Yes, it's me! Who else?
All my posts are sarcastic. Unless they aren't. In that case, I apologise. Unless I don't.

Proud survivor of the September 2025 #Rapture!

Here are some missing smilies for my posts:
🙂 😆 🤣 😉 ☹️ 😠 🙄 🤷

#Debian / #Linux nerd,
#HeavyMetal freak, esp. #Doom
#CPlusPlus Coder,
#ChiliGrower / #ChiliHead,
#TeaDrinker

Apart from #CPP, I also speak German and English.
Kinda #leftwing and #green, linksgrünversifft, #afdverbotjetzt
🐧 🤘 🌶️
#yobislove #ahabdoom

Single dad, C++17 (or newer) developer, French speaker, English writer, Canadian, ex-Québecer, génération Passe-Partout, Ubuntu user, computer vision, neural networks, maintainer of the Darknet/YOLO codebase.

Looking for people to chat with. Or people to bike with. Have not dated in 25+ years but I'd go on a date if someone is local. CISHET.

https://ccoderun.ca/stephane/

West coast of Canada (BC), PST/PDT. 🇨🇦

Neurodivergent: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurodiversity#Neurodivergent

Programmierer mit verschiedenen Interessen: #cpp #smalltalk #lisp #elixir #ruby #clang

Derzeit in #wien #vienna #austria
Interessiert sich für #hackerspaces

Anti-autoritär, Anti-faschist, für die Leute denen das wichtig ist.

Für manche "weird", "problematisch", "schreibt zu viel" und überhaupt ein komischer Kauz.

Gamedev, making Avoyd Voxel Editor & Game with and open source tech with @juulcat.

https://www.enkisoftware.com/about#dougbinks

Runtime Compiled C++, enkiTS, GLFW, ex-physicist, ex-AAA. He/Him.

@benh
Jobbing Programmer, Bumbling Triathlete.
Clojure, Kotlin, Java with a bit of JavaScript/C++ around the edges.
Perth Based

Chinese Chess online at
https://elephantchess.me

C++ nerd, WG21, INFJ, electrical engineer, she/her, science connoisseur, jazz addict
Sponsoring member: Wikimedia, Greenpeace, Digitalcourage, noyb, and more
@DanielaKEngert

Antifa and anti Genocide

Always busy with computer, tech stuff and mostly #linux and #python #freebsd
Interested in energy reduction, measurement. A little politics but mostly fun and itchy remarks which trigger thinking. If that doesn’t work: bad luck and keep smiling 🙂
Altijd bezig met computers en Linux, muziek, lachen, probeer kritisch optimistisch te zijn en als dat niet lukt: jammer en blijf lachen

Een slotje om een klein beetje te filteren…. Doe gerust een verzoek

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... PC Revolutions, C compilers clacking huge Floppy Disks , Lisp Machine Nirvana, Unix Wars, building an early ISP, Metro Wireless, #Startups that went down, Hardware Image Processing, Objective C training from Brad Cox, first C++ Conference, unreadable Perl, lots of Python, Ruby, #Clojure and now back to #Python, #DevOps, #AWSCommunityBuilder, #Serverless, #Sourdough Software System and Cloud Architectures. Not time to die!

#AntiFascist tootfinder

Teacher, researcher, technologist

@sigcpp @nityakrishna

Tech, edu, society, humor, justice, health, finance, entertainment, languages, cultures,…

I strive to:
- Keep open mind
- Engage in good faith
- Follow whole person
- Be objective, respectful, social
- Share and seek diverse, new topics

Engagement is not endorsement. searchable

Bio: https://smurthys.github.io
Formerly: https://mastodon.social/@smurthys
https://justmytoots.com/@smurthys@hachyderm.io

(it/they) | English / jbobau
[Bsky users: follow @ap.brid.gy to interact with me]
Programmer, keeper of odd knowledge. The strangest cat you'll ever meet.

This is my apolitical SFW account, though "SFW" tends to be pretty relative with me. Expect lewd jokes and crass humour at unpredictable intervals.

mlatpren by noon [NSFW], which is still pretty dead:
@mlatpren

Worried about climate change.
Hopes for a free Hong Kong.
Part time idiot.
Cambridge UK

#Climate #FreeHongKong #Electronics #Python #Cpp #Languages #Idiot #Cambridge

(mis)using technology, also known as engineer/graphics programmer/software developer

#coding #programming #softwaretools #research #security #hardware #compilers #rendering #demoscene #math #creativity

born in Poland, now splitting time between the sun-drenched south of France and the heart of Germany.

🇪🇺 (langs: DE, PL, FR, JP, EN, CHN, #Python, #JavaScript, #Swift, #Rust, #Go, #asm, #C, #cpp) #queer #prochoiceisprolife #childfree #outrovert #dorkyhumor

Tech Lead at Coderoad I have been writing iOS apps since 2011. Objective-C and Swift, love them both. Other knowledge includes backend development with PHP and C++.

Hobbies include watching anime, playing videogames (long-time Nintendo fan), and Pullip doll photography. 90's kid.

Born and raised in Bolivia. 🇧🇴

Software developer, FOSS enthusiast, and accidental gamedev.

See https://cataclysmdda.org for my game, or not, I'm not your supervisor.

I mostly work in C++ and zombies, though I occasionally dabble in lisp and other eldritch horrors.

Openstreetmap, Linux, Debian, MIPS(el), C, C++, Perl, Electronics, Cycling, Technology.

The world is not 8086 - its MIPS, Alpha, HPPA, Sparc, Arm, Power(PC), RiscV, i960, VAX, ia64.

gt, owl, nrw, germany, earth

Composer and audio programmer in Rochester, NY | Lecturer in music tech and film/game scoring at SUNY Geneseo

For music, I use Max/MSP and Tidal Cycles/SuperCollider, as well as writing for acoustic instruments, and I like to mix glitchy, noisy, microtonal sounds with “cheesy” retro synths

For audio programming, I use Rust, C++/JUCE, and C, and I made my IndieWeb-style website with 11ty

I also like fountain pens, analog photography, and I'm getting into TTRPGs

🦾 Empowering people with disabilities through technology

Daily curated content on:
• Workers' compensation & appeals
• Disability benefits (CPP-D, LTD, STD)
• Accessibility rights & advocacy
• Canadian disability law & policy

Free tools • Evidence-based • Community-driven

🌐 https://3mpwrapp.pages.dev
📧 [email protected]

#DisabilityRights #A11y #WorkersComp #CRPD

#ElectricalEngineer from #Brazil, working as a #SoftwareDeveloper in #France

Languages: 🇧🇷 🇫🇷 🇬🇧

Fearless when facing complex challenges

#python #fastapi
#cpp
#postgresql

tootfinder.ch

I'm the Grumpy Old Ape, father of many, ex of two, long-time user of C++, writing 24/7 software that keeps people's lights on. Expect political, social, environmental, and programming-related posts. And maybe some about cooking, gardening, raising kids, or even k-drama. (As if any of those were not political…)

Most of this will be in English, but you might have to gloss over the occasional German post.

"I'm not intentionally leftist; I'm just trying to behave like a decent human being."