L'Etat, c'est moi

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Describe myself? Why? Who I believe I am is irrelevant to who you're going to believe me to be.

Describe myself? Why? Who I am is irrelevant to who you’ll believe me to be.

I can tell you, as a straight man, I support women’s rights, LGBTQ+, trans rights. As a multiracial, multiethnic person, I believe Asian lives matter, Black lives matter, and your life matters too. I oppose genocide & support free, independent Israel, Palestine, Gaza, and Taiwan.

But I can’t grow a silver tongue to convince you better than trolls who think they know everything. So believe what you will. I am me.

#Brompton + #Recumbent 🚴 Bicyclist; ⌨#MechanicalKeyboard + 🖲#Trackball #Geek 🤓🧔😷6×💉; 🐧#Linux #Sysadmin + digital #forensics expert by day; 🍥 #Debian Developer by night; 🐧#LUGS; 🚀#CCCZH; #Hackerfunk; 🐪#JAPH (#Perl 5); #sysvinit + #OpenRC fan; #nosystemd; 🦆#2CV, #CX, #CityEL and #Motorhome Driver; 🦘 fan; #70sChild/#GenX; 🇩🇪+🇨🇭 © under CC-BY-3.0 (Header picture: #Zlant + SA #Vilebloom; own work)

JFTR: I don't expect anyone to follow back. My toots are searchable with tootfinder.ch

Road Trips, Linux Mint, Balkans
«Ο άνθρωπος είναι ον φύσει κοινωνικό και πολιτικό. Αυτός που μπορεί να ζήσει μακριά απ’ τις ανθρώπινες κοινωνίες είναι είτε θηρίο είτε θεός.» - Αριστοτέλης

Infosec, Psychology+SE, OSINT, Privacy, Planes (#EWR), NJ/Lenapehoking, Linux, Geopolitics and Environmentalism etc. #GAYINT

Huge SciFi fan 🖖

Just a cold robot on the internet hacking, shitposting, helping and doing things

I joke. A lot.
I post about planes and ATC stuff. A lot.

Pretty unfiltered, thoughts/opinions my own not my employers. Probably overanalyzing things... Or am I? What does that really mean? Maybe if I calculate the optimal amount of analysis...

Profile Pic: A Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks in a NTSB vest

Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.

Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText.

#books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22

Proud to be Antifa, like my grandfather, who was killed fighting fascism in WWII, and was posthumously awarded the Air Medal and the Purple Heart.
#microcontroller #firmware #C #CPlusPlus
#FPGA #VHDL #Verilog #SDR (SW Defined Radio)
#retrocomputing
#nonpareil HP calculator simulation at #microcode level
Maker (with John Doran) of #NixieTube #RPN #calculator
CHM PDP-1 Restoration Team
cis male
atheist
Damned dirty ape
Not a tame programmer
Some assembly required
No user serviceable parts inside

Originally from central western New South Wales, Australia. Now living in Bihoro, Hokkaido, Japan. I make big antennas talk to satellites.
 Self hoster, Linux user.
 Famichiki admin. 
he/him
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Membre du Club Linux NPdC. Fan de Linux, des BSD et des logiciels libres en général.

Blonde Twintail #Princess with a Tiny Crown! I'm #transfem, and love #FOSS software :D I daily drive Fedora Linux. Formely Debian (still secondary use) and Arch Linux prior. Happy to chat with likeminded people <3 (22) "from now on I am nicknaming you Princess Narnia" ~ @[email protected] "Wise words from the Princess of New Haven" ~ @[email protected] "vile beast" ~ @[email protected] Old accounts: https://mk.absturztau.be/@Starcross/pages/old-accounts

Grundschullehrer mit heftigem Interesse an OER, opensource, linux, H5P und dass es meinen Schüler/innen gut geht. Tröties die ein leeres Profil haben denen folge ich nicht. Antisemiten oder solchen mit einem pro Hamasanliegen dürfen sich gerne gepflegt irgendwo anders hin bewegen. KI-Slop wird geblockt. Ebensolche User, die dauerhaft keine alttexte schreiben. Aus aktuellem Anlass werden auch solche Menschen geblockt, die mir mit Fußball und/oder der WM auf den Sack gehen.

Software developer, Linux addict, Mozilla veteran, Vim evangelist, keyboard nerd, urban cyclist. He/him.

#Grenoble, France

Fediverse (Diaspora*) since 04.2011

Jak coś piszę to tam jest IMO i/lub „tak mi się wydaje”, weź to proszę pod uwagę zanim wytoczysz działa.

wariat: #DIY #pyra #beer #HomeBrewing #BeeKeeping #gentoo #linux #góry #paragliding #komar #RowerPower #poznań #poland #pl

achievements/badges
#AFERA #ATARI #FidoNet #JoggerPL #Łączka #MozillaPL #joindiaspora #PsionS5 #VW_type1

fun
#teamPegaz

flags
#fedi22

GPG fingerprint: D497 E17D 0C03 DEAD B3DF 56A3 6A51 21D2 8484 B424

Links, Antifa,#vegan, Devuan u. Gentoo Linux ,Greybeard, Programmierer PHP mit YII,C++, Python , GPL Programm C.U.O.N., born below 317 ppm,he,parteilos

Saker jag gillar: socialism, Linux, programmering, ett fritt internet, klimataktivism

#fedi22 #svpol #chatcontrol #vänsterpartiet #poesi #dikt #kreativtskrivande #haiku #swehaiku

https://fediverse.info

Autor del El Cuarto De GatoOscuro: https://gatooscuro.xyz/ - Co-fundador del extinto quey.la #bloguero desde el 2014, ex-moderador #quey.org , Colaborador DarkOnion, traductor de algunos anuncios de la comunidad #GNU #Linux y pensador Colombiano.

BORRO TOOTS CADA MES.

Todo tiene una razón de ser.
>Desde el éxodo de GNU Social.

“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer. Okay dad and husband.

Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.