WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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I hope this profile finds you well.
Don't expect words of wisdom from a monkey!

interested in: sea grapes, vegan pastry, science, our planet and climate change, how things work, Linux and FOSS, electronics, progressive politics, right to repair, city planning and urban development, astronomy, music, books, movies, tv shows, (old) games, ...

expert in: absolutely nothing

I like trains. And floating boats.

trans rights are human rights!
do not tolerate intolerance!

🇺🇦 https://u24.gov.ua/ 🇺🇦

👨‍💻 Senior Machine Architect, Rube Goldberg Division
✍ Comments his code
🦸‍♂️ Optimizes slow SQL Queries
🖥️ Linux convert/disgusted longtime Windows user
📷 Aspiring mediocre photographer
🧠 Atheist
🔠 Defines his acronyms

Topics I post frequently:
🔘 #SQLServer
🔘 #Celtics/#NBA (Nat'l Basketball Assoc)
🔘 #UCF (Univ of Central Florida)
🔘 #Bucs/#NFL (Nat'l Football League)
🔘 #RStats (R programming language)
🔘 #EV (Electric Vehicles)
🔘 #Photography
🔘 #Privacy

Hi!

I left Corporate Social Media & joined the Fediverse on Jan. 21, 2021.

Concerns: algorithmic manipulation, censorship, privacy issues, political division in the USA. I try to avoid disinformation & media bias.

Politics: Moderate, Independent, Country over Party

I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

I love music, reading, Linux, Open Source Software, & my family. ✌️❤️🙂

#Linux #Linuxaudio, #Linuxtablet, #MusicProduction #NowPlaying #LinuxMusicians #DreamPop

Photographer, UI & Firmware Engineer, Software Developer, Embedded Linux Developer, Comic Media Enthusiast, Podcaster, Father, Nerd
$MrCopilot

the curious stray boy
🌏 meanjin, aus
━━━━━━━━♡━━━

interests: low poly, pixel art, godot, programming, autoluw, degrowth, learning, hytale, foss/linux, risc-v, vegan

picture: me! a femboy with fluffy curly brown hair. One sleeve-covered hand against my right cheek; comfy amongst pillows

banner: a 2d pixel art scene I made! a black cat, and person with brown-orange hair sitting on a blue carpet floor. An empty studio apartment with grey walls; a window with red curtains, moonlight and rain.

“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer.

Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.

#Linuxuser #Foodie #FOSS #Chili #Tomate #Ruby #Java #Arduino

What’s the point in being grown-up if you can’t be childish sometimes?

SysAdmin &&
(Cloud | Platform | GitOps) Engineer

DevOps Enthusiast
> DevOps is a Culture

#Brazilian

Father of Bia & Artur

Guardian of && \
Pacoca (Male Golden Retriever) && \
Tweet (Female Tricolor Cat)

Living in #Brasilia DF/Brazil
Made in Campo Grande/MS/Brazil
Raised in the South #Pantanal Wetland

Version 44.0
Initital build 1981.05.12.0002

#Neurodiversity #ADHD #MDD
#TDA #TDR

#Tode #OkinawaTe
#KarateDo #ShitoRyuKai
#BlackBelt 🥋

#DevOps #GitOps #CloudNative
#Agile #SRE #IaC #Infrastructure
#OpenSource #OpenKnowledge
#Kubernetes #Rancher #Puppet

#SelfHosted

#Firestarter #Innovation
#ProScience

#NoBridge #NoBot #fedi22

Surfing on the 🌎 since 1995.

/me is the founder of Bolha.io Collective.

The answer is 42

#EleNão #PauloFreireSim

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Toots in 🇧🇷 and 🇺🇸

Posts will expire in 1 week.

GutoCarvalho.Net & GCN.sh

🙂🙂🙂🧊🧊🧊❤️❤️❤️

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.

Boat dwelling lunarpunk. Privacy maximalist becoming sovereign. Entrepreneur, investor, businessman. FOSS and Linux enjoyer. A blockchains and basketball bookworm. Building Paralelní Polis. Calisthenics running fiend. The freest man in an unfree world.

I am a liberal computer geek, hockey nut (and goalie), web 2.0 fanatic, dad of two, and husband of one. I am also a veteran (i.e., old) software developer and computer hacker.

I've been a Mastodonian since Sept 2017, originally as @jdarnold @ sdf.org

Medford MA USA

Profile picture is the face of a geeky-looking white guy with graying hair and glasses.

#nobot

My posts are licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/)

After hours developer, Linux enthusiast, Arch Linux user. Creator of nwg-shell for sway and Hyprland.

If you use tags in replies, I might have muted you.

Distinguished Engineer and Manager at Red Hat. Linux distro and free and open source software thought follower. Former Fedora Project Leader.

Open source means we are building better software that belongs to *everyone* — including _you_.

he/him

#EierlegendeWollmilchsau in u.a. IT, Technik | ThinkMINT

Das Folgen von mir kann zu schlimmen Veränderungen führen.

Diese sind u.a.:
🇨🇭Ausfall angeklebter Nägel
🇨🇭Resistenz von nerven-zerstörender Substanzen wie u.a. #BotulinumToxine
🇨🇭Das Schrumpfen von aufgespritzten Lippen und Brüsten et cetera, etc.

Ich schätze Natürlichkeit und bevorzuge es, mit Menschen zu arbeiten, die keine kosmetischen Eingriffe vorgenommen haben – es sei denn, diese waren aus gesundheitlichen Gründen notwendig. Ich möchte niemanden verletzen, aber ich stehe zu meiner ästhetischen Haltung.

Was ich nicht mehr reparieren kann, kann man wirklich auch nur noch einstampfen. circa > 80% Erfolgsgarantie

Na ja, wer glaubt etwas zu sein, hat aber aufgehört etwas zu werden, gelle.

I don't want to belong or be counted among narcissistic, arrogant and not empathic egomaniacs.

Verdamp lang her → https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verdamp_lang_her

Echte Muziek, Echte Mensen → https://pureradio.one/

Werde gut, solange du lebst.

🖖 ✴

I'm a Canadian musician based in Quebec. I like #guitar #piano #violin #reel2reel #DAW #reaper #linux #KDE #python #golang #reverb #compression #grunge #synthpop #popmusic #instrumentals #Marxism #leftism #environmentalism #climate-crisis-reform #degrowth #DEI #equal-rights

#WaitWait Stats Person, Software Release Engineer, Background in IT/DevOps, #TBTL Ten, and sometimes a photographer. Pronouns: he/him/they/them

I use Fedora Linux, BTW.

#WaitWaitDontTellMe #WWDTM #Python #DoctorWho #StarTrek #BAONPDX #RCTID #COYS #Oregon #BSD #Linux #NoAI

Profile image: vectorized image of a Moopsy in a conference room

Header image: #xkcd 353 by Randall Munroe. Source: https://xkcd.com/353/ (CC BY-NC 2.5)

Dissipé, curieux, ultracrépidarianiste.
développeur (#python ), vegan :seedling: (éco/éthique), linuxien (ubuntu depuis 2005) #kivy

Dissipated, curious, overly opiniated, developer, vegan, linux user.

Lives near #Amsterdam, in the Netherlands.

he/him
il/lui

Tech support specialist and Linux enthusiast with experience in managing servers on Debian and NixOS. Currently developing projects using Python and Django.

Code sorceress @loopholelabs
#linux #kubernetes #virtualization #wasm #gnome
she/her | Vancouver, BC

Shoveling sunlight & wind into boxes. Reluctant corporate, aspiring academic. #ClimateOwl. #RemoteWork & async hype man. Eternal coding amateur. He/him

All opinions are mine & do not reflect my employer.

Stand up for #BLM #TransRights #LGBTQIA #Women #Indigenous.

#EnergyStorage #RenewableEnergy #Physics #NuclearEngineering #Engineering #Science #EnergyMastodon #OpenDoorClimate #Democracy #CircularEconomy #Sustainability #InfrastructureSecurity #Linux #FOSS #Minnesota #BansOffBooks #Lego