Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

#tootfinder

Creating @phpstan by day and night. 👨🏻‍💻👨‍👩‍👦‍👦🎮🚴‍♂️

/ˈalβaɾo ɣonˈθaleθ/

PHP developer, cat person, science fiction reader, human rights and European Union advocate. Never again for anyone.

Se hablo espanol.

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

"Netzwerk-Techniker und Allgemein-Nerd [...] verschenkt regelmäßig Taschenbuchausgaben 'LTI' von Klemperer" (@tom_fichtner_leipzig)

Browse all the cool personal homepages: https://mastodon.online/@jlsksr/tagged/CPHP

Fascinated by computers since I can remember, with a special affinity for networks, text-based systems, 90ties productivity software etc. Following, amongst others: #Leipzig #OpenBSD #Alpinelinux #Emacs #Perl #BGP #DNS #Smallweb #pico8

Don't believe the hype.

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Links, Antifa,#vegan, Devuan u. Gentoo Linux ,Greybeard, Programmierer PHP mit YII,C++, Python , GPL Programm C.U.O.N., born below 317 ppm,he,parteilos

PHP core developer and technical writer for the PHP documentation, funded by @thephpf
Lead maintainer, and master of typos, for the French translation of the PHP documentation.
Conference speaker who's always happy to rant on stage.
BSc in pure mathematics from Imperial College London
Photograph/Otaku in my spare time
Speaks 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇯🇵

40-something girl from Michigan in the US. Quiet, unobtrusive, purple-flavored. Recreational computer toucher. Disabled and neurodivergent but trying to make the best of what I have. Owned by two cats.

#RetroComputing
#RetroWeb / #Gopher
#RetroGaming
#SegaGenesis / #MegaDrive
#SNES
#N64
#PS1
#PS2
#Wii
#WiiU
#NintendoSwitch
#HamRadio
#Linux / #Debian / #KDE
#Programming / #C / #Python / #PHP
#Cats
#Bloomscrolling
#FuckTrump
#NoAI

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Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software.

I #design & #facilitate #conferences that become what attendees want & need
🔸 ❤️ to facilitate #connection, #sing, #dance, #meditate
🔸 Author of 3 books on meeting design
🔸 16 years of 900+ posts on #MeetingDesign #facilitation #consulting #LifeLessons #FacilitatingChange, being trapped in an elevator with a Nobel Prize winner & other #stories at https://conferencesthatwork.com
🔸 Brit living happily in #Vermont USA since 1978
🔸 #Nonprofit board member junkie
🔸 Recovering #academic

Macht was mit diesem Internet (meistens PHP oder Python backend geraffel), Studierender Fachinformatiker AE, Mag Tux besonders gerne, 🔥, Nomnivor, schaut hier manchmal rein

he/er/feu

Maker of web things, sticker merchant, viral toot-based business man, blogger, podcaster, and pizzaiolo. Human dad.

“A very nice voice” - @keenan

@hemisphericviews UK Ambassador

Building @echofeed / #EchoFeed. Working with PHP/Javascript/Node or whatever solves the problem. Mostly #11ty

Metaphor, part of the lore

he/him

Maire de #Rinxent #PasDeCalais 🇫🇷🗳️

Web developer (#PHP, #Symfony) at #Prestashop #opensource #ecommerce 🐘

Founder of @wallabag a read-it-later application #wallabag #libre #free #oss 🦘

#basketball #running

CTO @chstudio && @exmakina - Consultant, speaker, trainer, I ♥️ #OSS && #PHP ! 3 children & a lovely wife are my daily life, I'm a geek traveler!
I work with #PHP since 2007

Steampulp omnitologist. Ludicrology a specialty. Coder in PHP, Go, and JS. Puns ala cart.
He/ him.
Hear me at @CopperheartPod

Anti-fascism.
Views are my own, not my employer.
Brisbane, Q, Australia

Professor of Information studying just sustainability in IT: design, software, requirements, values, power, responsibility. Critical Systems Thinker, #TechOtherwise, just sustainability design, #degrowth.

Book INSOLVENT: How to Reorient Computing for Just Sustainability @MIT Press 2023 https://mitpress.mit.edu/books/insolvent

#T1D #PHPledge #MaskUp 🍉

he/him
Dead bird @ChriBecker

#fahrrad #bike #eauto #php #laravel #symfony #linux
Moderator nrw.social

#PHP programmer by day, sleeping by night. #bouldering #cineville #movies #scifi #fantasy #books

Créateur de http://mgbx.net/atoum. Évangéliste QA. Développeur PHP depuis 2000.

Python , C# , C, Php , Payment Gateways , AI ,