Software engineer (C#, Kotlin, Golang, Java, Rust, Python), I really like housing, bikes, and nice communities 👩🏻‍🦰 ✡️ 🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

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backend services engineering • Twitter alum • movie nerd • machete order guy • remote work zealot • hall monitors get mocked & blocked • facts my own & disguised as opinions

#Technology: #Programming | #Java | #Twitter | #Mastodon | #RemoteWork

#Movies: #Horror | #SciFi | #StarWars

#Politics: #DigitalRights | #Climate | #PoliceReform | #Democracy

#Gaming: #RetroGaming | #SpeedRunning | #BoardGames | #DnD

Loves @NicoleAbuhakmeh. 🚀🧠 🥑 : #jetbrains #jetbrainsRider #Resharper devrel. #OSS supporter. #software developer. He/Him. Living the simulation lifestyle. #dotnet #java #javascript #html

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אנטיפה

ژن، ژیان، ئازادی

Am Yisrael Chai

Be gay, do crime.

Biji Berxwedana Rojava!

White silence is violence.

The future is intersectional.

"In all our decadence people die"

"No one should ever suffer from such want amidst such plenty."

Accessibility isn't a feature, it's a requirement.

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Articles, projects and tutorials about #Java and #Kotlin.

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computer destroyer funny enjoyer. i do silly things with old computers and consoles. hacker & tinkerer. xbox scene DEI hire. age 21

big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it! i also play fortnite and rock band and other video games too

don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you

"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - @w
"has that game hacking rizz" - @notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - @lexd0g
"I've never seen someone post about the Xbox 360 better than Emma" - @jackemled

a wetdry.world admin

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Something at @RedHat. Legal thinks you need to know that I'm speaking for myself here. I believe you knew. #Java #Kubernetes #quarkus #OpenShift and more #fedi22

shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for #architecture / #performance / #observability / #Java / #JVM

Much more likely to post pictures of #cats and rant about society, #antifascism, food and #queer stuff than tech, though.

#Java enthusiast focused on language features, core APIs, and runtime evolution with a passion for learning and sharing - mostly at conferences and in his biweekly Inside Java Newscast. He's a Java Developer Advocate at Oracle (views are his own) and otherwise best known for his haircut.

He/Him. Software Engineer #OracleLabs, formerly #Gradle. I am based in Montaigu-Vendée, France.

I'm tooting random thoughts here: #micronautfw, #java, #gradle, #politics and more.

For #astrophotography follow me at @melix.

Opinions are my own. Toots deleted after 3 months.

[follow requests welcome]

move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “autumn sunset” out now on bandcamp

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

Software Developer | Java Developer Advocate @ JetBrains | International Keynote Speaker | Open Sourceress | Pronouns: She/her

Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

🐈 Crazy #cat lady, atheist, #feminist. Chaotic Good. #BoardGames #Roleplay #SciFi #SMBC / #MSPE 🌈
she/her

#Java Champion, Software Engineer at , ex-President of @osgeo, #FOSS #FLOSS enthusiast, #WiT, #Woman in #Tech, @svqtech

Mostly English and Spanish toots.

If you don't like me at my worst jokes, you don't deserve me at my best.

Formerly @delawen and @[email protected]

🛰️ My battery is low. It's getting dark. 🚀

Java/JDK/OpenJDK developer, Oracle Corporation. The views expressed here are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Oracle. Also @smarks.bsky.social ; formerly @stuartmarks on Twitter.

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The place to collaborate on an open-source implementation of the Java Platform, Standard Edition, and related projects.

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

Banner: F-105F Wild Weasel over North Vietnam 1968. Been there; done that. I took this picture

Avitar: Caricature of old, bald man looking askance. Me! I created it long ago

College @ MissStateUniv;
20 years USAF (320 combat missions);
Soccer (20 yr player, 15 yr coach, once retail store owner);
Past Dir of FL Adoption Reunion Registry;
Computer Professional (consultant, developer, Sr. Software Engineer - data storage/access);
Angler (bass tournaments, now just fishing)
Thoroughly RETIRED