Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

The answer is, 101010

I ❤️ FOSS and

I ❤️ 😻

I also ❤️ anime/mangas

The philosophy of my life is:

"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law."

"Wo Unrecht zu Recht wird […]"

„Für den Triumph des Bösen reicht es, wenn die Guten nichts tun!“

Im Übrigen möchte ich anmerken, dass die AFD keine Alternative ist, sondern eine Schande und eine Katastrophe.

🙏

#nobots
#nobridge
#scheinkünstler (eigenes Genre)
🔞

L'Etat, c'est moi

Hi,

Autistic. Please remember that if we ever have a conversation.

Finally retired after working 51 years. Still not sure what I want to do when I grow up.

Left school at 16, worked various jobs for some years then in IT in various places from 1985 until 2008.

Bought a franchise for a lawn care company in 2009, just after the financial fiasco. Found out that was a bad time to start a business.

Did other things.

I use Arch Linux with Gnome and the Vivaldi Browser

Antiguamente @asperaprocella y @asfilippini en Twitter. Mujer, madre y argentina. Atiendo boludos.

Ni olvido ni perdón. ¡No en mi nombre!

Si te *huelo* la menor conspiranoia u otra patología cognitiva la conversación se corta en seco y la relación también. Las ideas se examinan a la luz de la evidencia. O se guarda silencio.

If you "vibe check", congratulations! You've found the source of all the "bad vibes". Now keep your health and go away.

Staunchly Peircean pragmaticist linguist, phonetician and semiotician. Does translation studies and comparative literature too when time allows. Politically far left, deal with it. Localizes FOSS (eg. KDE Plasma, Vivaldi browser, Handbrake media transcriber). Writes linguistics articles to Finnish Wikipedia when time allows.

#democraticsocialism #LGBTQally #transally #EU #independentScotland #antifascist #SOSNHS #FOSS
Male, retired. Equality for all, regardless of gender, colour or sexual orientation. Society without socialism is not society, but exploitation of the weakest. He/him Lives in Hawick, Scottish Borders @bobjmsn.bsky.social
Header is a drone photo of my former home in Shetland.
Avatar is Aurora borealis over Loch of Voe Shetland

Utilisateur de #logiciellibre #linux #LaTeX
Serial #coopérateur
Born in 315 ppm
Pouette peu, repouette beaucoup (trop ?)

#environnement #zéro-déchet
#OpenStreetMap, #Wikipedia
#Lyon, #Ain
#LDH

#GenX #USNavy veteran, 6 years active duty, 36 years of DoD civil service, lib, lez, Vim Jedi and console cowgirl.

This profile is not managed by Terraform.

Or, as my "professional" email signature says, "IT expert and mixed media artificer".

A late millennial, yet I grew up with a ZX Spectrum and used an i486 as my main PC well into 00s.

I have a degree in electrical engineering, majored in industrial and microelectronics, but somehow ended up building massively distributed computer systems. SCADA with sensors scattered across hundreds of miles, L7 balancing for millions of users, corporate video call infrastructure, helping to delete ~petabyte of data a day, and until recently keeping the lights on for a major cloud provider. I learned a lot during my long-ish career, and this knowledge makes me sad and keeps me up at night sometimes.

I never post here in a "working adult" capacity, and wouldn't dare to speak for my current or past employers. Instead, I engage in playful shitpost and creative exploration of technologies that have no commercial applications.

Feel free to DM me, I'll try to reply to all!

Lesen, Schreiben & Podcasten | Webräume schaffen | Linux | kreativ | rot-grünes Herz | Natur & Zelt | Wandern & Velo | Mathe- & Worträtsel | (fast) vegan | histaminintolerant | #notjustsad | #AuDHS | Schweizerin | im Fedi seit 2018

#VollerEinsatz; #SosoDenktNach; #Nachdenkzöix; #HistaYummy; #EineZutatVieleGerichte; #SoSosAktennotiz; #SosoZiehtUm #SoSoSynchron #60plus #autypisch

Podcast
https://podcasts.homes/@imspektrum/

Posts / toots / Tröts / mostly in German.

30, #ADHS, (he/him), #einsam
🌄⚡Solargenossenschaftsmitglied 🌄

Themen: Erneuerbare Energien, Klimaschutz, Sozialpolitik, Raketennerd 🚀(mag Elon nicht), Für Spaß zu haben, spreche ungern öffentlich über meine Probleme.
Schaue seit Kindheit Formel1. Guckt keine Videos auf YouTube, TikTok oder ähnliches.

Spiegel-Leser und Übermedien-Abo. Teile häufig Artikel die ich wichtig finde.

Mag Gartenteiche und #Modelleisenbahn, und #Fischertechnik.

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

Grundschullehrer mit heftigem Interesse an OER, opensource, linux, H5P und dass es meinen Schüler/innen gut geht. Tröties die ein leeres Profil haben denen folge ich nicht. Antisemiten oder solchen mit einem pro Hamasanliegen dürfen sich gerne gepflegt irgendwo anders hin bewegen. KI-Slop wird geblockt. Ebensolche User, die dauerhaft keine alttexte schreiben. Aus aktuellem Anlass werden auch solche Menschen geblockt, die mir mit Fußball und/oder der WM auf den Sack gehen.

Washington, DC, USA
Silver Spring, MD, USA

Pro: woman, equality, choice, & human. Anti: bigot, exclusion, & misinformation. Agnostic Jew. AuDHD *she/her* fibro and crohns fighter. I am fucking awesome. P*nch the nazi. ❤️ Pretty girl who cries.

www.youtube.com/c/NixAnadoo

Security and open source at the hardware/software interface. Embedded sec @ IOActive. Lead dev of ngscopeclient/libscopehal. GHz probe designer. Open source networking hardware. "So others may live"

Toots searchable on tootfinder.

teaches #EarthSystemScience at #McgillUniversity. Research in #geochemistry and inexpensive, accurate sensor meshes for environmental monitoring.

#urban #U-BahnFan #wien #vienna #biodiversity #Menschenrechte #humanrights #radfahren #ameisen #photovoltaik #fernfusion #solarpunk #snowflake #amphibiom #wearAMask #linux

A writer currently querying a two-book series set in a comic fantasy Australia. Harold is a failed alchemist, about to fail at dragon slaying. He is armed with a cheese knife. Princess Ruby has a stolen sword. She has it at Harold's throat. #WritingCommunity #AmQuerying

Je suis admin-sys #Linux.
Je fais du #Sysop, du #Devop, c'est selon.
Je contribue aux logiciels libres et aux projets que j'utilise ou héberge : #Linux #Spip #NextCloud #Dolibarr #Peertube #Yunohost #Nginx #AlternC https://debian.alternc.org

J'ai une préférence pour #Debian, parce que c'est la distribution que je connais le mieux.
Mes ordinateurs sont avec #KDE, et sinon #XFCE ou Enlightenment pour ceux avec peu de ram.

Membre de :
- https://lautre.net
- @librezo

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.