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PHP[TEK] 2024

Steve Grunwell (11)

I performed my first bisect yesterday, thanks to skills I learned from @vanamerongen at 😁

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Packed house for @Crell’s “Never* Use Arrays” talk at

I’m assuming this is the Array Mafia, coming to defend their favorite, flawed data structure 😬

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I won’t normally boost without alt text, so lemme summarize: four photos of several dozen attendees enjoying a meal at Portillo’s after the conference. Some are wearing novelty hot dog hats, and all appear to be having a great time.
phpc.social/@ramsey/1123359421

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Two nights in a row I’ve been in my hotel room before midnight

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When I was revamping "Up to my Eyeballs in Technical Debt!" talk (11am Central tomorrow morning here at !) I wrote a whole section on the , which I then had to cut out for time.

I ended up writing a blog post about it instead, which I just published: stevegrunwell.com/blog/adapter

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Me: “Ooh, there’s live music at a local brewery this afternoon. I’ll walk over later, but in the meantime I’ll drink my coffee and work on my decks for

[Eight hours later]

“Son of a bitch!”

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Pro-tip: @awoodsnet’s talk is earlier on the schedule than my talk on the . Attend his to get all the shell fundamentals and you’ll be able to focus even more on the PHP-specific elements in mine 😉 phparch.social/@phptek/1122040

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“I’m not Ben Fucking Ramsey, Steve” — Ben Fucking Ramsey

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Hey , less than two hours until we talk about on the . Be there or be…in another session more aligned with your interests and/or learning goals.

Or taking time for yourself (remember: we’re only halfway through the conference and it’s important to pace yourself).

Or building lifelong friendships with fellow attendees.

I hope you spend the 3pm hour with me, but however you choose to spend it I hope you enjoy!

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