L'Etat, c'est moi

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Lesen, Schreiben & Podcasten | Webräume schaffen | Linux | kreativ | rot-grünes Herz | Natur & Zelt | Wandern & Velo | Mathe- & Worträtsel | (fast) vegan | histaminintolerant | #notjustsad | #AuDHS | Schweizerin | im Fedi seit 2018

#SosoDenktNach; #Nachdenkzöix; #HistaYummy; #60plus; #autypisch; #EineZutatVieleGerichte; #SoSosAktennotiz; #SoSoSynchron

Podcast
https://podcasts.homes/@imspektrum/

Membre du Club Linux NPdC. Fan de Linux, des BSD et des logiciels libres en général.

Grundschullehrer mit heftigem Interesse an OER, opensource, linux, H5P und dass es meinen Schüler/innen gut geht. Tröties die ein leeres Profil haben denen folge ich nicht. Antisemiten oder solchen mit einem pro Hamasanliegen dürfen sich gerne gepflegt irgendwo anders hin bewegen. KI-Slop wird geblockt. Ebensolche User, die dauerhaft keine alttexte schreiben. Aus aktuellem Anlass werden auch solche Menschen geblockt, die mir mit Fußball und/oder der WM auf den Sack gehen.

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

I HATE CATS! I post about #金門 / #Jīnmén / #Kinmen / #Quemoy archipelago. Fan of 富邦悍將 Fubon Guardians in #CPBL ⚾🤌🤌🤌 #Taiwan #Linux #opensource #privacy #c64 #pinephone #openstreetmap #arte #photography #Piwigo translator I'm discovering the old pop Asian music of the '60/'80 & 老歌，演歌...
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Please see my pinned intro post below, & https://bitprophet.org/bio/ 😊

Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.

Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText.

#books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22

Sono appassionato di PC, di software libero e soprattutto di Linux. Vivo da qualche parte sulle prealpi Orobiche, amo la montagna, i libri, la buona cucina e mi diletto a far fotografia ! Ah, mi piace ancora scrivere a mano con la stilografica !

La foto banner è un simpatico coleottero che ho fotgrafato qualche anno fa nel giardino, posato su dei fiori di lavanda.

Utilisateur de #logiciellibre #linux #LaTeX
Serial #coopérateur
Born in 315 ppm
Pouette peu, repouette beaucoup (trop ?)

#environnement #zéro-déchet
#OpenStreetMap, #Wikipedia
#Lyon, #Ain
#LDH

back up at @amiserabilist

Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
#architecture

#linux

#theBeigeSpooneratti

Privat bin ich ein digitaler weißer Ritter in einer extrem schwarzen Rüstung. Beruflich ein Pädagoge. 338 ppm.

#Politik #Inklusion #Barrierefreiheit #IT #Petromax #Linux #MacOS #DSGVOULTRA #Überwachung

💊Pharmacy assistant and owner by day
🗺️ Openstreetmapper by night
🐧Linux user
⚙️ FOSDEM staff
en.osm.town mod
he/him (don't mind 'they')
Cis, but an ally to all in the LGBTQIA+ community 🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights
Pan/bi(?)
🐾Furry art enjoyer
NL/EN, 29yo
Not autistic?.... but likes connecting with autistic people.. hmm.. 🤔

If we meet irl, feel free to hug me!

#openstreetmap #Ruiselede #WestFlanders #WestVlaanderen #Belgium #belgie #fedi22

#Hacker, #Philosopher, #Writer ( #haiku #SciFi #essays ), #Photographer, #Musician, #Comedian, #Creative at large.

#Whistleblower against Accenture Federal Services, & the US Department of Veterans Affairs, now living in #Japan

The World's leading authority on #Anarchism.

#EqualRights #Justice #Reform
Setting up virtuous cycles to spread wealth.

#Earth #Degrowth #SolarPunk #Nature #Cannabis

#HashTagGames #Books #Humor

#Perl #Ruby #Veilid #Spritely #Linux #BSD #FreeSoftware

Hi,

Autistic. Please remember that if we ever have a conversation.

Finally retired after working 51 years. Still not sure what I want to do when I grow up.

Joined Mastodon in 2017. Original page was https://mastodon.sdf.org/@swayne

Computer stuff:
Arch Linux
Niri WIndow Manager
Vivaldi Browser

* (*) Self-diagnosed Just a bunch of girly bytes exploring a new world in Second Life who also happens to have a fediverse account. Pronouns: she/her, \(\sqrt{-1}\) / \(\sqrt{-1}\)er. Catgirl, Kuwuntu user and webkitten. In my late 40s. Virtually a girl (and illegally lesbian) since 19/01/2007, but carrying the sin of being closeted forever. Professional daydreamer. I enjoy any interesting conversation about diversity, cats, windsurfing, boat sailing, big extensions of water, sunsets, caves and underground places, Open Source, Linux, C/C++ development/debugging/footgunning, casual game development, 8 bit retrocomputing, RC models, and (trying to) build my own stuff. Software development kink, dom, won't have mercy of the compiler or of software patterns to get what I want, and to get it now. If you're a software engineer, I can make you cry. Chaotic good with exceptions. Might have C++PTSD. I can provide emotional support texels and virtual hugs, or even hand out a spoon if you've ran out of them. Please treat me kindly, because even if only virtual, I also have a heart 💜. No questions about First Life. What happens in Second Life stays there. #nobridge #nobot. Follow requests not passing the vibe check will get a *Connection reset by queer* error. Minors don't interact with CW'd lewd posts, please. Backup: @[email protected]

Natural philosopher (STEM background), retired IT Architect.
Supporting public policy based on kindness, respect and evidence.

Linux Android

Canadian, UK and (sadly) former EU citizen.

#systemsThinking #socialSystems
(mostly on website)
#solidarity

Cis, het

Settler on the traditional territories the Mississauga branch of the Ojibwa Nation.

Retired - Against Fascism/While we still can .. Linux Mint fanatic... #DeBigTech .. Wheel Chair user (SBMA) - Born at 300-310 ppm - #DOEI (Digitaal Onafhankelijk Elkaar Inspireren) F1 the future mobility extremity

Joined mastodonapp.uk back in Nov 2022. I have a 'backup' a/c on mendeddrum.org.

Oldish bloke, got to retirement age in 2024. Now retired, due to the old line about "when it stops being fun, stop doing it".

Anyway, old-school coder. I've worked with everything from punch-cards to Perl, via machine language and microcode, C, C++, SQL, etc, etc. Now a happy Linux user on Garuda.

Getting more radically 'left' as I get older. I despise all racists, homophobes, Nazis, etc.