shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Hello! My name is Eugene, I'm a software engineer earning money with #java and having fun with #c and #elisp.

Here I'm writing about my main hobbies: #cycling #diyelectronins #dragons #leathercraft #photography #retrocomputing. Also, there are toots about #FreeBSD and #Emacs.

Software engineer (C#, Kotlin, Golang, Java, Rust, Python), I really like housing, bikes, and nice communities 👩🏻‍🦰 ✡️ 🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Lilah tov moon, lilah tov cow jumping over the moon 🌕 🐄

Articles, projects and tutorials about #Java and #Kotlin.

Weekly newsletter: https://discu.eu/weekly/java

Micrometer and Spring maintainer, Spring Observability Team member, Open Sourcerer, Speaker, @seattlejug co-organizer, Java Champion

Developer, DevOps Engineer and ethical hacker. CEH, CASE Java, CCSE, CPSA Foundation Level.
Loves to cook and eat and tinker around. Likes manga, anime, taichiquan and computer science stuff.
He/him
#infosec #devops #proasyl #climatejustice #nonazis #lgbtqAlly

Obseso de las cosas sencillas y de la accesibilidad. Desarrollador de software. Autónomo. Conocedor del software libre. Desconfío de las IAs. Kelkfoje mi parolas esperanton. Creo que eso es todo.

Abierto a interacciones en el fediverso: interactúa con mis posts sin miedo, no bloqueo por seguir, dar me gusta y esas cosas. Respeto tu interés en política pero la tengo silenciada: si tu post usa alguna palabra clave, puede que no llegue a verlo.

Intereses: #SoftwareLibre #GNU #Linux #ArchLinux #OpenSource #BSD #Vim #Neovim #BSD #Golang #Rust #Java #Retrocomputacion #Retrocomputing

#fedi22 #nobot #nobots

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אנטיפה

ژن، ژیان، ئازادی

Am Yisrael Chai

Be gay, do crime.

Biji Berxwedana Rojava!

White silence is violence.

The future is intersectional.

"In all our decadence people die"

"No one should ever suffer from such want amidst such plenty."

Accessibility isn't a feature, it's a requirement.

[No boosts of primarily image/audio/video focused posts without sufficient alt text/audio description]

Automatic deletion of boosts and own posts without engagement after: 1 week

The Truth is Out There! 👽

🔹 Been writing software for over 40 years
🔹 Born and raised in France
🔹 Moved to the US when offered a job at Apple in my early twenties
🔹 Started and sold a few companies
🔹 Did a lot of consulting
🔹 Ran one of the first daily Linkblog, mostly focused on Java
🔹 Wrote a weekly column for the Java Developer's Journal
🔹 Cancer survivor
🔹 Time's Person of the Year in 2006

computer destroyer funny enjoyer. i do silly things with old computers and consoles. hacker & tinkerer. xbox scene DEI hire. age 21

big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it! i also play fortnite and rock band and other video games too

don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you

"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - @w
"has that game hacking rizz" - @notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - @lexd0g
"I've never seen someone post about the Xbox 360 better than Emma" - @jackemled

a wetdry.world admin

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

HEY BLUESKY USERS, BRIDGE YOUR ACC WITH @ap.brid.gy SO I CAN SEE YOU
(also follow @kaiiak.co on bluesky because that's me too!)

Sup. Name's Kai.
Manly Man Man who isn't compensating for anything
[May 17, 2004]

I compose music , especially music inspired by rhythm games and FNF (Friday Night Funkin').
I love cats :]
I'm also very interested in geopolitics and grand strategy games.
In fact, I also like to run a geopolical roleplay/nations minecraft server, Crescenta! Rule a nation and have fun! (IP: crescenta.org / Version: 1.21.1 Java)

I ramble. a lot. This is a strongsuit of mine.
I will be a menace. I think it's funny. It's all in good fun.
Anyways, enjoy!

(banner by fangz_1)

I'm a backend and a Dark Dragon. with Multi tongues:python, Java, Elixir, NodeJs (English, Chinese, German). K8S & Docker anti (I did a lot of develop top of Docker).

Gaymer, Musical crazy Fan... Gym Rat,

and NSFW poster （be careful）

The official -rb.

Retired #devops and #aws software engineer. Lots of #java, #perl, #python, #bash, and #linux in my past. Fan of #caturday. Enjoy #commanders (thankfully Danny sold the team!!), #uswnt, and playing soccer myself. #mastodonFC too.

Loves @NicoleAbuhakmeh. 🚀🧠 🥑 : #jetbrains #jetbrainsRider #Resharper devrel. #OSS supporter. #software developer. He/Him. Living the simulation lifestyle. #dotnet #java #javascript #html

searchable

He/him. Father of two. Java developer at Yoink. Face the climate emergency!
#nobridge

Software developer who mostly writes in csharp dotnet & VB and knows C, C++, java, PHP, Pascal, javascript, python, COBOL, & Fortran. & if forced, I could probably remember CICS & Assembly Language. The result would be better in CICS.

I have an MA in History from 2002. And also have BAs in History and Biblical Studies from 1999.

I returned to school in 2011 and received degrees in Web Programming (2015) & Networking(2018).

🐈 Crazy #cat lady, atheist, #feminist. Chaotic Good. #BoardGames #Roleplay #SciFi #SMBC / #MSPE 🌈
she/her

#Java Champion, Software Engineer at , ex-President of @osgeo, #FOSS #FLOSS enthusiast, #WiT, #Woman in #Tech, @svqtech

Mostly English and Spanish toots.

If you don't like me at my worst jokes, you don't deserve me at my best.

Formerly @delawen and @[email protected]

🛰️ My battery is low. It's getting dark. 🚀

(she/her) #M4A #H4A #CleanEnergy #ESG #EV #GlassBlowing #Feminism #Minnesota #UChicago (proud parent) #LGBTQIA2S+ BA in music from a conservative college and the damage to prove it. #SQL #Java #BASIC Holding out for smarter ways to do things. Yes, hope is smart.
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