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#SoftwareEngineering #Java #Kotlin #DadJokes #DistributedSystems

Father, Java Developer, Nutcase, Erfinder der Nudelsuppe | Sometimes bakes.
#Ally
Wirtschaftsweiser 🤷‍♀️
Guaranteed without #AI, #noAI

Java-Entwickler, IT-Kurse für Kinder

The Truth is Out There! 👽

🔹 Been writing software for over 40 years
🔹 Born and raised in France
🔹 Moved to the US when offered a job at Apple in my early twenties
🔹 Started and sold a few companies
🔹 Did a lot of consulting
🔹 Ran one of the first daily Linkblog, mostly focused on Java
🔹 Wrote a weekly column for the Java Developer's Journal
🔹 Cancer survivor
🔹 Time's Person of the Year in 2006

While my background is in physics, I joined fosstodon.org because of developing a Java class library and some applications and wanted to share those.

Origin from german-danish border. Born at 314.8 ppm, so I was a #boomer before it became hip. Ruhr-Area since 2005. #RoteHilfe #verdi #BUND #NABU #Linux. Former #GPlus and #Okuna. #Atheist #Politics #Antifa #BlockaDO #Nature #Birding #Climate #Energy #FCSP #BijiRojava Support #Israel Team #Orangebuch https://www.orangebuch.de/ #Krautreporter https://krautreporter.de/

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The one with the braid (she/her)

Solidarity with women in Rojava. Defend Ukraine.

Lives in #Alsace / #Elsàss but spends way too much time in France & Germany.

- Does #matrix for work.
- "Her OHing breaks end-to-end encryption."
- Proudly wearing her #Kêfî 🧕🏽🌈.

Usually tooting in English and #Elsàssisch, spelling disorder.

Other accounts :

- @lewd : lots of railway content, sometimes lewd trains, open to follow
- @braid : If you maybe know me a bit further

[matrix] https://matrix.to/#/@braid:alsace.hair

Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for #architecture / #performance / #observability / #Java / #JVM

Much more likely to post pictures of #cats and rant about society, #antifascism, food and #queer stuff than tech, though. Cornishman in Barcelona.

Bipedal and featherless.

I have done a ton of Go and Python and Java through 15 years of work, and a bit of Rust for fun, really enjoy distributed systems and concurrency and I have Opinions™ and Ideas™ but I'll refrain from shouting them into the void.

I'm pretty sparse with toots and boosts, and I promise not to flood your feed because I'm not fond of it myself. (Corollary: if I unfollow you, it doesn't mean I don't like your posts! I just read literally everything, and can't handle volume)

🥑 Developer Advocate for Google Cloud ☁️
🧠 Focusing on Generative AI 🤖
⭐ Co-founder of the 🪶 Apache Groovy programming language
☕ Java Champion 🏆
🦋 @glaforge.dev
📣 Co-host of Les Cast Codeurs Podcast

The Free Magazine for the Java Community

@ASFMavenProject PMC, Apache Software Foundation Member @theasf, Java Champion, Mojo Haus Member, Java Developer, CI / CD Fan

Architect, Thinker, Dreamer, Builder

Passionate about #php but also Enterprise Software #ensw and #maths or if you are in the US #math

I am not a one language kinda guy so I also am dangerously familiar with #java, #python , #abap, #javascript, #visualBasic and its cousin #vba.

Thanks to my children doing more arduino stuff these days I am brushing off my #c

Java Community Conferences - in-person.

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Freelance Software Engineer, Methodenberater, Coach und Trainer. Bassist und Musiker vom linken Niederrhein.

Versuche regelmäßig die Welt mit Software besser zu machen.

Maintainer von https://feedbeat.io and https://daseventhub.org
Tech: java, spring, typescript, angular, python

#engineer #developer #bassplayer #enthusiast #krefeld

Ü50, eingeborener #Berlin|er, Vater, Indogermane, Softwareentwickler (#Java), schwarz-weiß-grün versiffter Gutmensch mit Aufmerksamkeitsüberschuss. 1992 ins Netz gestolpert und immer noch da. Interested in things.

Retired software developer, mentor and trainer with 40 years of experience in C, C++, C#, Java, and Ruby (that I’ll admit to😉). Pronouns she/her. Has opinions and not afraid to express them. Hobbies include writing iOS apps, 3d printing, laser engraving, CNC milling, and silversmithing. Owned by two little dogs. Married to a retired sysadmin who keeps changing his Masto handle and server 🤷🏻‍♀️

Dispatches from the Women's Revolution in North-East Syria: This five episode mini series brings us to north-east Syria to look at the Women’s Revolution in Rojava after the fall of the Assad regime. As the SDF and the new government in Damascus struggle to fulfill the tenets of the March 2025 preliminary agreement, women in north-east Syria provide incredible clarity about what’s at stake for the future of both the Kurdish Liberation Struggle and Syrian women more broadly.

#java #aws #opensource #ai

Self-employed • Gradle • Modular Java
🎞 https://youtube.com/@jjohannes
🔎 https://github.com/jjohannes
✨ https://onepiece.Software
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🧩 https://javarca.de

Coder, photographer, grump. Average Home theater nut.

Been at programming professionally since 2007, currently trying to get to keep doing it rather than getting stuck in meetings. Once was Java, dabbled in Android (Floating Image notable mention), now focused on C# and Azure. Clean, maintainable code and doing the right things right is my jazz (or techno or metal).

Posts in Danish if only relevant to Denmark, English if relevant generally.

Don't be rude, follow basic netiquette.