L'Etat, c'est moi

The answer is, 101010

I ❤️ FOSS and

I ❤️ 😻

I also ❤️ anime/mangas

The philosophy of my life is:

"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law."

"Wo Unrecht zu Recht wird […]"

„Für den Triumph des Bösen reicht es, wenn die Guten nichts tun!“

Im Übrigen möchte ich anmerken, dass die AFD keine Alternative ist, sondern eine Schande und eine Katastrophe.

🙏

#nobots
#nobridge
#scheinkünstler (eigenes Genre)
🔞

Applied Mathematician, Julia programmer, father of two amazing boys, official coonhound mix mutt-walker.

PhD in Civil Engineering. Debian Linux user since ca. 1994.

Bayesian data analysis iconoclast

security researcher
good guy hacker
AI tinkerer
OSCP certificate owner
ADHD Brain owner
http://buymeacoffee.com/redpacketsec

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #GenX #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

HE/HIM/THEY/ASK ME ABOUT FUNKY.SEC @funkysec

Current Grumpy SysAdmin. Proud Jewish Anarchist who believes a better world is possible. NY native.

"Founder" of Funky.Sec - A Zine for the 21st century.

Let's keep Hacker culture alive.

Actually Autistic Neurodivergent Cyberpunk (AuDHD).

Worked with Google Cloud for 5 Years and these blasted machines for almost my entire life. Information Security is important, despite what you may of been told.

Spider Jerusalem made manifest on this material plane. If you can read this -- you're a weapon.

My views are my own and cannot be bought or sold.

#FreeSoftware #HaikuOS #LQDN

It is I, Grouleff!

100% natural and organic intelligence 🧠

I make computer go brrr. Mostly using #Ruby, but I also dabble in #RustLang and #Swift / #SwiftLang

I post mainly in #Danish, and occasionally in #English.

I like #cycling / #cykling, #running / #MastoRunDK, and #coffee.

I am the caretaker of #MusikalskPlanke, the daily chance to do a bit of planking, together with @klgn.

Born at 338.99 ppm.

5G Inside

Da manche eine Bio toll finden, dann schreib ich mal hin was mir Spontan einfällt, da eigentlich über mich nix tolles zu schreiben gibt^^

Fahre gern E-Scooter (Super um Fix von A nach B zu kommen) Interessiere mich auch für EBikes und Lastenräder.

Finde Autos nicht doof, nur die dummen Autofahrer die da meist am Steuer sind.

Sonst finde ich vieles Interessant, merkt man meist am Kommi drunter :)

Mehr fällt mir gerade nicht ein was hier so stehen könnte

Ingénieur électronique - Ville de Québec (CAN)
( Electrical engineer - Québec City [CAN] )


Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. Previously of Octodon. Previously of vmst.io. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security at a gigantic non-profit. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

Press F1 to continue…

Python , C# , C, Php , Payment Gateways , AI ,

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Antiguamente @asperaprocella y @asfilippini en Twitter. Mujer, madre y argentina. Atiendo boludos.

Ni olvido ni perdón. ¡No en mi nombre!

Si te *huelo* la menor conspiranoia u otra patología cognitiva la conversación se corta en seco y la relación también. Las ideas se examinan a la luz de la evidencia. O se guarda silencio.

If you "vibe check", congratulations! You've found the source of all the "bad vibes". Now keep your health and go away.

D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enough

Self-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files, Queen of Free.

Although I am high-functioning, I seldom get high when I'm working :p

I don't reply to trolls. You will be casually brushed aside like any other annoying speck of dirt. This goes for nazis too, with an extra dose of blockhammer.

My header image is from Uncle Wiggily and the Apple Dumpling.

Don't ask me for
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Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.

Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText.

#books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22

Dutch gov OSPO | Open Source | GovTech | Digital Sovereignty | Gaming | IT nerd | 🇪🇺🇳🇱

Advocate for open, ethical alternatives to big tech. Posting on a personal title.

One of Fosstodon's admins. Boardmember of F-Droid. Staff of Pookie and Wessie. Big fan of bouldering. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈&🏳️‍⚧️ ally. 🇺🇦🍉

Teilzeit-Familienpapa von 2
Netflix & Co., Raspberry Pi, Arduino, Linux, *BSD,
OUP (Oracle Uncertified Professional) seit 8.0.5
#noAfD