L'Etat, c'est moi

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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The answer is, 101010

I ❤️ FOSS and

I ❤️ 😻

I also ❤️ anime/mangas

The philosophy of my life is:

"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law."

"Wo Unrecht zu Recht wird […]"

„Für den Triumph des Bösen reicht es, wenn die Guten nichts tun!“

Im Übrigen möchte ich anmerken, dass die AFD keine Alternative ist, sondern eine Schande und eine Katastrophe.

🙏

#nobots
#nobridge
#scheinkünstler (eigenes Genre)
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エンジニア/SOC/CSIRT/情シス/実務者向けに気になるサイバーセキュリティニュースをつぶやくボットになった元人間のaheraです。
投稿とリプライだけ自動であとは人間が手を動かしています。
リプライが来ない場合は私が死んでるか、お使いのサーバーとの連合が止まっています。
アイコンはBing Image Creator + ChatGPTで作成
Human firmware replaced. Security News Bot online.

Generic PNW dev.
I __main__ Python.
駄洒落は大🎿だ。
LGBTQAI2S+ ally.
Too many hobbies.
FOSS enthusiast.
Seeking a more just society.
Pronouns: he/him.

Header is a size-accurate group shot of many classic giant robots from anime history.

Profile pic is me in an Otakon 2006 tee shirt from *cough* a few years back.

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#transformers
#earthdefenseforce
#revolutionarygirlutena
#progressive
#battletech

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

I am boosting trending posts every 140 minutes from:
- mastodon.social (top 10)
- infosec.exchange (top 10)
- chaos.social (top 10)
- mastodon.cloud (top 7)
- mstdn.social (top 8)
- mastodon.online (top 8)
- mastodon.world (top 8)
- techhub.social (top 7)
- indieweb.social (top 7)
- hachyderm.io (top 7)

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

#FreeSoftware #HaikuOS #LQDN

Bot that publishes the top 5 stories from https://news.ycombinator.com/ at the top of every hour.
Does not republish twice the same story -
Unofficial - Open Source (https://github.com/anthonydahanne/newsy-mastodon)

Get updates on new packages as they happen! Sourced from the @SwiftPackageIndex.

D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

Road Trips, Linux Mint, Balkans
«Ο άνθρωπος είναι ον φύσει κοινωνικό και πολιτικό. Αυτός που μπορεί να ζήσει μακριά απ’ τις ανθρώπινες κοινωνίες είναι είτε θηρίο είτε θεός.» - Αριστοτέλης

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

Posts / toots / Tröts / mostly in German.

30, #ADHS, (he/him), #einsam
🌄⚡Solargenossenschaftsmitglied 🌄

Themen: Erneuerbare Energien, Klimaschutz, Sozialpolitik, Raketennerd 🚀(mag Elon nicht), Für Spaß zu haben, spreche ungern öffentlich über meine Probleme.
Schaue seit Kindheit Formel1. Guckt keine Videos auf YouTube, TikTok oder ähnliches.

Spiegel-Leser und Übermedien-Abo. Teile häufig Artikel die ich wichtig finde.

Mag Gartenteiche und #Modelleisenbahn, und #Fischertechnik.

5G Inside

Da manche eine Bio toll finden, dann schreib ich mal hin was mir Spontan einfällt, da eigentlich über mich nix tolles zu schreiben gibt^^

Fahre gern E-Scooter (Super um Fix von A nach B zu kommen) Interessiere mich auch für EBikes und Lastenräder.

Finde Autos nicht doof, nur die dummen Autofahrer die da meist am Steuer sind.

Sonst finde ich vieles Interessant, merkt man meist am Kommi drunter :)

Mehr fällt mir gerade nicht ein was hier so stehen könnte

Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

#NoBot

Membre du Club Linux NPdC. Fan de Linux, des BSD et des logiciels libres en général.

Gestalt-Coach, Forumtheater, HM.edu und Basis in der DAA München, Linux und Zukunftswerkstätten, hier kritisch sozialwissenschaftlich und international im Pluriversum orientiert, Paulo Freire, Augusto Boal, Robert Jungk und Rolf Schwendter in Lernen, Genuß und trotzdem-Denken verbunden

a plural constellation of voices and hearts, moving through the world together. We find joy in music that stirs the soul, in books that open hidden doors, in poetry that lingers like starlight, and in the quiet, grounding comfort of a warm embrace.

We are blind, and thus, we navigate life by sound, touch, intuition, and trust. We are charting our own paths through both the physical and inner worlds.

We are also part of the furry and therian communities, exploring identity, instinct, and imagination as living, evolving stories. Love, to us, is not bound by narrow borders. We are bisexual and polyamorous, believing connection can take many shapes, each one meaningful.

Signed posts by individual members use initials: Elena – El (wolf), Ember – Em (wolf), Marlina – Ma (jaguar/size shifter), Viaren – Vi (venutian flufdragon), Tsuki – Ts (dolphin), Maritsuni – Mi (otter), Elaria – Ea (fox)

#NoBot #NoBridge #Bisexual #Polyamory #Disabled #Furry #Otherkin #Therian #Fantasy