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ZX Spectrum/Retro Game Nerd
Z80 Coder
C++ Holdout
Recently discovered I have Aphantasia
Eternal Procrastinator

Passionate Software Developer. Maintainer of @maplibre Native. #Cpp #TypeScript #FOSS #GIS #Maps #OSM #MapLibre

Berlin

internet dinosaur. dev.

compares everything to IRC.

#nixos #emacs #cpp

Security researcher by day, weird deer lady by night. Big fan of usenet and smolnet and prone to talking in equal measure about Linux and stuffed animals.

She/her

Dad, Programmer (C++, Python), 3D printing, Electronics, Smarthome, he/him.

Politisch #LinksGrünVersifft 🤪 Ansonsten: pro #FCBayern und #FCSP (am Rande Football, Eishockey & Handball). Außerdem (selbst.) Softwareentwickler (C#, PHP, Java, Qt- und plain C++) Achja: #FCKNZS, #AFDVerbotJetzt #StandWithUkraine und #BoycottQatar
Walk on… Walk on… With Hope in your ❤️ and you‘ll Never Walk alone

#nobot #nobridge

軟體開發這樣的「工作」已死 🐱 歡迎回嘟，不必多禮 🐱 CppTW Group https://t.me/cpp_tw

Software development consultant, hobbyist gamedev, and father. I enjoy programming, vintage computers and operating systems, videogames, Warhammer, and miniature painting. I sometimes write at https://patricktcoakley.com.

Try my Friendly Godot Version Manager, fgvm, here: https://github.com/patricktcoakley/fgvm.

日本語でもええんや

Views and opinions are my own.

#gamedev #vintageapple #retrocomputers #cpp #swift #csharp #rust #godot #unity #unreal #warhammer #miniatures

🔞 Minors DNI | He/Him | Computer Scientist who loves FNAF, VRC, and gaming, and who is a furry. Age: 25

Software engineer, #java developer, #rust learner, JS writer,cpp/qt enjoyer, .net/c# fiddler. #postgresql #linux ❤

Mostly post about #technology and #science and randomly funny things

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Likes any and all ridiculously weird low-level hacks

The opinions posted on this account are mine and not those of my employer.

| wl-mirror dev | RP2040/RP2350 Stuff | Systems Software | C/C++ Standardese Nerd | CS@TUGraz | ArchLinux |

demoscener / mercury / @openmpt / c++ / audio / filesystems

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
There is no spoon.
Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

Single dad, C++17 (or newer) developer, French speaker, English writer, Canadian, ex-Québecer, génération Passe-Partout, Ubuntu user, computer vision, neural networks, maintainer of the Darknet/YOLO codebase. 328 ppm CO₂.

Looking for people to chat with. Or people to bike with. CISHET.

https://ccoderun.ca/stephane/

West coast of Canada (BC), PST/PDT. 🇨🇦

Neurodivergent: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurodiversity#Neurodivergent

Bicycling programmer in mostly #embedded #c & #cpp & #python in off-grid #solar (and some #solarpunk). Into road, tour, gravel #bike and #cycling fun with friends; #hiking, #books, #machining, #community building, #ham radio, you name it. Living in the mountains of southwestern Virginia, USA. #fedi22 #nobot

I trust code more than politics.

Always busy with computer, tech stuff and mostly #linux #arch #nixos and #python #freebsd
Interested in energy reduction, measurement. A little politics but mostly fun and itchy remarks which trigger thinking. So read and keep smiling 🙂
Posts are deleted periodically, toots are time bound, just as humans.

Locked account but feel free to ask to follow, I will follow back
#nobots please

https://justmytoots.com/@justdude@mastodon.nl

Software, performance, optimization, programming languages, security, open source, #CarbonLang lead, #LLVM, #Clang, C++. 🏳️‍🌈 http://pronoun.is/he or http://pronoun.is/they

Yes, it's me! Who else?
All my posts are sarcastic. Unless they aren't. In that case, I apologise. Unless I don't.

Proud survivor of the September 2025 #Rapture!

Here are some missing smilies for my posts:
🙂 😆 🤣 😉 ☹️ 😠 🙄 🤷

#Debian / #Linux nerd,
#HeavyMetal freak, esp. #Doom
#CPlusPlus Coder,
#ChiliGrower / #ChiliHead,
#TeaDrinker

Apart from #CPP, I also speak German and English.
Kinda #leftwing and #green, linksgrünversifft, #afdverbotjetzt
🐧 🤘 🌶️
#yobislove #ahabdoom

He/him

I teach C++ & computer graphics and make videogames

Working on a medieval village building game: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLSGI94QoFYJwGaieAkqw5_qfoupdppxHN&cbrd=1

Check out my cozy traffic simulator: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2403100/Costa_Verde_Transport_Department/

Bioinformatician & software engineer
#genomics #bioinformatics #fair #code #rstats #cpp #python (he/him)