Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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I'm a crusty old nerd who chases bright shiny things and loves playing with old computers :) Especially my Atari 800XL and Amiga.

I build castles in the cloud(s) for a living.

Apparently I exude TOXIC POSITIVITY, or so people on the internet tell me. We're all gonna die eventually, might as well feel good while we enjoy the ride :)

Generic PNW dev.
I __main__ Python.
駄洒落は大🎿だ。
LGBTQAI2S+ ally.
Too many hobbies.
FOSS enthusiast.
Seeking a more just society.
Pronouns: he/him.

Header is a size-accurate group shot of many classic giant robots from anime history.

Profile pic is me in an Otakon 2006 tee shirt from *cough* a few years back.

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#transformers
#earthdefenseforce
#revolutionarygirlutena
#progressive
#battletech

Lingvokreanto, Esperantisto, mi amas katojn kaj domplantojn kaj loĝas en Nov-Anglio. Mi laboras 40 jarojn en Informatiko. Mi preferas Linukson kaj malfermitan kodon. Pitono estas mia nuna plejŝatata programada lingvo, sed mi konas plurajn aliajn.

Conlanger, Esperantist, I love cats and house plants, and live in New England. I have worked in IT for 40 years now. Linux and Open Source is my preference. Python is my current favorite programming language, but I know a number of others.

#MicrosoftMVP | Principal Consultant @ #P3Adaptive | Opinions mine | {he/him}

#ADHD #DefendEquality 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
#PowerShell #Python #MicrosoftFabric #PowerBI #DataDojo #DataAnalytics #BusinessIntelligence #AzureDevOps #MusicProduction #SoundDesign #AudioEngineering #Bitwig #MiniDisc #AkaiForce #Guitar #MechanicalKeyboards #FOSS #OpenSource #Linux #RaspberryPi #HomeAutomation #Longboarding #Hiking #Microbrews #Travel #STEM #Philosophy #Psychology #History

#TootFinder #Searchable

#Teaching with #Emacs. Teaching Professor, Department of Biochemistry and Molecular Biology, large university USA, SEIU local 668

Born at Unix Epoch time 21,450,000 (326 ppm CO₂). he/him

#Evolution #Science in #Humanities #Biochemistry #MolecularBiology #Microbiology #CellBiology #MolecularMedicine #Academia #HigherEd #Education #Unions #Solidarity #PSFA #SEIU #Debian #GNU #Linux #GNULinux #FreeSoftware #LibreSoftware #FLOSS #FOSS #GrapheneOS #OrgMode #EmacsLisp

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. Previously of Octodon. Previously of vmst.io. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Structural biology (XFEL crystallography, cryoEM, electron crystallography) data processing methods developer. I use my degree in chemistry to write software to use physics to understand biology. As of 2024, based in Hamburg. Ich hätte gern, wenn du mein schlecht Deutsch korrigierst, ob du das willst.

70% coffee by volume. I’m really into electronics, 3D printing, and sewing right now, and trying very hard to learn German. I have a very fluffy and affectionate cat. Big fan of bicycles and trains, better public infrastructure generally, and investment in collective wellbeing generally. Food motivated; very easily bribed with coffee and pastries. Always learning. On the spectrum (hard X-ray, ~12 keV).

I'd rather you get a sense of my values from checking my feed, but in very-very-brief, fascism is bad, open source and open science are necessary but not sufficient, and the right to repair includes yourself.

Hugs: yes please. Flirting: no thank you. Please have your bio filled out when you follow-request.

Developer Relations @matrix

freelance technologist & #PenPlotter artist.

I do things with code, & tinker with gadgets

• co-runner of #Maker meetup 🛠️ @hackwimbledon
• one-third of a weekly #Podcast 🎧 @gamesatwork_biz

#3DPrinting #MicroPython #PlotterArt #LEGO #OpenSource #DoctorWho #fedi22

PT: Educador de tecnologias e artes, pesquisa práticas artísticas que se valem de meios computacionais e ensino de programação em contextos visuais. Imagen do perfil grade de bolinhas a partir de foto minha dando aula. Cabeçalho é animação abstrata com módulos wireframe em 3D.

EN: Tech and art educator, researching artistic work that makes use of computational means and how to teach programming in a visual context.

#SãoPaulo #Processing #Python #py5 #ForaBluetooth #CreativeCoding #FLOSS

Likes #Python. Writing #qutebrowser, a vim-like webbrowser (see @qutebrowser). #pytest maintainer, with company trainings/coaching via https://bruhin.software

An Aussie scientist in London.

Jack of all trades (master of none): biol/biochem, the μscopes; SMLM & FLIM. Silicon Whisperer. Messing about with viruses these days.

Admin of scicomm.xyz

#science #biology #biophysics #immunology #virology #microscopes #python #linux #homebrew #cycling #photography #startrek #fedi23 #nobot #noindex

Header: A series of 4 images, fading horizontally from pixelated white blobs, clustered single points, a point density heat map, and finally outlines of clusters.

Turning coffee into software since 1978. Author of many books.
#Python #programmer. Been writing #software since the days when computers were large, expensive, and rare. I've got a pile of books available from Packt Publishing, and some self-published titles on Google Play. I've got some training courses available at LinkedInLearning.
I'm a #technomad -- traveling around the US highways.

#DrStrangelove fan. #Antifa. #TTRPG hacker. #TaxTheRich

Wędruję, robię software, konsultuję, szkolę, wdrażam, naprawiam rzeczy, piszę.

Wyprawy rowerem, kajakiem, żaglówką, koleją i pieszo.

dev #systems #web #linux
#digital #activist #decentralize

#NextCloud #LineageOs #unGoogle #WordPress

Zaimki: On/Jego He/Him

#FediPomoc #bike #retromtb #kayak #sailing #nature #hiking #camping #slowlife #carfree #zerowaste #reuse #repair #diy #cats #dogs #baking #cooking #python #flask #php #typescript #kde #feditipspl
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Sur Paris.

Pessoa Albina
Cagador de regras
Garoto de prograna
Um poço de procrastinação
Inimigo do Coporativo
Promotor de tretas idiotas
Desenvolvedor nas horas vagas

Current events, politics, images, lit, movies, art, aviation (lapsed PPL), travel, science/tech, cats, dogs, nature, cycling, music, Linux, Python. Greyhound rescuer. BLM. Slava Ukraini! LGBTQ+ ally. Lived corporate IT/ Projects / Strategic Sourcing 30+ years—loved/hated. I follow stochastically—a bio and a few resonant posts often tip the scale. ADHD+ive. CDN/SW Ontario.

Für eine verstehbare (digitale) Welt, gegen (Digital)-Adultismus und gegen Technik-Solutionismus.

Gründer der #Teckids-Gemeinschaft @Teckids
#Debian Developer

Ich provoziere. Manchmal aus Ungeschicklichkeit, manchmal aus Absicht.

#Kinderrechte #FOSS #SemanticWeb #LinkedData #RDF #TeamDatenschutz #Rust #Python #FediBikes #Tsundoku #ResistAdultism

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KDE dev by day, hobbyist gamedev by night. Generalist FOSS contributor. Finnish AuDHD neurodisaster. I like metal, industrial and EBM music, and I love FPS, RPG and spacesim games. Pan enby. Panby? ​

I love FOSS and Linux. I want to help make gaming better on Linux desktop.

Does not want to talk about "AI", LLMs, cryptoscams.

My opinions are always my own. Like my shitposts.
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My posts often include foul language. They also get deleted in one month.

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