I talk to machines.

Indie quant developer and algo trader teaching ordinary folks to fuck a system designed to oppress them. Polyglot software engineer (#Haskell, #Erlang, #Scala, #Nix, #NixOS, #Fsharp, #Python) and recovering software engineer in "tech".

Has a penchant for #OptionsTrading, #FunctionalProgramming, #Economics, #SystemsThinking.

Antifascist, immigrant, gay af. #effice

Software Developer. Blue Geezer in TX. Veteran. Fan of pop-culture image responses. I like to cook, but I'm not very good at it.

I block MAGAs, "Conservative Christians", self-described patriots, "Deplorables" , crypto-bros, anti-vaxxers and other assorted louts.

Location: Fort Worth, TX

#CSharp #FSharp @GraphTheory

Maker of Software and gamer at heart. Author of the book Testing with F#

thinkbeforecoding 🧠👉🏻💻 / Software Gardener 🌼🌿🌺 Architect at d-edge / 16y of DDD and ES. F# lover and occasional contributor. Crazy Farmers author. He/him.

Backend developer. FOSS with Guix, StumpWM, Emacs, F#. Used lots of C# on Windows for work too.

"One can believe in a story without believing it happened."
- Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer

Software Developer, dad, animal person. Maybe not in that order? #opensource

You'll mostly see me posting about #TTRPG, #GameDev, #Programming / #SoftwareDevelopment (primarily #DotNet, #FSharp, and #FunctionalProgramming, but also lots of others!), #parenting, and a little bit of #Woodworking.

I used to post about #HamRadio over on @b4ux1t3, but now I do that here!

he/him

I like programming using nice languages like OCaml, Haskell, F# and IO and I try to draw, with spray on walls.

#Programmer, #Hacker, #frontend, #backend, #Low_level_programmer, #game_developer, #Neovim is the best f**k of all the rest, 2D & 3D #Artist

Software developer 🇫🇷 🇪🇺

Currently working at Waldo 🦙, previously Zenly 🍦(Snap 👻), Virtu Financial 💵 and Microwave Vision 📶

I like programming (F#, Rust & Typescript mainly) and books (Science-Fiction, Fantasy)

#searchable

#A#B#C#D#E#F#G

Professional nerd (C#/F#). Pretend woodworker. He/Him.

Bots: @NatlParksAlerts_Parks, @NatlParksAlerts_Monuments

Hi folks, I'm Aaron (he/him) and I'm an Advocate at Microsoft, focusing on #dotnet on Azure (or .NET on Azure - pick your preference 😝).

I'm here to make the cloud easier for everyone to use, especially for #JavaScript and #dotnet developers.

My background is ASP.NET (both #csharp and #fsharp) with JavaScript frontends, especially #React.

I also post random things here, like running and beer.

software craft, TDD, FP, F#, DDD

Software engineering, architecture and design stuff, mainly on .Net, F#, and Azure.

Co-Host of .Net user group Central-Switzerland.

#fsharp
#dotnet
#SoftwareArchitecture

I am interested in model trains, electronics, electronic test equipment, HP calculators, FPGA, Ham radio, SDR, rustlang and much more. F# is my secret weapon.

Every day is an opportunity to suck at something new.

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.

Developer. This is my main account for the time being. I have six profiles now on Mastodon, sigh.

I will remove followers who haven't posted anything.

#Rust, #FSharp, #CSharp, #DotNet, #TypeScript

I am a New England-based dad and technology, photography and sports enthusiast. Rooting for Ohio State, the Bengals, Celtics, McLaren F1 and, of course, my kids' sports teams. Sideline photographer. Tinkering with programming and Linux administration.

Trying to learn #fsharp so be prepared for many beginner type posts!

"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"
- Charles Darwin, in "The Descent of Man", 1871

F# compiler and tooling team lead @ Microsoft Prague.

Russia is a terrorist and fascist state. It needs to be stopped. Arm Ukraine!

Opinions are my own and all that.

husband, father & geek fan of f#, lego & Bb bass clarinet

:heart: #dotnet, I code in #csharp and #SQL, interested in #fsharp and love #sailing (#ClipperRoundTheWorld2012, #TeamSingapore)

Functional programmer • Test infected • XP practictioner • Writes bugs in C# F# Haskell Lisp • Loves Emacs and Cherry MX Blue • he/him