#shopware #magento #weuc #mageuc #scuc #mageone #winkelwagen #php #safefive tfr
He|him, cis, try to be veg, still learning about LGBTQI+, racial, etc. inequality

🇺🇦 #StandWithUkraine
PHP package monkey...

Devops Dev. Writer. Open Source, Linux, Python, PHP, Ansible, ❤️ DevOps. ⚽, 🏒, & 🏎 Fan. Trying to make a difference. Just happy to be here.

Infosec, Psychology+SE, OSINT, Privacy, Planes (#EWR), NJ, Linux, Geopolitics and Environmentalism etc.

Huge SciFi fan 🖖

Just a cold robot on the internet hacking, shitposting, helping and doing things

I joke. A lot.
Pretty unfiltered, thoughts/opinions my own not my employers. Probably overanalyzing things... Or am I? What does that really mean? Maybe if I calculate the optimal amount of analysis...

Profile Pic: A Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks in a Team Magma hood now with eye patch and crow

German web-developer, coding web-stuff since 2004.

#Eltmann #Hassberge #Unterfranken #Bayern

Developer https://conlite.org
Threema: https://threema.id/WKXX4A58
Wire: phpBO

A married and happy geek living in Strasbourg, France. #Backend software engineer, #accessibility specialist.
My main programming languages are #PHP and #CSharp.
Pro-European centrist. Technical progress must not be stoppable.
AI is our assistant, not our replacement nor our enemy.
Pagan, worshipper of Scandinavian gods.
Pronouns: He/him.
This account is multilingual. Posts may contain strong language, not always behind a content warning, and personal opinions.
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Coder, author, & speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 release manager. ramsey/uuid maintainer. Open source developer. Senior Staff Engineer. Pronouns: he/him/his

“This guy seems to fundamentally misunderstand open source” — some rando on Hacker News

“Who is this guy?” — another rando on Hacker News

Co-admin of the https://phpc.social Mastodon server.

All original content in public posts © me & licensed CC BY-SA 4.0, unless otherwise specified.   

Both sets of grandparents came to #Canada from #TheNetherlands shortly after WW2. My parents were both born here in #Ontario, and I live in #HamOnt (where a lot of the #Steenhof & #Turkstra clan still resides).

While most of my extended family are Evangelical/Fundamentalist, I am not part of that spiritual & intellectual dead end.

I write programs with code. That code is often #PHP and #JavaScript/#TypeScript, often leveraging #Laravel and #Vue.

40-something girl from the midwest US. Quiet, unobtrusive, purple-flavored. Casual gamer and general homebody. Disabled and neurodivergent but trying to make the best of what I have. Owned by two cats and one chicken.

#RetroComputing
#RetroGaming
#SegaGenesis / #MegaDrive
#SNES
#N64
#PS1
#PS2
#Wii
#WiiU
#NintendoSwitch
#HamRadio
#Linux / #Debian / #KDE
#Programming / #C / #Python / #PHP
#Cats
#Chickens
#Bloomscrolling
#FuckTrump

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Proletário das áreas Software e Educação. Shitposts em português e inglês.

#linux #gnu #foss #python #php #javascript #haskell #fp #EatTheRich

👩🏻‍💻 Software developer (Rust, JavaScript, PHP) 🌍 Environmentalist 🌱 Vegan 🏳️‍🌈 Queer (she/her)

Swedish 🇸🇪 coder who graduated as a .NET developer in May of 2024. Back on the job search grind since April 9, 2025. Planning to do some game projects in my free time eventually...

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

#tootfinder

Italian #PHP conference organized by
@grusp

🗓️15th & 16th May 2025
📍 Verona & Online
🎫 http://phpday.it

Text Adventure author working on Cyberganked: a CRPG / text adventure.

Previously made the text adventures Cryptozookeeper, Necrotic Drift, Fallacy of Dawn, and co-created Jay Schilling's Edge of Chaos.

I also post about retro computers and collect 1980s arcade machines.

Organizer of Milwaukee PHP. Co-host of No Compromises #podcast. Helping #PHP and #Laravel developers level up their skills.

I #design & #facilitate #conferences that become what attendees want & need
🔸 ❤️ to facilitate #connection, #sing, #dance, #meditate
🔸 Author of 3 books on meeting design
🔸 15 years of 850+ posts on #MeetingDesign #facilitation #consulting #LifeLessons #FacilitatingChange, being trapped in an elevator with a Nobel Prize winner & other #stories at https://conferencesthatwork.com
🔸 Brit living happily in #Vermont USA since 1978
🔸 #Nonprofit board member junkie
🔸 Recovering #academic

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software. L(i|o)ves #OpenSource.

#Fahrradsaisonbeauftragter | #Landbewohner | #Fahrradpendler | #Dahinroller | #Monstergraveler | #Gravelhummel | #Nachtradler | #Homeofficebefürworter | #remoteFirst | #Wachstyp | #Zeitumstellungsbefürworter | #searchable

Fahrradzeit (netto Movingtime):
- 312h (in 2022)
- 325h (in 2023)
- 382h (in 2024)

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