opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

He/Him. Technical coach. All about Making #Java Code More Testable. #TDD #Refactoring #JUnit #AssertJ #EventSourcing

👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨🏻‍💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of @springbootbuch and #DuckDB in Action, founder of @euregjug. Java champion working on various integrations of @neo4j in the broader Java ecosystem.

You can expect a mixture of tech (Java, GraalVM, databases), some politics, cycling and food pictures.

Published in 2024: https://www.manning.com/books/duckdb-in-action

Technical Director, Minecraft Java Core at Mojang. Twitch Partner. YouTuber with 100k subs. Previously: Dev on Battlefields, Mirror's Edge Catalyst, Budget Cuts

I have witnessed programming for DOS and spent the last 20 years in the Java lands, most recently working with server-side Kotlin.

Programista (backend: #php + #java), maker #diy (efekt jako-tako, czyli super) i #sailing (wannabe). Buduję oprogramowanie, serwery i urządzenia, ale równie chętnie szyję pasy balastowe do żaglówki, #3dprinting, #hamradio czy eksperymentuję z #electronics. Fascynują mnie technologie, które zwiększają ludzkie możliwości zamiast je zastępować. Zwolennik #opensource, #openhardware, samodzielności i uczenia się przez praktykę. Jeśli czegoś nie umiem — zwykle kończy się to nowym projektem. #Ostróda

Coder, photographer, grump. Average Home theater nut.

Been at programming professionally since 2007, currently trying to get to keep doing it rather than getting stuck in meetings. Once was Java, dabbled in Android (Floating Image notable mention), now focused on C# and Azure. Clean, maintainable code and doing the right things right is my jazz (or techno or metal).

Posts in Danish if only relevant to Denmark, English if relevant generally.

Don't be rude, follow basic netiquette.

The writhing evil purple orb. big fan of posts will be alt-texted when possible, and cw'd where appropriate. boosts always appreciated on my design posts skip my ramblings and see my art here: https://booping.synth.download/clips/agg47y2fy1uk00de > "for now on i will start calling inderix a kde plasma component" - @[email protected] > "cute floating orb" - @[email protected] > "im still not 100% convinced that this account isnt a markov bot" - @[email protected] I make heavy use of features. if things i post look funny, try viewing it on the original instance. likes from me are likely an emoji react. $[x2 ] rated M for MATURE Online interactions not rated by the ESRB.

Java developer, Java Champion, co-founder Gluon and LodgON.
Java on Mobile/Embedded, JavaFX and cloud . Java for science, Quantum Computing, AI. PhD

she/her

🐈 Cat lady, atheist, feminist 🏳️‍🌈

Chaotic Good
SMBC / MSPE

#Java Champion
Software Engineer and #OpenJDK developer at IBM

ex-President of @osgeo
#FOSS #FLOSS #OpenSource enthusiast, #SVQTech

If you don't like me at my worst jokes, you don't deserve me at my best.

"The postings on this site are my own and don’t represent my employer."
#fedi22

day-dreamer
night-timer, party-crasher

Current Location
📍 Cairo, Egypt

XML apologist.
Erlang enthusiast.
Java Platform @ Netflix.
He/him.

Ingegnere Software, Full Stack Developer
#php #cakephp #java #python
#javascript #svelte #sveltekit
#flutter
#opensource - il #selfhosting è il mio nuovo hobby

Software Developer | Java Developer Advocate @ JetBrains | International Keynote Speaker | Pronouns: She/her

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #EnterpriseArchitect #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

The one with the braid (she/her)

Solidarity with women in Rojava. Defend Ukraine.

Lives in #Alsace / #Elsàss but spends way too much time in France & Germany.

- Does #matrix for work.
- "Her OHing breaks end-to-end encryption."
- Proudly wearing her #Kêfî 🧕🏽🌈.

Usually tooting in English and #Elsàssisch, spelling disorder.

Other accounts :

- @lewd : lots of railway content, sometimes lewd trains, open to follow
- @braid : If you maybe know me a bit further

[matrix] https://matrix.to/#/@braid:alsace.hair

backend services engineering • Twitter alum • movie nerd • machete order guy • remote work zealot • hall monitors get mocked & blocked • facts my own & disguised as opinions

#Technology: #Programming | #Java | #Twitter | #Mastodon | #RemoteWork

#Movies: #Horror | #SciFi | #StarWars

#Politics: #DigitalRights | #Climate | #PoliceReform | #Democracy

#Gaming: #RetroGaming | #SpeedRunning | #BoardGames | #DnD

Origin from german-danish border. Born at 314.8 ppm, so I was a #boomer before it became hip. Ruhr-Area since 2005. #RoteHilfe #verdi #BUND #NABU #Linux. Former #GPlus and #Okuna. #Atheist #Politics #Antifa #BlockaDO #Nature #Birding #Climate #Energy #FCSP #BijiRojava Support #Israel Team #Orangebuch https://www.orangebuch.de/ #Krautreporter https://krautreporter.de/

Toot-search engine tootfinder.ch/index.php?join=1

dreaming of the next #overnighter #bikepacking

(graphs)-[are]->(everywhere)

#java #python #autokorrektur #fckafd

Queer, cisgender author / educator / software engineer mainly known for #architecture / #performance / #observability / #Java / #JVM

Much more likely to post pictures of #cats and rant about society, #antifascism, food and #queer stuff than tech, though. Cornishman in Barcelona.

Software engineer, #java developer, #rust learner, JS writer,cpp/qt enjoyer, .net/c# fiddler. #postgresql #linux ❤

Mostly post about #technology and #science and randomly funny things