Software engineer, former particle physicist, occasional blogger. I support the principle of cake.

Posting habits: ~60% #Monsterdon, ~20% #Python/#tech, ~20% funny/uplifting/entertaining content. Rare politics-related posts, always using popular hashtags so they can be filtered out. I typically don't boost posts with images unless they have #AltText.

#books #bookstodon #reading #scifi #fantasy #programming #C #CPlusPlus #Linux #Git #KDE #bash #fedi22

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #GenX #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Python , C# , C, Php , Payment Gateways , AI ,

Amid global hellscape, full of modern recreational flavor. Low Quality Sexiest. Surprisingly adequate. Fedizen since 2017. Founder, president and cruel intergalactic tyrant of Rogue Repairman Productions. Web developer for 30 years now (oh god). Writer that nobody reads; leader that nobody follows. Previously of Octodon. Previously of vmst.io. #writing #movies #cycling #kayaking #programming #php #python #wordpress #history #military

Generic PNW dev.
I __main__ Python.
駄洒落は大🎿だ。
LGBTQAI2S+ ally.
Too many hobbies.
FOSS enthusiast.
Seeking a more just society.
Pronouns: he/him.

Header is a size-accurate group shot of many classic giant robots from anime history.

Profile pic is me in an Otakon 2006 tee shirt from *cough* a few years back.

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#transformers
#earthdefenseforce
#revolutionarygirlutena
#progressive
#battletech

Enterprise Software Architect, Cloud, OpenSource, Gardening, Travel

Born at 326 ppm

#Java #Rust #Python #SpringIO #Microservices #EnterpriseArchitect #3dprinting #FckAfd #NazisRaus #Leipzig #nobot
#Threema via W7AAXD5V

he/him

You probably heard about me because I am the founder of the Twisted python networking engine open source project. But I’m also the author and maintainer of several other smaller projects, a writer and public speaker about software and the things software affects (i.e.: everything), and a productivity nerd due to my ADHD. I also post a lot about politics; I’d personally prefer to be apolitical but unfortunately the global rising tide of revanchist fascism is kind of dangerous to ignore.

“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer. Okay dad and husband.

Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.

Macht was mit diesem Internet (meistens PHP oder Python backend geraffel), Studierender Fachinformatiker AE, Mag Tux besonders gerne, 🔥, Nomnivor, schaut hier manchmal rein

he/er/feu

Wędruję, robię software, konsultuję, szkolę, wdrażam, naprawiam rzeczy, piszę.

Wyprawy rowerem, kajakiem, żaglówką, koleją i pieszo.

dev #systems #web #linux
#digital #activist #decentralize

#NextCloud #LineageOs #unGoogle #WordPress

Zaimki: On/Jego He/Him

#FediPomoc #bike #retromtb #kayak #sailing #nature #slowlife #carfree #zerowaste #reuse #repair #diy #baking #cooking #python #flask #php #typescript #kde #feditipspl #fedi22
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- Experienced Developer + Architect + Mentor
- Expert in Java/Python/AWS technologies
- Agile Practicionner
- Software Craftmanship mindset

#WaitWait Stats Person, Software Release Engineer, Background in IT/DevOps, #TBTL Ten, and an GenAI pessimist. Pronouns: he/him/they/them

I use Fedora Linux, BTW.

#WaitWaitDontTellMe #WWDTM #Python #DoctorWho #StarTrek #BAONPDX #RCTID #COYS #Oregon #BSD #Linux #NoBridge #NoAI #FuckAI

Profile image: Image of a Moopsy from Star Trek: Lower Decks in a conference room

Header image: #xkcd 353 by Randall Munroe. Source: https://xkcd.com/353/ (CC BY-NC 2.5)

Bits and bytes like bees in a hive.
I am a keeper of bees.
I am a keeper of PCs.
bits and bytes that's my live.

I am #DigitalHumanities Coordinator at Max Planck Institute for #LegalHistory and #LegalTheory (#mpilhlt) #Frankfurt

Also collaborator of salamanca.school project of #adwl Mainz.

I am living in #Mainz/#Meenz. While I mostly toot about work, I do have hobbies...
#Capoeira #Stratocaster

#LawFedi #Histodons
#NLP #TEIXML #Golang #Python #Elm #XQuery

If you're reading this on bsky, follow @ap.brid.gy so i can see your replies.

#python #django
#MicroPython #MicroPythonOS
#nobot

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech python, dotnet, #aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

#fedi22 - index me!

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#Data + #Python software engineer, part time computer nerd | likes fantasy books | Mostly technical stuff, a lot of boosts about tech and some political things (e.g. bike infra in #Berlin) | boost = I find it interesting and read worthy | former name: Jan Schulz | he/him/his

#nethunter #bunsenlabs #python #kali #linux #bash #parrotsec #knoppix #antiX #whonix #tailscale #wireguard #offsec #pinephone64 #android #kittencannonsec #anonymity #cybersecurity #goofyaf #nokings 🏴🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

Jam jest Jezus Michał (czyt. "Jezus, Michał!"), pan #kot twój po trzykroć, i #mikol.

Żeby zmieścić się w limicie:
• #Poznań, #Polska
• #BezSamochodu → #kolej
• #las → #OpenStreetMap
• #Gentoo → #Python #LLVM #Xfce #WolneOprogramowanie #BezLLM #JihadButleriański
• #AntyKapitalizm
• #autyzm + #cukrzyca
• #SłowaNaOpak #suchar
• "Nie potrafię ciekawie spędzać czasu."

Mam też anglojęzyczny profil, ale wszystko tu podbijam, więc nie ma potrzeby śledzić obydwu.

#TootFinder

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