shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Software engineer (C#, Kotlin, Golang, Java, Rust, Python), I really like housing, bikes, and nice communities 👩🏻‍🦰 ✡️ 🇮🇪 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Lilah tov moon, lilah tov cow jumping over the moon 🌕 🐄

Spring Developer Advocate (Java Champion & Kotlin Google Developer expert ) VMware Tanzu 
Check out http://joshlong.com for international names, books, podcast, screencasts, & Livelessons 🍃🐲
https://twitter.com/starbuxman for the bird site 
Production for everything else!
#fedi22 #java #springboot #kubernetes #kotlin #graalvm #graphql #rsocket

The Truth is Out There! 👽

🔹 Been writing software for over 40 years
🔹 Born and raised in France
🔹 Moved to the US when offered a job at Apple in my early twenties
🔹 Started and sold a few companies
🔹 Did a lot of consulting
🔹 Ran one of the first daily Linkblog, mostly focused on Java
🔹 Wrote a weekly column for the Java Developer's Journal
🔹 Cancer survivor
🔹 Time's Person of the Year in 2006

Developer, DevOps Engineer and ethical hacker. CEH, CASE Java, CCSE, CPSA Foundation Level.
Loves to cook and eat and tinker around. Likes manga, anime, taichiquan and computer science stuff.
He/him
#infosec #devops #proasyl #climatejustice #nonazis #lgbtqAlly

I'm a website that lets you type in C, C++, D, Rust, Haskell, Ispc, Java and other compiled languages, and then I compile it and show you the assembly output.

I can also run those programs and show what they'd print.

But not here, I'm not a bot, I'm a person and this account is for status and help with the site.

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

Loves @NicoleAbuhakmeh. 🚀🧠 🥑 : #jetbrains #jetbrainsRider #Resharper devrel. #OSS supporter. #software developer. He/Him. Living the simulation lifestyle. #dotnet #java #javascript #html

searchable

computer destroyer funny enjoyer. i do silly things with old computers and consoles. hacker & tinkerer. xbox scene DEI hire. age 21

big fan of the powerpc architecture and tinkering with platforms that run it! i also play fortnite and rock band and other video games too

don't be weird around me or my friends, thank you

"emma is the first person to touch grass and somehow absorb even more chronically online behavior from it" - a friend
"i quite literally run a website filled with people with some of the worst brainrot on the planet and yet somehow you have surpassed all of them" - @esm
"every time i see you [post] it's something like java on microwave what the fuck are you doing" - @w
"has that game hacking rizz" - @notnite
"idk how she can balance a kinect on her head so well" - @lexd0g
"I've never seen someone post about the Xbox 360 better than Emma" - @jackemled

a wetdry.world admin

Chairman of the @ASFMavenProject, Apache Software Foundation Member @theasf, Java Champion, Mojo Haus Member, Java Developer, CI / CD Fan

🐈 Crazy #cat lady, atheist, #feminist. Chaotic Good. #BoardGames #Roleplay #SciFi #SMBC / #MSPE 🌈
she/her

#Java Champion, Software Engineer at , ex-President of @osgeo, #FOSS #FLOSS enthusiast, #WiT, #Woman in #Tech, @svqtech

Mostly English and Spanish toots.

If you don't like me at my worst jokes, you don't deserve me at my best.

Formerly @delawen and @[email protected]

🛰️ My battery is low. It's getting dark. 🚀

Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

Chief Architect, Java Platform Group, Oracle · Views are my own

🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇮🇳 🇺🇦 Currently driving #Java #DevRel at #Oracle | Former Bartender | Previously at #SunMicrosystems and #Verizon | Undergrad from Univ. of #Maryland | MBA from #Loyola University, Baltimore | #Scotch Lover | Views mine | Visit: https://dev.java

He/him. Father of two. Java developer at Yoink. Face the climate emergency!
#nobridge

Something at @RedHat. Legal thinks you need to know that I'm speaking for myself here. I believe you knew. #Java #Kubernetes #quarkus #OpenShift and more #fedi22

HEY BLUESKY USERS, BRIDGE YOUR ACC WITH @ap.brid.gy SO I CAN SEE YOU
(also follow @kaiiak.co on bluesky because that's me too!)

Sup. Name's Kai.
Manly Man Man who isn't compensating for anything
[May 17, 2004]

I compose music , especially music inspired by rhythm games and FNF (Friday Night Funkin').
I love cats :]
I'm also very interested in geopolitics and grand strategy games.
In fact, I also like to run a geopolical roleplay/nations minecraft server, Crescenta! Rule a nation and have fun! (IP: crescenta.org / Version: 1.21.1 Java)

I ramble. a lot. This is a strongsuit of mine.
I will be a menace. I think it's funny. It's all in good fun.
Anyways, enjoy!

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Biodiversity informatician, naturalist/entomologist/lepidopterist, Java/Python programmer, Ngunnuwal Country / Canberra, AU

Australian Plant Phenomics Network Data Management Director

Species 2000/Catalogue of Life International Engagement Officer & Chair of Taxonomy Working Group

Working to automate insect monitoring solutions.

Was: ALA Director; GBIF Director; TDWG Chair; IBM software engineer

Banner: #PlumeMoth, Gillmeria ochrodactyla, Copenhagen, DK, 23 June 2014

Software Engineer | Conference speaker 🗣️ | Java Focussed | Teacher and Trainer 👨‍🏫 | Works @InfoSupportBV in Mechelen, Belgium