Conservative Theology, Liberal Politics, Terrible Puns

Senior #Rails Engineer at RamseySolutions
10+ years of #Ruby, 2 PHP, 3 mobile app dev.
Been writing code as a hobby since I was 8.

My many opinions are my own.
#ActuallyAutistic #ADHD #ADD

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Building and enriching the PHP community.

Want to learn PHP? Check out:
- https://phptutorial.net
- https://phptherightway.com

#StandWithUkraine 🇺🇦️

Wrote 6 books about testing PHP code. Staff Software Engineer @ Ziff Davis Shopping. Conference speaker, ex-organizer, and first WurstCon sponsor. Baseball fan, Magic the Gathering EDH and cube player, board game enthusiast, plus all sorts of other assorted nonsense. Probably started working with PHP before you were born. Endlessly roaming the snowy wilds of Canada.

https://grumpy-learning.com

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 25 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Info for Cleethorpes UK and beyond.

Weather from my PWS sent on the hour and at https://www.wunderground.com/dashboard/pws/ICLEET5 . Also a crude algorithm for predicting the weather over the next few hours.

Tide info for Bull Sand Fort, tooted at 0:00 and 12:00 each day.

News at 20 mins, National grid info at 30 min, Gas Info at 40 mins, AQI data at 50 min. Real time Northern Grid info.

Interesting™ features popping up randomly.

E.&O.E. Things go wrong sometimes.

Runner. Maker. Web developer. PHP/JS/WordPress and other terrible, terrible ideas.

If you like dumb stuff, watch my "Virtual Run" videos next time you're on the treadmill.

https://www.youtube.com/@RunWithMike

Coder, author, & speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 release manager. ramsey/uuid maintainer. Open source developer. Senior Staff Engineer. Pronouns: he/him/his

“This guy seems to fundamentally misunderstand open source” — some rando on Hacker News

“Who is this guy?” — another rando on Hacker News

Co-admin of the https://phpc.social Mastodon server.

All original content in public posts © me & licensed CC BY-SA 4.0, unless otherwise specified.   

Software developer, member of the phpMyAdmin development team, and a FOSS contributor.

#PHP
#phpMyAdmin
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Open Source activist since 2003. 3x Open Source entrepreneur. Founder at @lightmeter. Startup mentor. Past: @phpList , @Collabora , GnuPG , FSFE , & ownCloud.

Dad³. #PHP #CSS #JavaScript #WordPress #BuddyPress Developer.

I run WPCharitable (a WP plugin for #nonprofit organizations to build campaigns and get donations), owned by Awesome Motive.

Toots and ⭐ are my own.

More inspired by the slow web than the latest JS package.
Ex-Cooperative co-founder.
PHP / Drupal / agile development.
Sports supporter of french national teams. 🇫🇷🏆

Programmer; 1st Brazilian Postman Supernova;
🥑 OpenAPI
Studying , and NodeJS
Director PHP Conference Brasil, ConFLOSS, NodeConBR;
Guest Post Grad Professor

#Developer since three decades, #fediverse citizen, #SchleFaZ fan

He/Il - FR/EN/ES - Dév #PHP & #Python, #blog, #sciencefiction, jardinier

J'admin des systèmes dans mon boulô diurne et parfois je devs du coodes.

🧗 🏔️

Je suis bénévole par ici et par là.

🏘️ France

🔒Account is locked to avoid bots. I will probably accept if your profile looks human enough and there are some original posts.
🔒Mon compte est bloqué pour éviter les bots. J'accepte très facilement si le profile semble humain et avec qlqs posts.

~/# I'm a ☕ loving WebDev and FLOSS Geek with some 3D and cryptography experience 👨‍💻 Anarcho with Punk attitude and I had my own radio show 📻 I post here mostly in German and in English and the most are deleted after one month ⌨️ work in progress…
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⁂ tfr #fedi22 #rust #python #typescript #dev #php #webdev #floss #foss #itsec #linux #opensource #internet

PHP Backend developer with a passion for excessive testing with @phpunit und @codeception 
I like to discover other languages like python, go or Vuejs.

Developer (Java, Groovy, Python, PHP…)

#Magento #PHP #Python Coder by 💛, Dipl.-Ing. #Freelancer by Profession, 🚀 launched vianetz, Recolize & weine.de, interested in #fintech