I help Java developers increase their productivity, so they can have more time while delivering better solutions and achieving better positions.

Totally a mess, computist and anime fan, while pursuing freedom and meaning I respect nature and simplicity, find pleasure in reading, writing and coding

clear voice of reasoning with an unconventional personality

currently interested in #java #romance #anime #blogging #Go

toots in English and فارسی

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#nobot

The Truth is Out There! 👽

🔹 Been writing software for over 40 years
🔹 Born and raised in France
🔹 Moved to the US when offered a job at Apple in my early twenties
🔹 Started and sold a few companies
🔹 Did a lot of consulting
🔹 Ran one of the first daily Linkblog, mostly focused on Java
🔹 Wrote a weekly column for the Java Developer's Journal
🔹 Cancer survivor
🔹 Time's Person of the Year in 2006

While my background is in physics, I joined fosstodon.org because of developing a Java class library and some applications and wanted to share those.

6’5”
Enterprise Software Engineer, Java, work backend, but can do full stack
Have over 10k comics
Love Apple Stuff
Amateur artist influenced by comics
Entire worldview is influenced by a lifetime of reading comics(Be good, be heroic, be tolerant(except of intolerance))
Don’t be the person your hero would punch in the face.
Dad, Husband
Have a twisted sense of humor so watch out.
Multiple Daily iOS Lockscreens
Intermittent Fasting
Been doing taekwondo for 11 years. 3rd Dan
What’s up, Danger?

HEY BLUESKY USERS, BRIDGE YOUR ACC WITH @ap.brid.gy SO I CAN SEE YOU
(also follow @kaiiak.co on bluesky because that's me too!)

Sup. Name's Kai.
Manly Man Man who isn't compensating for anything
[May 17, 2004]

I compose music , especially music inspired by rhythm games and FNF (Friday Night Funkin').
I love cats :]
I'm also very interested in geopolitics and grand strategy games.
In fact, I also like to run a geopolical roleplay/nations minecraft server, Crescenta! Rule a nation and have fun! (IP: crescenta.org / Version: 1.21.1 Java)

I ramble. a lot. This is a strongsuit of mine.
I will be a menace. I think it's funny. It's all in good fun.
Anyways, enjoy!

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[follow requests welcome]

move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “autumn sunset” out now on bandcamp

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

Computer at lifestyle company in Cupertino.
So much #netty, #java, #database, and #tls

config: #nobridge searchable

Father, Java Developer, Nutcase, Erfinder der Nudelsuppe | Sometimes bakes.

Loves @NicoleAbuhakmeh. 🚀🧠 🥑 : #jetbrains #jetbrainsRider #Resharper devrel. #OSS supporter. #software developer. He/Him. Living the simulation lifestyle. #dotnet #java #javascript #html

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Developer, DevOps Engineer and ethical hacker. CEH, CASE Java, CCSE, CPSA Foundation Level.
Loves to cook and eat and tinker around. Likes manga, anime, taichiquan and computer science stuff.
He/him
#infosec #devops #proasyl #climatejustice #nonazis #lgbtqAlly

Java developer, Java Champion, co-founder Gluon and LodgON.
Java on Mobile/Embedded, JavaFX and cloud . Java for science, Quantum Computing, AI. PhD

show choir & disney vacation dad, dev efficiency economist, sr principal engineer consultant at https://devobsessed.com — professional generalist / full-stack typescript/java/clouds/APIs/kafka/etc — always looking for new client projects to work on! #omaha #huskers #GBR #SKOL #vikings #twins #disney

retired software engineer, volunteer for environmental causes, wanna-be inventor.
grand opening policy: one free Follow for each journalist, scientist, engineer or doctor kicked off of Twitter when and as I learn of your refugee status.

Politisch #LinksGrünVersifft 🤪 Ansonsten: pro #FCBayern und #FCSP (am Rande Football, Eishockey & Handball). Außerdem (selbst.) Softwareentwickler (C#, PHP, Java, Qt- und plain C++) Achja: #FCKNZS, #AFDVerbotJetzt #StandWithUkraine und #BoycottQatar

#nobot #nobridge

Musician, storywriter, gamer, software developer and social science enthusiast. Into #java, #kotlin, #metal, #agile, #DDD, #horror, #lovecraft, #quantumtechnology, #softwarearchitecture, #mensa, #dnd, #pathfinder, #overwatch and #starcraft

Code, Train, Write, Repeat. Board Member of PRAGMA. Member & VP of "The ASF". Wrote "The Zen Programmer". Likes #java #log4j #javascript and more. Audiophile/Composer. Buddhist. He/him.

A person on the Internet.

Profile picture ➡️ @amedo
Bg picture ➡️ https://www.pixilart.com/art/pleasant-valley-6590fe930ea2c54?ft=topic&ft_id=2

Dad, Java Developer, OpenJDK Author, JCP Member Loves working on API and backend stuff. Linux based Developer in a Windows environment 😎

shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche