shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

Software engineer @ Decodable · Ex-lead of Debezium · Spec lead of Bean Validation 2.0 · Creator of JfrUnit, kcctl and MapStruct · Java Champion · 🚴

#DataEngineering #Java #OpenSource

🐈 Crazy #cat lady, atheist, #feminist. Chaotic Good. #BoardGames #Roleplay #SciFi #SMBC / #MSPE 🌈
she/her

#Java Champion, Software Engineer at , ex-President of @osgeo, #FOSS #FLOSS enthusiast, #WiT, #Woman in #Tech, @svqtech

Mostly English and Spanish toots.

If you don't like me at my worst jokes, you don't deserve me at my best.

Formerly @delawen and @[email protected]

🛰️ My battery is low. It's getting dark. 🚀

Java/JDK/OpenJDK developer, Oracle Corporation. The views expressed here are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Oracle.

(searchable; PMs accepted only from followers)

The place to collaborate on an open-source implementation of the Java Platform, Standard Edition, and related projects.

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

Java Champion, creator of https://jooq.org, the best way to write SQL in Java.

Will mostly tweet about Java, SQL, jOOQ, programming humour, and write at https://blog.jooq.org

Won't check Mastodon regularly, so best get in touch elsewhere!

Banner: F-105F Wild Weasel over North Vietnam 1968. Been there; done that. I took this picture

Avitar: Caricature of old, bald man looking askance. Me! I created it long ago

College @ MissStateUniv;
20 years USAF (320 combat missions);
Soccer (20 yr player, 15 yr coach, once retail store owner);
Past Dir of FL Adoption Reunion Registry;
Computer Professional (consultant, developer, Sr. Software Engineer - data storage/access);
Angler (bass tournaments, now just fishing)
Thoroughly RETIRED

🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇮🇳 🇺🇦 Currently driving #Java #DevRel at #Oracle | Former Bartender | Previously at #SunMicrosystems and #Verizon | Undergrad from Univ. of #Maryland | MBA from #Loyola University, Baltimore | #Scotch Lover | Views mine | Visit: https://dev.java

He/Him. Technical coach. All about Making #Java Code More Testable. #TDD #Refactoring #HexagonalArchitecture #JUnit #AssertJ

Currently, I am writing “Write Your Book With Obsidian.” Help fund the draft here: https://p5v.gumroad.com/l/write-your-book-with-obsidian #obsidian

I am a software developer, turned entrepreneur, educator, and writer. Knowledge management is my second name.

I co-created @murmel_social and @feedle, because I believe in building tools that foster discourse on the open web.

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tech stack: #java (#quarkus), #django, and #golang

Java developer, Java Champion, co-founder Gluon and LodgON.
Java on Mobile/Embedded, JavaFX and cloud . Java for science, Quantum Computing, AI. PhD

I announce new #java accounts added to javabubble.org ☕️. I am a bot 😎

Maintainer: @moelholm

I'm a Java programmer and geocomputationalist, after a period in industry I am again an academic being employed at the University of Glasgow as a research software engineer. I'm a member of the PSC of GeoTools and GeoServer open source mapping tools and am a founding member of the OSGEO. I live near Glasgow, Scotland,
(he/him/dr)

#glasgow #rse #academic #osgeo #geotools #geoserver

Code, Train, Write, Repeat. Board Member of PRAGMA. Member & VP of "The ASF". Wrote "The Zen Programmer". Likes #java #log4j #javascript and more. Audiophile/Composer. Buddhist. He/him.

Everything counts in large amounts. #JITWatch / #JaCoLine / #ByteMe / #VMOptionsExplorer. Java Champion, JVM Tinkerer, Demoscener. Special needs Dad. He/Him.

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#SoftwareEngineering #Java #Kotlin #DadJokes #DistributedSystems

Java Champion | Staff Dev🥑 at Snyksec | JUG leader NLJUG & VirtualJUG | Java | Security | Dutch Air Reserve | Taekwondo Master | Views are my own

Principal Cloud Advocate, Java/JVM Languages @ Microsoft, computer scientist and MBA, pilot, inglés y español. Java Champion, Google Developer Expert in Kotlin, Rockstar presenter, author of O'Reilly book Spring Boot: Up and Running (bit.ly.com/springbootbook)

Father of two. Java developer at Yoink. Face the climate emergency!
#nobridge