Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

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KDE dev by day, hobbyist gamedev by night. Generalist FOSS contributor. Finnish AuDHD neurodisaster. I like metal, industrial and EBM music, and I love FPS, RPG and spacesim games. Pan enby. Panby?

I love FOSS and Linux. I want to help make gaming better on Linux desktop.

Does not want to talk about "AI", LLMs, cryptoscams.

My opinions are always my own. Like my shitposts.
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My posts often include foul language. They also get deleted in 3 months.

🇫🇮 Tööttään ja paskon välillä myös suomeksi. Sori siitä.

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“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer. Okay dad and husband.

Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.

Nerd. Freelance Software Dev. Relationship Anarchist. Sometimes lives in a van. Queer White cis dude, promotes anti-capitalism, anti-fascism, intersectional feminism, the fight against climate change, and thoughtful, ethical behavior in general.

Toots in English or German about software development (mainly Python, JavaScript, Shell), Linux, Vim, electronics/µCs, van life, politics, sex, (inter)personal & emotional things, music, Star Trek, beverages.

May contain awful puns.

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Linux Geeks: Smart. Single. Sexy. Well, two out of three ain't bad!

Calculatrix from Des Moines, #Washington

#Ambient #Astronomy #Atheism #Bible #CLI #Female #Film #GenX #LGBT #Linux #Math #MSDOS #PDX #Physics #PNW #Python #Quantum #Science #ScienceFiction #Seattle #StarTrek #StarWars #Taoism #Tolkien #Vim #Women #Xena♀️🔬💏🖖🚀👛👢👚

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

España es Republicana. Reyes, reinas, príncipes y princesas al reino de nunca jamás. La monarquía es un ejercicio de supremacía intolerable.
ANTIFA. ♥️✊💜

#fedi22 #Antifa #SanidadPública #Filosofía #Podcast #Esperanto #Libros #Teatro #Linux #Ajedrez #Python #Fotografía

“Data” “Scientist”, orphaned fan working in , and community gardener in Edinburgh.

I will follow back if you post *mostly* about #RStats, #Python, and related topics, or workplace culture.

Olá! Eu sou a Bruna (ou Bugs), seguem algumas informações aleatórias:
Autista - nv2;
Ace|Demi - não mono;
🪐 1 ano Saturnino | 1/3 de século;
👩🏻‍🎓 Bel.a Bugs - ciência da computação;
👩🏻‍💻 DevX - developer experience;
Pythonista;
🧵 Artesã de chaveirinhos fofos;
🖱 Jogadora de lol -main suporte do prata;

Author, teacher, programmer, outdoor guy · ehmatthes.com · Python Crash Course · django-simple-deploy

μC lover • datasheet connoisseur • tool meta-programmer • de bug guy • railway signaling • drone pilot • reads your precious reference manuals • hiking • avionics • rants about your code • "I mean… how difficult could it be?" • eepy



#baremetal #embedded #microcontroller #arm #avr #python #cpp #c #robotics #aviation #datascience #hiking #photography

Made out of meat.

Class III sentience. Singular biological manifestation. Mortal. Human. He/him.

Computer programming sparks joy. Linux lover. Test obsessed. Mostly wrangling Python.

Loving the science fiction as *symbolic* fiction scene, synthesizing the best of the ancient, modern, & postmodern views of our place in the world, to create a metamodern mythology - providing relevant meaning for contemporary life.

Fight the fash, smash the patriarchy, support all identities, be kind.

Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.

Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText.

#books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22

Cientista da Computação. SysAdmin. Trabalhador da Educação Pública Federal do Brasil.

Mestrando em Educação Profissional e Tecnológica.

#Literatura #Música #Arte #Cultura #Education #Computer #Marxismo #fedi22

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Computer scientist. SysAdmin. Currently working for the Federal Public Education in Brazil.

Master (in progress) in Professional and Technological Education.

#cyberproletariat #omnilateraleducation #marx #gramsci #engels

CPython core developer, Python platform engineer @ Westpac (opinions my own), cognitive science dabbler, secular humanist, charitably mercenary cynical idealist :)

System Architect ★ Software Developer ★ High Energy Physics PhD at Uni Oslo & CERN ★ Linux ★ Python ★ Open Source ★ Unicode Unicorn ★ ISO 8601 Enthusiast ★ Consumer of Sci-Fi ★ Hobby Writer ★ Born at 336 ppm CO₂ ★ She/They

Open Source: https://novelwriter.io, @novelwriter

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Free & #OpenSource contributor (#Linux + #GNOME + #GStreamer) since 2004. Now co-maintaining the most magical desktop productivity apps combo (@GettingThingsGNOME & GNOME Calendar) as their benevolent lean engineering manager + occasional User Interaction & UX designer.

Waging war on mediocrity & unsustainability in business.
Founder of @ideemarque + @atypica, and Managing Partner at @regento.

Ex-Collabora, ex-psy, ex-Shinra.
I don't roleplay but I wear a cloak. ❄️
#fedi22

A Python enthusiast and entrepreneur. Host of @talkpython and @pythonbytes podcasts, founder of Talk Python Training. #Python Software Foundation Fellow. Based in Portland, OR USA.

VFX Technical Director, working with Python, Nuke and Linux

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