Hi, I'm Derick.

I work on PHP as part of the PHP Foundation.

I am the author of @Xdebug.

I like #walking, #languages, #photography, #astronomy, and #space, and will post about these topics alongside #PHP.

Meeting attender, when not (self-taught) software developer | #DotNet, #Node, #PHP | Generation I #Pokémon kid | Language enthusiast | Speaking #Spanish natively, and #English, #French, and #HaitianCreole at least decent enough | Currently studying #日本語 (again).

Alaska Native • He/him • 18+ • Cynical misanthropist.

Fox around and find out.

You can’t hate me more than I hate me.

Warning: Posts may be repeated. Because I’m old.

Self-taught web developer (PHP for life) and lover of large dogs, growing my own superhots and making hot sauces, 3D printing, crochet/knitting.

And now a sailboat. As of 2025.

Warning: Will not spoil things released within the past three months; everything else is fair game.

is telev— shrimp?!? (shrimp drawn by owiebrainhurts)

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hi there, i'm bye
i like to make things (and more often break them)
i code mainly in python and c#, but i do php sometimes too

#1 nano shinonome

miku is my only music

bad people dni

want to follow? read this: https://wetdry.world/@bye/115431541526354384 (but probably go ahead)

some posts may be automated (status updates and blog posts i think?), and there may be periods where i'm staying away from social media.

i may share videos, music or blog posts i like or find interesting. be warned!

formerly @bye, @bye.omg.lol [bluesky; @bye.omg.lol]

TESTMONIALS
“how are you so straight” — @emilia

Maker of web things, sticker merchant, viral toot-based business man, blogger, podcaster, and pizzaiolo. Human dad.

“A very nice voice” - @keenan

@hemisphericviews UK Ambassador

Building @echofeed / #EchoFeed. Working with PHP/Javascript/Node or whatever solves the problem. Mostly #11ty

Metaphor, part of the lore

he/him

Canadian, occupying land resulting from bad faith deals with indigenous peoples, between Toronto and Ottawa. @ 314.8 PPM CO² . Privilege is transparent to the privileged.

#3dprinting #AI #arcitecture #art #artist #CAD #cnc #climate #FOSS #FreeCAD #fusedGlass #glass #glassArt #Neurodivergent #php #photography #science #software #woodworking #writer #writing
#fedi22

Writing in progress: #SF/#cyberpunk and more.

I'm aphantasic. I process abstractions. Abstract algebra is intuitive to me.

Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

Created PHPUnit. Co-Founded thePHPcc. Helps developers build better software. L(i|o)ves #OpenSource.

#fahrrad #bike #eauto #php #laravel #symfony #linux
Moderator nrw.social

Politisch #LinksGrünVersifft 🤪 Ansonsten: pro #FCBayern und #FCSP (am Rande Football, Eishockey & Handball). Außerdem (selbst.) Softwareentwickler (C#, PHP, Java, Qt- und plain C++) Achja: #FCKNZS, #AFDVerbotJetzt #StandWithUkraine und #BoycottQatar
Walk on… Walk on… With Hope in your ❤️ and you‘ll Never Walk alone

#nobot #nobridge

I get paid to make junk mail and play with PHP. Former community radio DJ. World traveler in progress. Music omnivore. Introvert. Sci-fi geek. AMC car buff. Non-binary pan. Easygoing, slow to anger, swears like a sailor.

Maire de #Rinxent #PasDeCalais 🇫🇷🗳️

Web developer (#PHP, #Symfony) at #Prestashop #opensource #ecommerce 🐘

Founder of @wallabag a read-it-later application #wallabag #libre #free #oss 🦘

#basketball 🏀

#OpenStreetMap mapper 5359, data quality, #SQL, #PHP

#PHP #Entwickler aus #Flensburg. Mache #Musik und mag #schweißen und #Elektronik. Wir fahren #E-Auto und haben eine #Solaranlage, sonst #Bierbrauer, #Reenactment als Wikinger und auf dem Wasser mit #Hausboot unterwegs. #gruen #klima

Born at 330 ppm CO²

Lang: de, sv, en, no, dk
Other tags: #linux, #arch, #drums, #ardour, #rust, #moodle, #drupal, #viking, #dog

Professional web programmer since 2002. BSc(Eng) Software Engineering.

Scrum Master at http://gofore.com

Interests:
- #Scrum
- #Angular
- #React
- #TypeScript
- #Javascript
- #PHP
- #HTML
- #CSS

Hobbies:
- #BoardGames
- #WH40k
- #RPG

#golang #php #developer #vibeCodingAftermathCleaner #archery #antifa #politics #nocovid #penAndPaper #refugeesWelcome #nosexism #mainz #rlp
Mag #snowboarding, aber intaktes Klima mehr.
#motorcycles ebenso, ist aber in sich nicht konfliktfrei.

#Fahrradsaisonbeauftragter | #Landbewohner | #Fahrradpendler | #Dahinroller | #Monstergraveler | #Gravelhummel | #Nachtradler | #Homeofficebefürworter | #remoteFirst | #Wachstyp | #Zeitumstellungsbefürworter | #searchable

Fahrradzeit (netto Movingtime):
- 312h (in 2022)
- 325h (in 2023)
- 382h (in 2024)

🐝

[x] Bevorzugt Accounts von Menschen.

Ingeniero backend (senior #PHP, junior #NodeJS), fitboxer madrugador, podcaster de la vieja escuela (@kafelog), sinestésico temporal-espacial y neutral puro.

Me gusta la tecnología, comer bien y viajar bien, el café de especialidad, el vermú artesano, la ciencia ficción, el terror (en especial, el terror cósmico), los musicales, los whodunit, las zapatillas y los teclados mecánicos táctiles de perfil bajo.

También me llaman OJ.

Mis publicaciones expiran a las 4 semanas, con algunas excepciones.

25 years of software developer experience.

- Speaker, advicer & hands-on
- Customer communication/consulting
- PHP, .NET, JS, Go and many more
- Worked for HR and job cosultants
- Open Source + community contributor
- Part of the Doctrine team

Product Manager @microsoft | entra.news CxP #identity #entra #graphpowershell
Dad • Dev • He/Him • 🇦🇺 • 🇱🇰 • Wurundjeri Country • Toots are my own. @merill on Twitter