computer destroyer funny enjoyer. i do silly things with old computers and consoles. hacker & tinkerer. xbox scene DEI hire. age 21

big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it! i also play fortnite and rock band and other video games too

don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you

"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - @w
"has that game hacking rizz" - @notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - @lexd0g
"I've never seen someone post about the Xbox 360 better than Emma" - @jackemled

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אנטיפה

ژن، ژیان، ئازادی

Am Yisrael Chai

Be gay, do crime.

Biji Berxwedana Rojava!

White silence is violence.

The future is intersectional.

"In all our decadence people die"

"No one should ever suffer from such want amidst such plenty."

Accessibility isn't a feature, it's a requirement.

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Loves @NicoleAbuhakmeh. 🚀🧠 🥑 : #jetbrains #jetbrainsRider #Resharper devrel. #OSS supporter. #software developer. He/Him. Living the simulation lifestyle. #dotnet #java #javascript #html

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Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Father, Java Developer, Nutcase, Erfinder der Nudelsuppe | Sometimes bakes.

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

Software Developer trying to not go mad
I try to play guitar. I like it, you won’t.
I write mostly Java but I’d rathe use Scala, Clojure or Rust.
Nazis fuck off.

Born at lunchtime.

Against all forms of #antisemitism and #racism

Freelance software developer, consultant & instructor. Python/C#/Java/Azure/AWS/GCP/TDD/Microservices/טוסטר משולשים

[follow requests welcome]

move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “autumn sunset” out now on bandcamp

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

Computer at lifestyle company in Cupertino.
So much #netty, #java, #database, and #tls

config: #nobridge searchable

shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for #architecture / #performance / #observability / #Java / #JVM

Much more likely to post pictures of #cats and rant about society, #antifascism, food and #queer stuff than tech, though.

Writer of software and and builder of systems. Technomancer. Ocean Sailor, geek, photographer, cyclist, film extra, maker, lapsed musician, former pilot. ADHD. Do something difficult or just plain crazy.
Enjoy dabbling in home automation, 3D printing, electronics and now model trains. I write software for a living, in Java and Kotlin, C and JavaScript as Surfsoft Consulting Ltd. https://github.com/surfsoft - He/Him.

Java/JDK/OpenJDK developer, Oracle Corporation. The views expressed here are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Oracle. Also @smarks.bsky.social ; formerly @stuartmarks on Twitter.

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By way of #introduction, I'm an inveterate hacker of markup (XML, HTML, SGML, TeX, JSON, DocBook, RELAX NG, XML Schema, Schematron) and wrangler of bits (XProc, XSLT, XQuery, Java, Scala, Python, JavaScript, C#). Author. Photographer. Occasional cook. Frequent bottle washer. Employed by Saxonica. Resident of Wales. Website tinkerer, https://norm.tovey-walsh.com/

Wannabe techie || I have no idea what I'm doing here || Kann Spuren von Musikwissenschaft enthalten

Politisch #LinksGrünVersifft 🤪 Ansonsten: pro #FCBayern und #FCSP (am Rande Football, Eishockey & Handball). Außerdem (selbst.) Softwareentwickler (C#, PHP, Java, Qt- und plain C++) Achja: #FCKNZS, #AFDVerbotJetzt #StandWithUkraine und #BoycottQatar

#nobot #nobridge

Web development (frontend, Web APIs), Web app security, build tools, Java, Kotlin, Gradle, etc.

#FCKNZS #FCKAFD

#Umwelt, #Energiewende, #Soziales, #Fahrrad, #mdRzA, #Software, #Java - in #Herzogenrath bei #Aachen | #NRW

Open source pragmatist, >25ys in IT, family guy, father of three, loves the mountains, CTO, alumnus Uni Salford & Uni Krems. #PhD student.

Remember: there is no such thing as too much ☕

Pro-European 🇪🇺 #LGBTQ+ ally 🏳️‍🌈

Migrated from @riaschissl

What you'll mostly hear from me is about
#Infrastructure #DevOps #AI #GitOps #FreeBSD #Linux #k8s #java

... and I'm also very fond of
#running #skiing #startrek #discordia #pastafari

Plus ... loads of random ideas 😎

:x!