (don't mind 'they')
Cis, but an ally to all in the LGBTQIA+ community 🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights
Pan/bi(?)
🐾Furry art enjoyer
NL/EN, 29yo
Not autistic?.... but likes connecting with autistic people.. hmm.. 🤔

If we meet irl, feel free to hug me!

#openstreetmap #Ruiselede #WestFlanders #WestVlaanderen #Belgium #belgie #fedi22

Chercheur en linguistique française et en jeu vidéo (Université Caen-Normandie / CRISCO UR 4255).

Génération Athée est une confédération indépendante de défense de l’athéisme et des intérêts athées.
Nous portons une vision politique et réformiste de l’athéisme, tournée vers l’égalité des droits, la laïcité réelle, et la reconnaissance des convictions non religieuses dans toutes les sphères de la société.
Notre objectif : faire de l’athéisme une force citoyenne active, constructive et visible.