Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

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#Pedelec-Fahrer, #BerlinFlamingos, #BerlinAdler, Berlin und Hamburg, WordPress und PHP, Laravel, MariaDB, Soziale Medien sind nicht sozial.
#49ers, #FTTB, #3Dprinting, #Alltagsradler,
#DataAnalyst #BerlinDreams
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25 years of software developer experience.

- Speaker, advicer & hands-on
- Customer communication/consulting
- PHP, .NET, JS, Go and many more
- Worked for HR and job cosultants
- Open Source + community contributor
- Part of the Doctrine team

Exploring a potential product using Shamir's Secret Sharing. Working to shape a brand before the product even has a name. Follow to watch it unfold. Building from the ground up—bumps included. This account is run by an introvert.

I am a geeky writer and web developer. I like making websites. As for life, I'm still figuring that out.

I like messing about with #PHP, #blogs, and #IndieWeb stuff. In my spare time I write sci-fi comedy novels... well, novel anyway.

Alaska Native • He/him • 18+ • Cynical misanthropist.

Fox around and find out.

You can’t hate me more than I hate me.

Warning: Posts may be repeated. Because I’m old.

Self-taught web developer (PHP for life) and lover of large dogs, growing my own superhots and making hot sauces, 3D printing, crochet/knitting.

And now a sailboat. As of 2025.

Warning: Will not spoil things released within the past three months; everything else is fair game.

Wędruję, robię software, konsultuję, piszę: porady i apka dla nowych osób na #Mastodon #ManganApp

Wyprawy rowerem, kajakiem, żaglówką, koleją i pieszo.

dev #systems #web #linux
#digital #activist #decentralize

#NextCloud #LineageOs #unGoogle #Ghost #WriteFreely

Zaimki: On/Jego He/Him

#FediPomoc #bike #retromtb #kayak #sailing #nature #hiking #camping #slowlife #carfree #zerowaste #reuse #repair #diy #cats #dogs #baking #cooking #python #flask #php #typescript #kde #feditipspl
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Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

Co-admin of https://phpc.social

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The opinions expressed on this profile are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer or any affiliated organizations. Any information shared is intended solely for informational purposes and should not be construed as professional advice.

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

L’AFUP, Association Française des Utilisateurs de PHP, est une association de loi 1901 créée en 2001, dont les principaux objectifs consistent à promouvoir le langage PHP et son ecosystème et contribuer à son développement auprès des professionnels et de la communauté.

Web dev in PHP/JS/Go as well as Drupal (former) turned manager. Fedora/Silverblue/FreeBSD user. I don't post much but when I do it's usually about technology or one of my interests in my introduction.

I personally block Threads so if you talk to me from there I'll never see it.

A married and happy geek living in Strasbourg, France. #Backend software engineer, #accessibility specialist.
My main programming languages are #PHP and #CSharp.
Pro-European centrist. Technical progress must not be stoppable.
#AI is our assistant, not our replacement nor our enemy.
Pagan, worshipper of Scandinavian gods.
Pronouns: He/him.
This account is multilingual. Posts may contain strong language, not always behind a content warning, and personal opinions.
No alt text, no boost.

#développeur #python #django, mais plus souvent #WordPress #PHP comme travail, qqf pour #coops, #mobilité #vélophant / phile #européen #anglophone #lang_eo #Python #softwareDev (but #WordPress #WooCommerce and #koha for work) #cyclingFans #European #fbpe #francophone #Esperanto and may repost other languages; #kingsLynn #KLWNBUG #norfolk #england #cycling #transport #advocate #biketooter and #programmer

👩🏻‍💻 Software developer (Rust, JavaScript, PHP) 🌍 Environmentalist 🏳️‍🌈 Queer (she/her)

Founder & CEO of wyDay.
 Looking for an entry-level C++ and/or PHP job? Contact us here: https://wyday.com/careers/

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

❤️ @BeeTurland. #Polyamorous #MentalHealth #SoftwareDevelopment #ComputerScience #PHP #JavaScript #Node #OpenSource #OpenAPI #Obsidian #Writing #PublicSpeaking #Foodie #Cocktails #Karaoke #CasualGaming #TTRPG #StarTrek #ScienceFiction

German web-developer, coding web-stuff since 2004.

#Eltmann #Hassberge #Unterfranken #Bayern

Mitglied beim Runden Tisch Reparatur e.V.
#RTReparatur #RechtaufReparatur #righttorepair

#Politik - ich bin wieder Grüner (since 11.2025) - selbstgestellte Aufgabe - Gründung OV Eltmann

Developer https://conlite.org
Threema: https://threema.id/WKXX4A58
Wire: phpBO

#Antifa = Antifaschismus ≠ Organisation

We are a team of freelancers working in the web and help companies shipping their ideas into products.

Maintainers of a #PHP #EventSourcing library https://github.com/patchlevel/event-sourcing