115 of the best Java accounts on Mastodon.
Emma (IPG)
@[email protected]computer destroyer funny enjoyer. i do silly things with old computers and consoles. hacker & tinkerer. xbox scene DEI hire. age 20
big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it! i also play fortnite and rock band and other video games too
don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you
"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - @w
"has that game hacking rizz" - @notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - @lexd0g
"I've never seen someone post about the Xbox 360 better than Emma" - @jackemled
a wetdry.world admin
Aljoscha Rittner (beandev)
@[email protected]Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel
#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V
elle mundy
@[email protected]move slow & fix things
music • photography • poetry • code
🎸 since 1998
👩🏻💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)
aka inkjetski • new single “home to you” out now on bandcamp/apple music/spotify
building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc
roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant
practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams
languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql
Incorrigible Maker for HARRIS
@[email protected]Banner: F-105F Wild Weasel over North Vietnam 1968. Been there; done that. I took this picture
Avitar: Caricature of old, bald man looking askance. Me! I created it long ago
College @ MissStateUniv;
20 years USAF (320 combat missions);
Soccer (20 yr player, 15 yr coach, once retail store owner);
Past Dir of FL Adoption Reunion Registry;
Computer Professional (consultant, developer, Sr. Software Engineer - data storage/access);
Angler (bass tournaments, now just fishing)
Thoroughly RETIRED
Khalid ⚡️
@[email protected]Loves @NicoleAbuhakmeh. 🚀🧠 🥑 : #jetbrains #jetbrainsRider #Resharper devrel. #OSS supporter. #software developer. He/Him. Living the simulation lifestyle. #dotnet #java #javascript #html
searchable
Phil Haigh
@[email protected]Writer of software and and builder of systems. Technomancer. Ocean Sailor, geek, photographer, cyclist, film extra, maker, lapsed musician, former pilot. ADHD. Do something difficult or just plain crazy. Enjoy dabbling in home automation, 3D printing, electronics and now model trains. I write software for a living, in Java and Kotlin, C and JavaScript as Surfsoft Consulting Ltd. https://github.com/surfsoft - He/Him.
jnfrd Jan
@[email protected]Software Developer trying to not go mad
I try to play guitar. I like it, you won’t.
I write mostly Java but I’d rathe use Scala, Clojure or Rust.
Nazis fuck off.
Born at lunchtime.
Against all forms of #antisemitism 🇮🇱
DJGummikuh
@[email protected]Father, Java Developer, Nutcase, Erfinder der Nudelsuppe | Sometimes bakes.
Politisch #LinksGrünVersifft 🤪 Ansonsten: pro #FCBayern und FCSP (am Rande Football, Eishockey & Handball). Außerdem (selbst.) Softwareentwickler (C#, PHP, Java, Qt- und plain C++) Achja: #FCKNZS, #AFDVerbotJetzt #StandWithUkraine und #BoycottQatar
María Arias de Reyna
@[email protected]🐈 Crazy #cat lady, atheist, #feminist. Chaotic Good. #BoardGames #Roleplay #SciFi #SMBC / #MSPE 🌈
she/her
#Java Champion, Software Engineer at , ex-President of @osgeo, #FOSS #FLOSS enthusiast, #WiT, #Woman in #Tech, @svqtech
Mostly English and Spanish toots.
If you don't like me at my worst jokes, you don't deserve me at my best.
Formerly @delawen and @[email protected]
🛰️ My battery is low. It's getting dark. 🚀
Michael Simons
@[email protected]👨👩👦👦👨🏻💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.
You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.
Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action
Lori Olson
@[email protected]Semi-retired software developer, mentor and trainer with 40 years of experience in C, C++, C#, Java, and Ruby. Technical business advisor with RINSA. Pronouns she/her. Has opinions and not afraid to express them. Hobbies include writing iOS apps, 3d printing, laser engraving, CNC milling, and silversmithing.
urig✔️
@[email protected]Freelance software developer, consultant & instructor. Python/C#/Java/Azure/AWS/GCP/TDD/Microservices/טוסטר משולשים
Shoshana 🏳️⚧️
@[email protected]Software engineer (C#, Kotlin, Golang, Java, Rust, Python), I really like housing, bikes, and nice communities 👩🏻🦰 ✡️ 🇮🇪 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
Lilah tov moon, lilah tov cow jumping over the moon 🌕 🐄
Markus Eisele
@[email protected]Something at @RedHat. Legal thinks you need to know that I'm speaking for myself here. I believe you knew. #Java #Kubernetes #quarkus #OpenShift and more #fedi22
Hajo Thelen
@[email protected]Ben Evans
@[email protected]Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for #architecture / #performance / #observability / #Java / #JVM
Much more likely to post pictures of #cats and rant about society, #antifascism, food and #queer stuff than tech, though.
Franz van Betteraey
@[email protected]#Umwelt, #Energiewende, #Soziales, #Fahrrad, #mdRzA, #Software, #Java - in #Herzogenrath bei #Aachen | #NRW
Benjamin Fry
@[email protected]Dad into cycling and coding. I focus on Rust, but also work with Java and C. You will find me often discussing safety: - Safer cycling - Safer coding (Rust) - Safer interactions among people - Safer environment - etc.