Alaska Native • He/him • 18+ • Cynical misanthropist.

Fox around and find out.

You can’t hate me more than I hate me.

Warning: Posts may be repeated. Because I’m old.

Self-taught web developer (PHP for life) and lover of large dogs, growing my own superhots and making hot sauces, 3D printing, crochet/knitting.

And now a sailboat. As of 2025.

Warning: Will not spoil things released within the past three months; everything else is fair game.

Author of ActivityPub / Mastodon bots:
@nypl
@sfpl
@lapl
@cpl
@movieposters
@adventuregames
@dikda
@wikipediatoday
@gameoflife

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SEO since 2003, data & analytics, cycling infrastructure expert (what a mix, huh?)
Tech speaker
Hobby programmer #php #lua #love2d #python #js
#Linux user

Maker of web things, sticker merchant, viral toot-based business man, blogger, podcaster, and pizzaiolo. Human dad.

“A very nice voice” - @keenan

@hemisphericviews UK Ambassador

Building @echofeed / #EchoFeed. Working with PHP/Javascript/Node or whatever solves the problem. Mostly #11ty

Metaphor, part of the lore

he/him

Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP. Proud to be final-free.

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software. L(i|o)ves #OpenSource.

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Loves biking, gaming, programming, cooking, reading, electronics, equality, fairness. Not necessarily in that order. CO₂ 330.21

Since I like both biking and gaming I also like to join them both into games dedicated to outdoor usage. Saves time and effort :-) - Turfgame.com is one of them.

I program mostly in PHP and SQL now but started out with 68k assembler on an Atari. Now and then I try something in Javascript but it just does not compute with my brain :-)

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PHP core developer and technical writer for the PHP documentation, funded by @thephpf
Previously maintainer, and master of typos, for the French translation of the PHP documentation.
Conference speaker who's always happy to rant on stage.
B.Sc. in pure mathematics from Imperial College London
Photograph/Otaku in my spare time
Speaks 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇯🇵

⚒️ Free software creator: @ApiPlatform, FrankenPHP.dev, Mercure.rocks, and various @symfony components
🧑‍💻 Founder of @cooptilleuls, a developer co-op
📍 Lille, France

Canadian, occupying land resulting from bad faith deals with indigenous peoples, between Toronto and Ottawa. @ 314.8 PPM CO² . Privilege is transparent to the privileged.

#3dprinting #AI #arcitecture #art #artist #CAD #cnc #climate #FOSS #FreeCAD #fusedGlass #glass #glassArt #Neurodivergent #php #photography #science #software #woodworking #writer #writing
#fedi22

Writing in progress: #SF/#cyberpunk and more.

I'm aphantasic. I process abstractions. Abstract algebra is intuitive to me.

PHP developer, Joomla!, JAB, Laravel, VueJS Fan. I hate meetings! But I love meeting people! #noAFD

I code stuff.

Software / DevOps Engineer at day (#bash #golang #PHP #terraform #AWS)
Hacker at night (#██████)

Automate all the things!
Hack all the things!

Reject the LLM Hype!

Usually tooting in english, rarely in german

btw I use #gentoo

#golang #php #developer #vibeCodingAftermathCleaner #archery #antifa #politics #nocovid #penAndPaper #refugeesWelcome #nosexism #mainz #rlp
Mag #snowboarding, aber intaktes Klima mehr.
#motorcycles ebenso, ist aber in sich nicht konfliktfrei.

#devop, #php, #laravel, #mysql, #api expert, #ebay #developer, #openai, #ai, #llm,. #livewire, #alpinejs, searchable

I built https://burner-note.link🔒⏳🔥

Likes to build fediverse tools!
Talk to me about (economy) fediverse projects and wikidata!
de:
Mitgründer und Software Entwickler for hire @ @54gradsoftware
(Vue.js, UX, Node.js, PHP)
& codingworld.io
(Raspberry Pi, Hardware, Anleitungen)
Hacker und Maker @ Night @chaos_fl & @ccs
Liebt Pis, Arduinos und Flensburg | 🦄🚀🎉❤

Steampulp omnitologist. Ludicrology a specialty. Coder in PHP, Go, and JS. Puns ala cart.
He/ him.
Hear me at @CopperheartPod

Anti-fascism.
Views are my own, not my employer.
Brisbane, Q, Australia

Software engineer, shipping products on multiple platforms, using a variety of tools including, but not limited to: Swift, Objective-C, Flutter, Dart, node.js, Kubernetes, Google Cloud, bash, zsh, php, MariaDB, Postgres…

Opinions are my own when I wrote them, perhaps not anymore.

21 - he/him - IT student, artist, diy enthusiast, fandom freak, genderqueer trans man. UTC+1

i post a bit about books, music, my life and generally things that interest me
love STEM, can't do maths. everything is political. dipping my toes into vegetarianism.

#jiraidon adoptee
#leonart - my art tag

Politisch #LinksGrünVersifft 🤪 Ansonsten: pro #FCBayern und #FCSP (am Rande Football, Eishockey & Handball). Außerdem (selbst.) Softwareentwickler (C#, PHP, Java, Qt- und plain C++) Achja: #FCKNZS, #AFDVerbotJetzt #StandWithUkraine und #BoycottQatar
Walk on… Walk on… With Hope in your ❤️ and you‘ll Never Walk alone

#nobot #nobridge

Professional web programmer since 2002. BSc(Eng) Software Engineering.

Scrum Master at http://gofore.com

Interests:
- #Scrum
- #Angular
- #React
- #TypeScript
- #Javascript
- #PHP
- #HTML
- #CSS

Hobbies:
- #BoardGames
- #WH40k
- #RPG

Solarpunk | software engineer, author | dealing with world affairs & digital life | #Energiewende | #EnergyTransition | #EnergyMastodon | #Erneuerbare | #Renewables | #Klimakrise | #ClimateCrisis | born a 318.99 ppm
Und selbstverständlich #noAfD!
#Javascript #PHP #SQL #Python #HTML #CSS #WebDevelopment #FullStack #WebDesign #WordPress #Docusaurus

#OpenStreetMap mapper 5359, data quality, #SQL, #PHP