computer destroyer funny enjoyer. i do silly things with old computers and consoles. hacker & tinkerer. xbox scene DEI hire. age 20

big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it! i also play fortnite and rock band and other video games too

don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you

"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - @w
"has that game hacking rizz" - @notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - @lexd0g
"I've never seen someone post about the Xbox 360 better than Emma" - @jackemled

a wetdry.world admin

shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

move slow & fix things

music • photography • poetry • code

🎸 since 1998
👩🏻‍💻 since 2006 (pro since 2012)

aka inkjetski • new single “home to you” out now on bandcamp/apple music/spotify

building: uncut systems
prev: sotheby’s, twitter, spotify, meetup, etc

roles: front-end, back-end, sre, infra, platform, devex, tech lead, consultant

practices: xp, tdd, ddd, pairing, mobbing, t-shaped, xfun teams

languages: ruby, js, ts, go, java, scala, swift, html, css, sql

Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

The official -rb.

Retired #devops and #aws software engineer. Lots of #java, #perl, #python, #bash, and #linux in my past. Fan of #caturday. Enjoy #commanders (thankfully Danny sold the team!!), #uswnt, and playing soccer myself. #mastodonFC too.

Banner: F-105F Wild Weasel over North Vietnam 1968. Been there; done that. I took this picture

Avitar: Caricature of old, bald man looking askance. Me! I created it long ago

College @ MissStateUniv;
20 years USAF (320 combat missions);
Soccer (20 yr player, 15 yr coach, once retail store owner);
Past Dir of FL Adoption Reunion Registry;
Computer Professional (consultant, developer, Sr. Software Engineer - data storage/access);
Angler (bass tournaments, now just fishing)
Thoroughly RETIRED

6’5”
Enterprise Software Engineer, Java, work backend, but can do full stack
Have over 10k comics
Love Apple Stuff
Amateur artist influenced by comics
Entire worldview is influenced by a lifetime of reading comics(Be good, be heroic, be tolerant(except of intolerance)
Don’t be the person your hero would punch in the face.
Dad, Husband
Have a twisted sense of humor so watch out.
Multiple Daily iOS Lockscreens
Intermittent Fasting
Been doing taekwondo for 11 years. 3rd Dan
What’s up, Danger?

Developer, DevOps Engineer and ethical hacker. CEH, CASE Java, CCSE, CPSA Foundation Level.
Loves to cook and eat and tinker around. Likes manga, anime, taichiquan and computer science stuff.
#infosec #devops #proasyl #climatejustice #nonazis #lgbtqAlly

Software Developer trying to not go mad
I try to play guitar. I like it, you won’t.
I write mostly Java but I’d rathe use Scala, Clojure or Rust.
Nazis fuck off.

Born at lunchtime.

Against all forms of #antisemitism 🇮🇱

Loves @NicoleAbuhakmeh. 🚀🧠 🥑 : #jetbrains #jetbrainsRider #Resharper devrel. #OSS supporter. #software developer. He/Him. Living the simulation lifestyle. #dotnet #java #javascript #html

searchable

Teaching programming (fundamentals, data structures and algorithms, GUI programming) in university. Formerly did also training for companies as a freelancer. Programming for myself and fun. C/C++, Java, Swift and SwiftUI. Drawing and painting, running and cycling. Father & grandfather.

Header pic: Lake Oulu, forest across the water on a sunny evening in August.

LANDSHUT GEGEN RECHTS

A solidarity-based, anti-conspiracy initiative from Lower Bavaria. We fight fake news & fascism!

#NieWiederIstJetzt #Niederbayern #Klimaschutz #StandWithUkraine/Rojava... #StopAntisemitism

Writer of software and and builder of systems. Technomancer. Ocean Sailor, geek, photographer, cyclist, film extra, maker, lapsed musician, former pilot. ADHD. Do something difficult or just plain crazy.
Enjoy dabbling in home automation, 3D printing, electronics and now model trains. I write software for a living, in Java and Kotlin, C and JavaScript as Surfsoft Consulting Ltd. https://github.com/surfsoft - He/Him.

Sup. Name's Kai. He/Him [May 17 2004]
#music #composer , #fnf , #fedigames, #crescenta
play on my Minecraft server, Crescenta!
crescenta.org - 1.21.x (Java)

professional creatcher. maker of nonsence.
interact if you dare. I will eat trash

banner by fangz_1

The Fedi Games - @fedigames

Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for #architecture / #performance / #observability / #Java / #JVM

Much more likely to post pictures of #cats and rant about society, #antifascism, food and #queer stuff than tech, though.

#CATMedia Boss, #Java #JCP Award Winner, Spec Lead of #JSR385 (#Units), #JSR354 (#Money), #Eclipse UOMo Lead, #W3C, #Agile, #DevOps, #IoT, #ITSecurity, #JakartaEE Ambassador, Spec Committee Member, Author, Speaker, Husband, Father

Ex-Mothertrucker wird zur #Codeschubse.
Das hier ist @walsonde⁠s seriöslicher Account für alle IT-bezogenen Themen.

Hat mal #C und #Python angefasst. Lernt gerade #Java. Gehört zur seltenen Gattung derjenigen, die #php nicht verabscheuen (besonders in Verbindung mit #Laravel und #Backpack).

#ITSicherheit:
Interessiert sich für ßeibersecurity. Wenn Ihr einen AZAV-zertifizierten Kurs in Teilzeit und remote kennt, der mir Jobchancen ermöglicht, schreibt mir bitte.

Ready

Father, Java Developer, Nutcase, Erfinder der Nudelsuppe | Sometimes bakes.

• Ingé web depuis 2007: #javascript, #html, #css, #java
• Biologiste de formation
• #libre et #linux depuis 2003
• #SFFF
• https://omacronides.com

🐈 Crazy #cat lady, atheist, #feminist. Chaotic Good. #BoardGames #Roleplay #SciFi #SMBC / #MSPE 🌈
she/her

#Java Champion, Software Engineer at , ex-President of @osgeo, #FOSS #FLOSS enthusiast, #WiT, #Woman in #Tech, @svqtech

Mostly English and Spanish toots.

If you don't like me at my worst jokes, you don't deserve me at my best.

Formerly @delawen and @[email protected]

🛰️ My battery is low. It's getting dark. 🚀