D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
:: Founder, Phobos Group
:: Quad Flooper :: Scoville Addict
:: Public Speaker :: food pornographer
:: Twitter Alum (2011-2012)
:: security histrionics
:: finance histrionics
:: tattoo'ed nerd
:: security longhair

part george carlin, part bill hicks, part robin williams.
I run a tiny security consulting company, make hotsauce, watch cartoons and figured out how to weaponize home assistant. I found 118 dollars of btc in my garage.

Too old to rock and roll, too young to die. Vegan and anarchism curious.

Likes permaculture, infosec, Tranmere Rovers. But mainly bad jokes stolen from https://www.justthetalk.co.uk/thehaven/17468/urgent-i-need-a-good-joke-right-now

Officially not right in the noggin #ʘ‿ʘ

#NoBot

Posts / toots / Tröts / mostly in German.

30, #ADHS, (he/him), #einsam
🌄⚡Solargenossenschaftsmitglied 🌄

Themen: Erneuerbare Energien, Klimaschutz, Sozialpolitik, Raketennerd 🚀(mag Elon nicht), Für Spaß zu haben, spreche ungern öffentlich über meine Probleme.
Schaue seit Kindheit Formel1. Guckt keine Videos auf YouTube, TikTok oder ähnliches.

Spiegel-Leser und Übermedien-Abo. Teile häufig Artikel die ich wichtig finde.

Mag Gartenteiche und #Modelleisenbahn, und #Fischertechnik.

back up at @amiserabilist

Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
#architecture
#vectorgraphics

#FOSS
#linux

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Python , C# , C, Php , Payment Gateways , AI ,

A writer currently querying a two-book series set in a comic fantasy Australia. Harold is a failed alchemist, about to fail at dragon slaying. He is armed with a cheese knife. Princess Ruby has a stolen sword. She has it at Harold's throat. #WritingCommunity #AmQuerying

Grundschullehrer mit heftigem Interesse an OER, opensource, linux, H5P und dass es meinen Schüler/innen gut geht. Tröties die ein leeres Profil haben denen folge ich nicht. Antisemiten oder solchen mit einem pro Hamasanliegen dürfen sich gerne gepflegt irgendwo anders hin bewegen. KI-Slop wird geblockt. Ebensolche User, die dauerhaft keine alttexte schreiben.

5G Inside

Da manche eine Bio toll finden, dann schreib ich mal hin was mir Spontan einfällt, da eigentlich über mich nix tolles zu schreiben gibt^^

Fahre gern E-Scooter (Super um Fix von A nach B zu kommen) Interessiere mich auch für EBikes und Lastenräder.

Finde Autos nicht doof, nur die dummen Autofahrer die da meist am Steuer sind.

Sonst finde ich vieles Interessant, merkt man meist am Kommi drunter :)

Mehr fällt mir gerade nicht ein was hier so stehen könnte

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography and I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Created by @errorcodezero

#snakegame #rustlang

Makes things work in .NET/Win32/x64/C#/SQL/Delphi.
Surviving rectal cancer.
Married a cancer survivor.
Responsible for brother with IQᐸ50.
ex Adest Musica member.

Membre du Club Linux NPdC. Fan de Linux, des BSD et des logiciels libres en général.

Multinational mishmash

Interests include: history, hiphop, action movies, maps, 🇬🇧🇲🇽🇮🇹🇺🇸🇭🇹🇯🇵🇳🇫🇨🇳🇭🇰, scifi, computing & internet freedom

Enjoying watch parties like: #Monsterdon
#KungFuSat
#MondayActionMovie

Building info on them on joinfediverse.wiki & NeoDB:

https://joinfediverse.wiki/Watch_party
https://eggplant.place/users/klu9/collections/

Me encanta leer sobre diseño, historia y curiosidades de la naturaleza.
Sí quieres que te siga de vuelta, tu perfil debe verse como el de una persona, no un bot.

I love reading about design, history, and curiosities of nature.
If you want me to follow you back, your profile must look like a person, not a bot.

#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
#diseñografico #artesgraficas
#graphicdesign #graphicarts
#caligrafia #calligraphy
#letterpress
#diseño #design
#NoAI
De Costa Rica 🇨🇷
#fedi22

Unabashed lefty married to a terrific woman. Animal lover, especially cats but also dogs, birds—heck all of 'em. Audiophile, vinyl collector. Retired urban planner. Failed novelist.USAF Vietnam vet. Currently a big John Fahey fan. Born in Chicago, lived in Denver, Colorado Springs, St Louis, DC; in San Diego since 1999 and not about to depart until climate change demands it.

Executive Director of @spritely (but this is a personal account). I'm here to fix the Internet.
ActivityPub co-author, co-host of @[email protected]. Lisp sourceress, decentralized network architect, occasional Blender artist. she/her https://dustycloud.org/

Recently moved here from @[email protected]

Lovely banner sketch by @juliaro https://mastodon.art/@juliaro/114489465896761273

Arch Linux
Vivaldi Browser

Autistic and retired and enjoying both.

I use Arch Linux and the #niri Window Manager.

Matrix: @stevenwayne:matrix.org

Lesen, Schreiben & Podcasten | Webräume schaffen | Linux | kreativ | rot-grünes Herz | Natur & Zelt | Wandern & Velo | Mathe- & Worträtsel | (fast) vegan | histaminintolerant | #notjustsad | #AuDHS | Schweizerin | im Fedi seit 2018

#VollerEinsatz; #SosoDenktNach; #Nachdenkzöix; #BilderImKopf; #HistaYummy; #EineZutatVieleGerichte; #SoSosAktennotiz; #SosoZiehtUm #SoSoSynchron #60plus #autypisch

Podcast
https://podcasts.homes/@imspektrum/

SW craftsperson & technology enthusiast, emphasis on security #SpielerischeSicherheit.

Co-organiser of Open Security Conference @OSCo

Private here. Working in the intersection of #informationSecurity, #ITSecurity, #OTSecurity, #SecureDevelopment, #ProductSecurity with a dose of #CriticalInfrastructure mixed in.

also at https://bookwyrm.social/user/realn2s

(working for @SMAsolar)
Opinions are my own, not my employer’s
#BLM #nonazis #NoAfD #IamAntifa
#TranRightsAreHumanRights

No #AltText no boost