115 of the best Java accounts on Mastodon.
Emma (IPG)
@[email protected]computer destroyer funny enjoyer. i do silly things with old computers and consoles. hacker & tinkerer. xbox scene DEI hire. age 20
big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it! i also play fortnite and rock band and other video games too
don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you
"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - @w
"has that game hacking rizz" - @notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - @lexd0g
"I've never seen someone post about the Xbox 360 better than Emma" - @jackemled
a wetdry.world admin
GhostOnTheHalfShell
@[email protected]opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.
Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.
tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars
I drink Philz.
I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.
Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.
elle mundy
@[email protected]move slow & fix things
music • photography • poetry • code
🎸 since 1998
👩🏻💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)
aka inkjetski • new single “home to you” out now on bandcamp/apple music/spotify
building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc
roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant
practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams
languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql
Aljoscha Rittner (beandev)
@[email protected]Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel
#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V
Khalid ⚡️
@[email protected]Loves @NicoleAbuhakmeh. 🚀🧠 🥑 : #jetbrains #jetbrainsRider #Resharper devrel. #OSS supporter. #software developer. He/Him. Living the simulation lifestyle. #dotnet #java #javascript #html
searchable
Phil Haigh
@[email protected]Writer of software and and builder of systems. Technomancer. Ocean Sailor, geek, photographer, cyclist, film extra, maker, lapsed musician, former pilot. ADHD. Do something difficult or just plain crazy. Enjoy dabbling in home automation, 3D printing, electronics and now model trains. I write software for a living, in Java and Kotlin, C and JavaScript as Surfsoft Consulting Ltd. https://github.com/surfsoft - He/Him.
Politisch #LinksGrünVersifft 🤪 Ansonsten: pro #FCBayern und FCSP (am Rande Football, Eishockey & Handball). Außerdem (selbst.) Softwareentwickler (C#, PHP, Java, Qt- und plain C++) Achja: #FCKNZS, #AFDVerbotJetzt #StandWithUkraine und #BoycottQatar
Lori Olson
@[email protected]Semi-retired software developer, mentor and trainer with 40 years of experience in C, C++, C#, Java, and Ruby. Technical business advisor with RINSA. Pronouns she/her. Has opinions and not afraid to express them. Hobbies include writing iOS apps, 3d printing, laser engraving, CNC milling, and silversmithing.
Incorrigible Maker for HARRIS
@[email protected]Banner: F-105F Wild Weasel over North Vietnam 1968. Been there; done that. I took this picture
Avitar: Caricature of old, bald man looking askance. Me! I created it long ago
College @ MissStateUniv;
20 years USAF (320 combat missions);
Soccer (20 yr player, 15 yr coach, once retail store owner);
Past Dir of FL Adoption Reunion Registry;
Computer Professional (consultant, developer, Sr. Software Engineer - data storage/access);
Angler (bass tournaments, now just fishing)
Thoroughly RETIRED
jnfrd Jan
@[email protected]Software Developer trying to not go mad
I try to play guitar. I like it, you won’t.
I write mostly Java but I’d rathe use Scala, Clojure or Rust.
Nazis fuck off.
Born at lunchtime.
Against all forms of #antisemitism 🇮🇱
Franz van Betteraey
@[email protected]#Umwelt, #Energiewende, #Soziales, #Fahrrad, #mdRzA, #Software, #Java - in #Herzogenrath bei #Aachen | #NRW
María Arias de Reyna
@[email protected]🐈 Crazy #cat lady, atheist, #feminist. Chaotic Good. #BoardGames #Roleplay #SciFi #SMBC / #MSPE 🌈
she/her
#Java Champion, Software Engineer at , ex-President of @osgeo, #FOSS #FLOSS enthusiast, #WiT, #Woman in #Tech, @svqtech
Mostly English and Spanish toots.
If you don't like me at my worst jokes, you don't deserve me at my best.
Formerly @delawen and @[email protected]
🛰️ My battery is low. It's getting dark. 🚀
Ian Turton
@[email protected]I'm a Java programmer and geocomputationalist, after a period in industry I am again an academic being employed at the University of Glasgow as a research software engineer. I'm a member of the PSC of GeoTools and GeoServer open source mapping tools and am a founding member of the OSGEO. I live near Glasgow, Scotland,
(he/him/dr)
Hajo Thelen
@[email protected]Shoshana 🏳️⚧️
@[email protected]Software engineer (C#, Kotlin, Golang, Java, Rust, Python), I really like housing, bikes, and nice communities 👩🏻🦰 ✡️ 🇮🇪 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
Lilah tov moon, lilah tov cow jumping over the moon 🌕 🐄
Ben Evans
@[email protected]Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for #architecture / #performance / #observability / #Java / #JVM
Much more likely to post pictures of #cats and rant about society, #antifascism, food and #queer stuff than tech, though.
Michael Simons
@[email protected]👨👩👦👦👨🏻💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.
You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.
Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action
Donald Hobern
@[email protected]Biodiversity informatician, naturalist/entomologist/lepidopterist, Java/Python programmer, Ngunnuwal Country / Canberra, AU
Australian Plant Phenomics Network Data Management Director
Species 2000/Catalogue of Life International Engagement Officer & Chair of Taxonomy Working Group
Working to automate insect monitoring solutions.
Was: ALA Director; GBIF Director; TDWG Chair; IBM software engineer
Banner: #PlumeMoth, Gillmeria ochrodactyla, Copenhagen, DK, 23 June 2014
Shred
@[email protected]Open source developer, retro computer fan, amateur photographer, Japan otaku.
This is a feel-good account with (mostly) unpolitical topics. If you're a Nazi or otherwise look like trouble, please don't bother to follow me.
I'm writing in 🇺🇸 English and 🇩🇪 German (toots are tagged accordingly).
Older posts at: https://mastodon.social/@shred
#OSS #Java #Coding #3Dprinting #Retro #RetroComputer #Amiga #C64 #Sinclair #Atari #Hardware #Photography #Japan #日本