Hi, I'm Jessica!
I'm a burnt-out comp-sci gal that plays the video games for funsies sometimes. :3

Warning: I know PHP...

Christian, Father, Mancunian. Engineering leader, Speaker, Skydiver. PHP, AWS, JS; CI, Testing, Serverless, Security. CTO & Founder

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Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Anything worth doing well is worth teaching others to do well.

Author of Thinking Functionally in PHP, now on LeanPub: https://leanpub.com/thinking-functionally-in-php

#tootfinder

Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

PHP-Entwickler, F95, Groundhopper, Metal, Punk, Ska, Scooters, Mods, Bolognese.

Germany, Düsseldorf

Links, Antifa,#vegan, Devuan u. Gentoo Linux ,Greybeard, Programmierer PHP mit YII,C++, Python , GPL Programm C.U.O.N., born below 317 ppm,he,parteilos

Developer from 🇧🇪. Maker of the free & open-source PHP Monitor. I also write periodically on https://nicoverbruggen.be. Founder at https://mylonia.com, which is my own dev company.

Husband, Father, Metal
Platforms Infra at Combell/team.blue
co-organizer PHPWVL
Arch Linux Packager

Find bugs in your code without writing tests! Created by @OndrejMirtes

Canadian, occupying land resulting from bad faith deals with indigenous peoples, between Toronto and Ottawa. @ 314.8 PPM CO² . Privilege is transparent to the privileged.

#3dprinting #AI #arcitecture #art #artist #CAD #cnc #climate #FOSS #FreeCAD #fusedGlass #glass #glassArt #Neurodivergent #php #photography #science #software #woodworking #writer #writing
#fedi22

Writing in progress: #SF/#cyberpunk and more.

I'm aphantasic. I process abstractions. Abstract algebra is intuitive to me.

Software Success Consultant | CEO thePHP.cc | The Fluent Developer

Static code analysis maestro @Exakat #PHP expert elePHPant breeder. https://linktr.ee/exakat

Friendly Hacker, Speaker, and PHP & Laravel Security Specialist.🕵️
I hack stuff on stage for fun. 😈
I used to be found at: https://infosec.exchange/@valorin
#searchable

Macht was mit diesem Internet (meistens PHP oder Python backend geraffel), Studierender Fachinformatiker AE, Mag Tux besonders gerne, 🔥, Nomnivor, schaut hier manchmal rein

he/er/feu

#AllLinux2025 #PHP #Laravel #GamingOnLinux #Stellaris #PerryRhodan #DRK

We organise the Laravel Switzerland Meetup that brings folks interested in Laravel, PHP and web development in general together.

Dutch web developer, working with PHP.
Love to spend some time on opensource projects and helping other people.

#golang #php #developer #vibeCodingAftermathCleaner #archery #antifa #politics #nocovid #penAndPaper #refugeesWelcome #nosexism #mainz #rlp
Mag #snowboarding, aber intaktes Klima mehr.
#motorcycles ebenso, ist aber in sich nicht konfliktfrei.

#Sheffield based professional #SoftwareEngineer. Most experienced in #PHP, but also plenty of #Python, #Javascript, #TypeScript. Learning #Rustlang and #Golang.

In my spare time I like #Hiking (mainly in the #PeakDistrict), #Gardening, #Cycling, #Urbanism, #Photography (less than I used to). I play #TTRPG (mainly #DnD and #Pathfinder), #BoardGames and #VideoGames; and play in a #WindBand.

Sometimes I share art & photography, cute animal pics, etc. I can't draw and have no pets.

Maire de #Rinxent
Développeur web #php #symfony #prestashop
Créateur de @wallabag
Loisirs #basketball #running