Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

Co-admin of https://phpc.social

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40-something girl from Michigan in the US. Quiet, unobtrusive, purple-flavored. Recreational computer toucher. Disabled and neurodivergent but trying to make the best of what I have. Owned by two cats.

#RetroComputing
#RetroWeb / #Gopher
#RetroGaming
#SegaGenesis / #MegaDrive
#SNES
#N64
#PS1
#PS2
#Wii
#WiiU
#NintendoSwitch
#HamRadio
#Linux / #Debian / #KDE
#Programming / #C / #Python / #PHP
#Cats
#Bloomscrolling
#FuckTrump
#NoAI

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A married and happy geek living in Strasbourg, France. #Backend software engineer, #accessibility specialist.
My main programming languages are #PHP and #CSharp.
Pro-European right-centrist. Technical progress must not be stoppable.
#AI is our assistant, not our replacement nor our enemy.
Pagan, worshipper of Scandinavian gods.
This account is multilingual. Posts may contain strong language, not always behind a content warning, and personal opinions.
No alt text, no boost.

Author of Mastodon historical photo bots:
- New York: @nypl
- San Francisco: @sfpl
- Chicago: @cpl
- Los Angeles: @lapl
- Slovakia: @dikda
- movie posters: @movieposters
- adventure games: @adventuregames

SEO since 2003, data & analytics, cycling infrastructure expert (what a mix, huh?)
Tech speaker
Hobby programmer #php #lua #love2d #python #js
#Linux user

aka Chocapic (he/him cool with they)
Video games Production Director | GameDev | WebDev enthousiast
#searchable #dev #gamedev #webdev #php #html #css #javascipt #c++ #tech #technology #fedi22 proven.lol/98313b

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Alternative text for the banner image: A retro-style promotional poster for the town of Saint-Palais sur Mer, depicting a young woman on the beach, with the Cordouan lighthouse in the background.

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Find bugs in your code without writing tests! Created by @OndrejMirtes

Alaska Native • He/him • 18+ • Cynical misanthropist.

Fox around and find out.

You can’t hate me more than I hate me.

Warning: Posts may be repeated. Because I’m old.

Self-taught web developer (PHP for life) and lover of large dogs, growing my own superhots and making hot sauces, 3D printing, crochet/knitting.

And now a sailboat. As of 2025.

Warning: Will not spoil things released within the past three months; everything else is fair game.

Professor of Information studying just sustainability in IT: design, software, requirements, values, power, responsibility. Critical Systems Thinker, #TechOtherwise, just sustainability design, #degrowth.

Book INSOLVENT: How to Reorient Computing for Just Sustainability @MIT Press 2023 https://mitpress.mit.edu/books/insolvent

#T1D #PHPledge #MaskUp 🍉

he/him
Dead bird @ChriBecker

Gérant SARL Quibcoding https://www.quibcoding.fr
Programmation (#perl,#python,#php,etc.). Conception, hébergement et maintenance de sites web (#wordpress). Livreur Ouest-France. #quiberon
Feel free to join my peertube instance video.quibcoding.fr
#IA #AI is killing my job.

Créateur de http://mgbx.net/atoum. Évangéliste QA. Développeur PHP depuis 2000.

PHP/Laravel tinkerer, SysOps, Woodworking procrastinator, old house renovator, raised on an Apple orchard, living around Québec #php #farming #gardening #linux #debian #macOS #boycottUSA #elbowsUp

Legacy software modernization, project rescue, architecture, test automation, team leading, public speaking. Running @phpc_tv. Tedious bastard who values consent.

I'm supporting a tactical unit in Ukraine directly. You can help me do more: https://afilina.com/donate/ua-supplies

#php #magento #community 🏳️‍🌈 also a lot of annoying random #stuff he/him
- also https://www.huffpost.com/entry/understanding-introverts_n_5989656

PHP vývojář tělem i duší — backend v Nette, frontend ve Svelte.
Vedu virtuální firmu v Sim Companies; chceš-li otestovat své obchodní dovednosti, použij můj referral: https://www.simcompanies.com/cs/ref/884988/
Občas hraju Vintage Story — připomíná Minecraft, ale získal si mě výrazně hlubší mechanikou: https://www.vintagestory.at/
Klidně mi tykej, já tu všem taky tykám.

Von Beruf #Gesangslehrer, #Chorleiter und #Stimmbildner....
Privat jede Menge Interessen:
- #Zeichnen (hauptsächlich digital -> #procreate)

- #Programmieren (#php -> #symfony)

- #Linux
- Begeisterter #TexLaTex Nutzer

- #Sport (#laufen)

- Animation (2D/3D -> #blender3d)

- Mein #Hund

- #Psychologie

- #Meditation

- #Kochen/#Backen
 (#vegetarisch)
...
Mir wird also nie langweilig ;-)

Получаю деньги за код на php.

Хобби - компьютерные игры, программирование, самокопание.

🔥 FOR HIRE: Your Personal Drupal Coach 🔥

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I teach #PHP, #Drupal, #SQL, and #Linux foundations.

I talk less about Drupal over at https://social.jpoesen.com/@jpoesen

backend #developer (currently mainly #php)

You don't hate Mondays, you hate capitalism.
Bash the Fash!

Toots as he pleases!
El psy kongroo.

Also in BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/jmcastagnetto.bsky.social

Chemist (PhD, NYU '97), Bioinformatics mangler, Biomedical Informatics dabbler, Data artisan, R scribbler, Metalloprotein DB creator, former PHP/PEAR kludger.
#Rstats #OpenData #Science #BiomedicalInformatics #DataScience #DataVisualization #DataEngineering #PublicHealthInformatics #DataForGood
#dator

Husband, Father, Metal
Platforms Infra at Combell/team.blue
co-organizer PHPWVL
Arch Linux Packager