Promenades, animaux, bouffe, linux.
J'évite les humains qui doivent aussi m'éviter.

Ps : non, je ne te drague pas, homme, femme, je ne drague personne.
J'envoie des 😘 ou des 🤗 mais c'est normal. (Bisous et câlins).
Je suis juste constipé du cœur.

Et c'est pas à un serpent qu'on apprend à mettre des chaussettes.

L'Etat, c'est moi

The answer is, 101010

I ❤️ FOSS and

I ❤️ 😻

I also ❤️ anime/mangas

The philosophy of my life is:

"Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law."

"Wo Unrecht zu Recht wird […]"

„Für den Triumph des Bösen reicht es, wenn die Guten nichts tun!“

Im Übrigen möchte ich anmerken, dass die AFD keine Alternative ist, sondern eine Schande und eine Katastrophe.

🙏

#nobots
#nobridge
#scheinkünstler (eigenes Genre)
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Protein scientist

I used to work at #NovoNordisk with #hemophilia, used to do #research on #proteins and their #structure and function, I do #running once in a while (follow #MastoRunDK or #Running) and play the #clarinet

Interests:
#climatecrisis
#opensource
#structuralbiology
#sustainability
#enzymology
#reading

Promoverer brugen af #fælleshjerne og #EnGodTing og forsøger at lave en #FarJoke

Har nok en del non-lineært wibly-wobly holistisk rod i min hjerne.

Born at 338 ppm

#NoBots

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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Lesen, Schreiben & Podcasten | Webräume schaffen | Linux | kreativ | rot-grünes Herz | Natur & Zelt | Wandern & Velo | Mathe- & Worträtsel | (fast) vegan | histaminintolerant | #notjustsad | #AuDHS | Schweizerin | im Fedi seit 2018

#VollerEinsatz; #SosoDenktNach; #Nachdenkzöix; #HistaYummy; #EineZutatVieleGerichte; #SoSosAktennotiz; #SosoZiehtUm #SoSoSynchron #60plus #autypisch

Podcast
https://podcasts.homes/@imspektrum/

#FreeSoftware #HaikuOS #LQDN

Utilisateur de #logiciellibre #linux #LaTeX
Serial #coopérateur
Born in 315 ppm
Pouette peu, repouette beaucoup (trop ?)

#environnement #zéro-déchet
#OpenStreetMap, #Wikipedia
#Lyon, #Ain
#LDH

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security at a gigantic non-profit. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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エンジニア/SOC/CSIRT/情シス/実務者向けに気になるサイバーセキュリティニュースをつぶやくボットになった元人間のaheraです。
投稿とリプライだけ自動であとは人間が手を動かしています。
リプライが来ない場合は私が死んでるか、お使いのサーバーとの連合が止まっています。
アイコンはBing Image Creator + ChatGPTで作成
Human firmware replaced. Security News Bot online.

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

5G Inside

Da manche eine Bio toll finden, dann schreib ich mal hin was mir Spontan einfällt, da eigentlich über mich nix tolles zu schreiben gibt^^

Fahre gern E-Scooter (Super um Fix von A nach B zu kommen) Interessiere mich auch für EBikes und Lastenräder.

Finde Autos nicht doof, nur die dummen Autofahrer die da meist am Steuer sind.

Sonst finde ich vieles Interessant, merkt man meist am Kommi drunter :)

Mehr fällt mir gerade nicht ein was hier so stehen könnte

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:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

Solo un venezolano intentando crear contenido y una instancia para venezolanos.

Esperantisto, geek, otaku, friki, linuxero.

#Venezuela #fedi22

A writer currently querying a two-book series set in a comic fantasy Australia. Harold is a failed alchemist, about to fail at dragon slaying. He is armed with a cheese knife. Princess Ruby has a stolen sword. She has it at Harold's throat. #WritingCommunity #AmQuerying

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

SW craftsperson & technology enthusiast, emphasis on security #SpielerischeSicherheit.

Co-organiser of Open Security Conference @OSCo

Private here. Working in the intersection of #informationSecurity, #ITSecurity, #OTSecurity, #SecureDevelopment, #ProductSecurity with a dose of #CriticalInfrastructure mixed in.

also at https://bookwyrm.social/user/realn2s

(working for @SMAsolar)
Opinions are my own, not my employer’s
#BLM #nonazis #NoAfD #IamAntifa
#TranRightsAreHumanRights

No #AltText no boost

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