40-something girl from Michigan in the US. Quiet, unobtrusive, purple-flavored. Recreational computer toucher. Disabled and neurodivergent but trying to make the best of what I have. Owned by two cats.

#RetroComputing
#RetroWeb / #Gopher
#RetroGaming
#SegaGenesis / #MegaDrive
#SNES
#N64
#PS1
#PS2
#Wii
#WiiU
#NintendoSwitch
#HamRadio
#Linux / #Debian / #KDE
#Programming / #C / #Python / #PHP
#Cats
#Bloomscrolling
#FuckTrump
#NoAI

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Alaska Native • He/him • 18+ • Cynical misanthropist.

Fox around and find out.

You can’t hate me more than I hate me.

Warning: Posts may be repeated. Because I’m old.

Self-taught web developer (PHP for life) and lover of large dogs, growing my own superhots and making hot sauces, 3D printing, crochet/knitting.

And now a sailboat. As of 2025.

Warning: Will not spoil things released within the past three months; everything else is fair game.

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Web developer. Specializing in making your website do what you want it to do. Tinkering with 11ty.

Web dev in PHP/JS/Go as well as Drupal (former) turned manager. Fedora/Silverblue/FreeBSD user. I don't post much but when I do it's usually about technology or one of my interests in my introduction.

I personally block Threads so if you talk to me from there I'll never see it.

opinionated lurker of the intarwebs.

Used to write code, still do. c/c++, java, php, js, c#, gdscript, gnawed on sql, sparql, unix/windows etc etc billions of years ago.

tech, graphics, anything STEM
anything anthropology, history, linguistics
anything blender, gimp (although i scream using it), audacity
prefers not to be run over by cars

I drink Philz.

I do a (non-monetized) video or so a week on yt.

Tyranny and poverty are everywhere a mainstream economics phenomenon.

Monitoring the Air Pollution in London since 2010.

- data from http://londonair.org.uk
- bot by
@andybroomfield

Posts are (usually) every 30 minutes.

PHP core developer and technical writer for the PHP documentation, funded by @thephpf
Lead maintainer, and master of typos, for the French translation of the PHP documentation.
Conference speaker who's always happy to rant on stage.
BSc in pure mathematics from Imperial College London
Photograph/Otaku in my spare time
Speaks 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇯🇵

Living in #Clipstone , #Mansfield , #Nottingham , #Nottinghamshire , #EastMidlands , #UK with my wife (who has #CSF / #ME / #Fibro) and a #dog

#PHP / #NodeJS developer + #Linux / #cPanel server admin (so #devops ), but currently suffering from #longCovid .

I have a #BBCMicro and a #Acorn #RiscOS #A3010 at my desk + I used to do a bit of #ballet #dance , but now mainly play #genshin / #genshinImpact .

I was "rbairwell" on Twitter/Mastodon.social.

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

Author of Mastodon historical photo bots:
- New York: @nypl)
- San Francisco: @sfpl
- Slovakia: @dikda
- movie posters: @movieposters

SEO since 2003, data & analytics, cycling infrastructure expert (what a mix, huh?)
Tech speaker
Hobby programmer #php #lua #love2d #python #js
#Linux user

A married and happy geek living in Strasbourg, France. #Backend software engineer, #accessibility specialist.
My main programming languages are #PHP and #CSharp.
Pro-European right-centrist. Technical progress must not be stoppable.
#AI is our assistant, not our replacement nor our enemy.
Pagan, worshipper of Scandinavian gods.
This account is multilingual. Posts may contain strong language, not always behind a content warning, and personal opinions.
No alt text, no boost.

Sur Paris.

Professor of Information studying just sustainability in IT: design, software, requirements, values, power, responsibility. Critical Systems Thinker, #TechOtherwise, just sustainability design, #degrowth.

Book INSOLVENT: How to Reorient Computing for Just Sustainability @MIT Press 2023 https://mitpress.mit.edu/books/insolvent

#T1D #PHPledge #MaskUp 🍉

he/him
Dead bird @ChriBecker

Softwaredeveloper, Sysadmin, CTO@Sudhaus7, #TYPO3|enthusiast, Coder, OSS Advocate, PHP, C++, ba|z|ct|c|k|ash .. and such - riichi mahjong - maker of invalid characters, leftwing https://twitter.com/FoppelFB

Problem solver, software architect, also working as a Data Witcher ⚔️, hunting and killing 🧌 and 🪳in data processing pipelines! Creator of https://flow-php.com

Founder of Enteka Design: Design and development for the Web.

Devops Dev. Writer. Open Source, Linux, Python, PHP, Ansible, ❤️ DevOps. ⚽, 🏒, & 🏎 Fan. Trying to make a difference. Just happy to be here.

PHP User Group Metropolregion Rhein-Neckar. Finde uns bei Meetup https://bit.ly/3LUMpF9 oder Slack http://bit.ly/1lcUJ6L

#phpugmrn #php #webdevelopment #mannheim #rheinneckarrocks #fedi22 tfr

Coder, Author, & Speaker. PHP 8.1 & 8.2 RM. ramsey/uuid. Open Source. Staff+ Engineer. he/him

Co-admin of https://phpc.social

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- PHP developer since late 2005
- making music
- doing photography
- gaming (digital / analogue / board games)
- cycling
- on the autism spectrum (F84.5, formerly known as Aspergers)
- writing in English and German

🚫 NO AI 🚫