L'Etat, c'est moi

Applied Mathematician, Julia programmer, father of two amazing boys, official coonhound mix mutt-walker.

PhD in Civil Engineering. Debian Linux user since ca. 1994.

Bayesian data analysis iconoclast

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Been too much there, done too much that, and never had enough

Self-diagnosed aspie, born troubleshooter, computer whisperer, herder of pixels, hoarder of files, Queen of Free.

Although I am high-functioning, I seldom get high when I'm working :p

I don't reply to trolls. You will be casually brushed aside like any other annoying speck of dirt. This goes for nazis too, with an extra dose of blockhammer.

My header image is from Uncle Wiggily and the Apple Dumpling.

Don't ask me for
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Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.

Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText.

#books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22

Teilzeit-Familienpapa von 2
Netflix & Co., Raspberry Pi, Arduino, Linux, *BSD,
OUP (Oracle Uncertified Professional) seit 8.0.5
#noAfD

Road Trips, Linux Mint, Balkans
«Ο άνθρωπος είναι ον φύσει κοινωνικό και πολιτικό. Αυτός που μπορεί να ζήσει μακριά απ’ τις ανθρώπινες κοινωνίες είναι είτε θηρίο είτε θεός.» - Αριστοτέλης

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography, FIPS, and open source. I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for Chainguard, but I definitely don't speak for them.

Sometimes you just have to sit back, relax, and let the train wreck itself.

Grundschullehrer mit heftigem Interesse an OER, opensource, linux, H5P und dass es meinen Schüler/innen gut geht. Tröties die ein leeres Profil haben denen folge ich nicht. Antisemiten oder solchen mit einem pro Hamasanliegen dürfen sich gerne gepflegt irgendwo anders hin bewegen. KI-Slop wird geblockt. Ebensolche User, die dauerhaft keine alttexte schreiben. Aus aktuellem Anlass werden auch solche Menschen geblockt, die mir mit Fußball und/oder der WM auf den Sack gehen.

Membre du Club Linux NPdC. Fan de Linux, des BSD et des logiciels libres en général.

Lesen, Schreiben & Podcasten | Webräume schaffen | Linux | kreativ | rot-grünes Herz | Natur & Zelt | Wandern & Velo | Mathe- & Worträtsel | (fast) vegan | histaminintolerant | #notjustsad | #AuDHS | Schweizerin | im Fedi seit 2018

#SosoDenktNach; #Nachdenkzöix; #HistaYummy; #60plus; #autypisch; #EineZutatVieleGerichte; #SoSosAktennotiz; #SoSoSynchron

Podcast
https://podcasts.homes/@imspektrum/

💊Pharmacy assistant and owner by day
🗺️ Openstreetmapper by night
🐧Linux user
⚙️ FOSDEM staff
en.osm.town mod
he/him (don't mind 'they')
Cis, but an ally to all in the LGBTQIA+ community 🏳️‍🌈, 🏳️‍⚧️ rights are human rights
Pan/bi(?)
🐾Furry art enjoyer
NL/EN, 29yo
Not autistic?.... but likes connecting with autistic people.. hmm.. 🤔

If we meet irl, feel free to hug me!

#openstreetmap #Ruiselede #WestFlanders #WestVlaanderen #Belgium #belgie #fedi22

Communist

Founder of MajorsHouse

Community Manager of Twitch Raleigh

#AutismDad

[email protected]

Founder of MajorToot (toot.majorshouse.com)

he/him

Thoughts expressed here are my own!

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jtUurV

#fedi22

#Tech #Gaming #Streaming #Twitch #YouTube

Please note: No Bio, no Post = Immediate Block

Biite beachten (da auch im Fediverse verstärkt Leute auftauchen, die von Xitter sozialisiert wurden):
Keine Bio, keine vernünftigen Beiträge= Block

Bin ein linksgrüner Spinner mit Hang zum Grundgesetz
Aktiver Ukraine-Unterstützer, Linux Verfechter, Wikipedia-Unterstützer und Pruef(er)

Meine Beiträge verpuffen nach 3 Monaten

😇 Greetings from Dusseldorf in Europe

Retired - Against Fascism/While we still can .. Linux Mint fanatic... #DeBigTech .. Wheel Chair user (SBMA) - Born at 300-310 ppm - #DOEI (Digitaal Onafhankelijk Elkaar Inspireren) F1 the future mobility extremity

Utilisateur de #logiciellibre #linux #LaTeX
Serial #coopérateur
Born in 315 ppm
Pouette peu, repouette beaucoup (trop ?)

#environnement #zéro-déchet
#OpenStreetMap, #Wikipedia
#Lyon, #Ain
#LDH

Hi,

Autistic. Please remember that if we ever have a conversation.

Finally retired after working 51 years. Still not sure what I want to do when I grow up.

Joined Mastodon in 2017. Original page was https://mastodon.sdf.org/@swayne

Computer stuff:
Arch Linux
Niri WIndow Manager
Vivaldi Browser

"Enjoy your ordinary day" 🪷
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[ Preparando Oposiciones ] 📚
Los toots se borran cada 2 meses 😏
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Coffee lover. ☕
Cat lover. 🐱
Galaxy lover 🌌
Juno 2.0 in process... 💪🏼
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#Linux 🖥️
#Cats 😺
#Coffee ☕
#Weather 🌦️
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#presentacion #fediverso #coffeelover #catmum #linux #languages #opos #fediverse #intro

Privat bin ich ein digitaler weißer Ritter in einer extrem schwarzen Rüstung. Beruflich ein Pädagoge. 338 ppm.

#Politik #Inklusion #Barrierefreiheit #IT #Petromax #Linux #MacOS #DSGVOULTRA #Überwachung

open source, linux. #noai

Natural philosopher (STEM background), retired IT Architect.
Supporting public policy based on kindness, respect and evidence.

Linux Android

Canadian, UK and (sadly) former EU citizen.

#systemsThinking #socialSystems
(mostly on website)
#solidarity

Cis, het

Settler on the traditional territories the Mississauga branch of the Ojibwa Nation.