Alaska Native • He/him • 18+ • Cynical misanthropist.

Fox around and find out.

You can’t hate me more than I hate me.

Warning: Posts may be repeated. Because I’m old.

Self-taught web developer (PHP for life) and lover of large dogs, growing my own superhots and making hot sauces, 3D printing, crochet/knitting.

And now a sailboat. As of 2025.

Warning: Will not spoil things released within the past three months; everything else is fair game.

Monitoring the Air Pollution in London since 2010.

- data from http://londonair.org.uk
- bot by
@andybroomfield

Posts are (usually) every 30 minutes.

Software engineer, shipping products on multiple platforms, using a variety of tools including, but not limited to: Swift, Objective-C, Flutter, Dart, node.js, Kubernetes, Google Cloud, bash, zsh, php, MariaDB, Postgres…

Opinions are my own when I wrote them, perhaps not anymore.

Christian, Father, Mancunian. Engineering leader, Speaker, Skydiver. PHP, AWS, JS; CI, Testing, Serverless, Security. CTO & Founder

(posts delete in 3 months unless favourited/boosted)

Data from my Davis VP2 weather station (I was on Xitter for 13 years)

I write code (#JS, #VueJS, #PHP, #Laravel), take photos, and travel. I live in #Milwaukee, #Wisconsin. I created a bunch of mastodon bots and https://toot.works .

This is my main fediverse account. I am also @steinbring on Pixelfed and @steinbring on mbin/lemmy. You can follow my blog at @joe or my second account at @joe.

My opinions / shoes are my own.

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tfr #fedi22

Building and connecting the PHP community.

Want to learn PHP? Check out:
- https://phptutorial.net
- https://phptherightway.com

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Implementer of PSR-8. I highlight the awesome people and work being done in the PHP community. And I give hugs!

Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

Co-admin of https://phpc.social

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Member of the #php community and developer for 20 years. Speaker/mentor/teacher. Business owner. Aviation enthusiast.

#SoftwareEngineering with +30 years experience wearing many hats, from #startups to #international corporations. Building, #leading & retaining #nearshore & #offshore #teams in multiple countries.

Working #freelance as #TeamLead, #Developer and #Architect throughout #EU, mainly #Bratislava #Slovakia & #Stockholm #Sweden. Fluent in English, German & Swedish.

Professionally: #SoftwareDesign, #Architecture, #CICD, #TDD, #DDD, #Agile, #ScrumMaster, #ProjectManagement, #DevOps, #FullStack, #Java, #PHP, #CPP, #CLang, #Python, #GoLang, #RDBMS, #Database, #Jenkins, #Linux, #FreeBSD, #MacOS

Formerly professionally: #Electronics, #Firmware

Other interests: #Photography (co-founder Nikonians), #RetroComputing, #HamRadio, #Running, #Synthesizer

Avatar: On a smaller motorboat on Danube with Bratislava castle & Novy Most bridge visible in the sunset.

Header image: Three dogs waiting at a gas station for their owner. Colorado, USA.

PHP core developer and technical writer for the PHP documentation, funded by @thephpf
Previously maintainer, and master of typos, for the French translation of the PHP documentation.
Conference speaker who's always happy to rant on stage.
B.Sc. in pure mathematics from Imperial College London
Photograph/Otaku in my spare time
Speaks 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇯🇵

#TYPO3 freelancer, #PHP developer

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software.

25 years of software developer experience.

- Speaker, advicer & hands-on
- Customer communication/consulting
- PHP, .NET, JS, Go and many more
- Worked for HR and job cosultants
- Open Source + community contributor
- Part of the Doctrine team

Author of ActivityPub / Mastodon bots:
@nypl
@sfpl
@lapl
@cpl
@movieposters
@adventuregames
@dikda
@wikipediatoday
@gameoflife
...and others.

https://github.com/nekromoff/mastodon-bots

SEO since 2003, data & analytics, cycling infrastructure expert (what a mix, huh?)
Tech speaker
Hobby programmer #php #lua #love2d #python #js
#Linux user

#PHP #Entwickler aus #Flensburg. Mache #Musik und mag #schweißen und #Elektronik. Wir fahren #E-Auto und haben eine #Solaranlage, sonst #Bierbrauer, #Reenactment als Wikinger und auf dem Wasser mit #Hausboot unterwegs. #gruen #klima

Born at 330 ppm CO²

Lang: de, sv, en, no, dk
Other tags: #linux, #arch, #drums, #ardour, #rust, #moodle, #drupal, #viking, #dog

🇺🇦 #StandWithUkraine
PHP package monkey...

API, Web & Cloud Experts. API Platform creators. Symfony core contributors and maintainers.

Devs PHP/JS/Python/Go/Rust.

Self-managed and egalitarian company (Scop/co-op).

Full-Stack Freelancer • FilamentPHP Core Team • Laramap.dev • FilamentStudio.dev