L'Etat, c'est moi

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Membre du Club Linux NPdC. Fan de Linux, des BSD et des logiciels libres en général.

Retired - Against Fascism/While we still can .. Linux Mint fanatic... #DeBigTech .. Wheel Chair user (SBMA) - Born at 300-310 ppm - #DOEI (Digitaal Onafhankelijk Elkaar Inspireren) F1 the future mobility extremity

Grundschullehrer mit heftigem Interesse an OER, opensource, linux, H5P und dass es meinen Schüler/innen gut geht. Tröties die ein leeres Profil haben denen folge ich nicht. Antisemiten oder solchen mit einem pro Hamasanliegen dürfen sich gerne gepflegt irgendwo anders hin bewegen. KI-Slop wird geblockt. Ebensolche User, die dauerhaft keine alttexte schreiben. Aus aktuellem Anlass werden auch solche Menschen geblockt, die mir mit Fußball und/oder der WM auf den Sack gehen.

Free Software fan (love #linux). Spent 20 years in Austin, TX #atx. Now in #FortWorth. BSEE from #TXST, 2014. Currently ((2^5)+(2^2)) years old (354 ppm).

I used to sling #dotnet code. Then I did warehouse work at #amazon (DAU1) and #doordash. Now, I'm back at school to become a #nurse. Suffer from #ChronicPancreatitis #pancreatitis.

I'm a revolutionary #MarxistLeninist, #diabetic, #diabetes, #MarxismLeninism, #Marxism #Communism #Socialism

#osm #wikidata

🇺🇸 Eng (native) 🇲🇽 Esp (A2/B1)

Linux nerd, game nerd, dad jokes, memes, opinions. (OMG, so many opinions.)

#YearOfTheLinuxDesktop since 1998

Natural philosopher (STEM background), retired IT Architect.
Supporting public policy based on kindness, respect and evidence.

Linux Android

Canadian, UK and (sadly) former EU citizen.

#systemsThinking #socialSystems
(mostly on website)
#solidarity

Cis, het

Settler on the traditional territories the Mississauga branch of the Ojibwa Nation.

Raumfahrt (Aerospace), ᒪιηυҳ αѕ ρяσƒєѕѕιση , ᘜσ-ᑭℓαуєя Tenuki-Style

Lesen, Schreiben & Podcasten | Webräume schaffen | Linux | kreativ | rot-grünes Herz | Natur & Zelt | Wandern & Velo | Mathe- & Worträtsel | (fast) vegan | histaminintolerant | #notjustsad | #AuDHS | Schweizerin | im Fedi seit 2018

#SosoDenktNach; #Nachdenkzöix; #HistaYummy; #60plus; #autypisch; #EineZutatVieleGerichte; #SoSosAktennotiz; #SoSoSynchron

Podcast
https://podcasts.homes/@imspektrum/

Ciso in Healthcare
. Love trees see my website https://www.bomengids.nl 
Love linux, autistic / hb

#Brompton + #Recumbent 🚴 Bicyclist; ⌨#MechanicalKeyboard + 🖲#Trackball #Geek 🤓🧔😷6×💉; 🐧#Linux #Sysadmin + digital #forensics expert by day; 🍥 #Debian Developer by night; 🐧#LUGS; 🚀#CCCZH; #Hackerfunk; 🐪#JAPH (#Perl 5); #sysvinit + #OpenRC fan; #nosystemd; 🦆#2CV, #CX, #CityEL and #Motorhome Driver; 🦘 fan; #70sChild/#GenX; 🇩🇪+🇨🇭 © under CC-BY-3.0 (Header picture: #Zlant + SA #Vilebloom; own work)

JFTR: I don't expect anyone to follow back. My toots are searchable with tootfinder.ch

Hi,

Autistic. Please remember that if we ever have a conversation.

Finally retired after working 51 years. Still not sure what I want to do when I grow up.

Joined Mastodon in 2017. Original page was https://mastodon.sdf.org/@swayne

Computer stuff:
Arch Linux
Niri WIndow Manager
Vivaldi Browser

back up at @amiserabilist

Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
#architecture

#linux

#theBeigeSpooneratti

Amateur breton-auvergnat né vers 334ppm.

Parle #ville, #mobilités, #numérique, #politique et #démocratie ; combat les nazillons (X, #Trump, #Bolloré, #Stérin, ...)

Traîne aussi sur Bluesky, mais préfère discuter et débattre ici : plus facile en 500+ caractères, lieu +raisonné & respectueux.

Hobbies : abonné à toutes les causes perdues

🌍 #ClermontFerrand #Gauche #Urbanisme #Vélo #Vélotaf
🌻 #Écologie #Climat
🐧 #Libre #Linux #ZorinOS #FreeSoftware #FirefoxOS /e/OS
💕 #DoctorWho

Road Trips, Linux Mint, Balkans
«Ο άνθρωπος είναι ον φύσει κοινωνικό και πολιτικό. Αυτός που μπορεί να ζήσει μακριά απ’ τις ανθρώπινες κοινωνίες είναι είτε θηρίο είτε θεός.» - Αριστοτέλης

💊Pharmacy assistant and owner by day
🗺️ Openstreetmapper by night
🐧Linux user
⚙️ FOSDEM staff
en.osm.town mod
he/him (don't mind 'they')
Cis, but an ally to all in the LGBTQIA+ community 🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights
Pan/bi(?)
🐾Furry art enjoyer
NL/EN, 29yo
Not autistic?.... but likes connecting with autistic people.. hmm.. 🤔

If we meet irl, feel free to hug me!

#openstreetmap #Ruiselede #WestFlanders #WestVlaanderen #Belgium #belgie #fedi22

Antifascist, Anti Discrimination, Anti Authoritarianism, Linux user, Cooks Indian, Asian European Vegetarian food. Love Nature, Canoeing, Sea Kayak.Outdoors, Mountains, Travel. Europe and Asia. Fix bicycles, sewing machines, computers etc. Learning to sew fancy stitches on a vintage non automatic machine.

🐌 Terrícola
Educación tecnológica, diseñoweb, archlinux, mtb, running, trekking, comunidades, softwarelibre, culturalibre, cambio social

Cuando nací la concentración de CO₂ era de 330ppm, hoy estamos en 432ppm

Por lo visto soy una persona bastante "bloqueable" con el tiempo (o un poco al menos), seguime si querés y si luego te pinta esa no hay drama... (¿en realidad es mucho melodrama? el % de bloqueo debe ser bastante bajo... pero resulta curioso al menos jajaj)