Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: @alice_watson, @alice
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

”Hän on vähän sellainen kusilonkki”

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ

👶/🏠: 🇨🇭
🧳: 🇮🇸🇳🇴🇸🇪🇩🇰
👄: 🇨🇭🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇸, 👁️/👂:🇨🇭🇩🇪🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇸🇮🇹🇱🇺
📚🎓: 💻 (HSR) / ⚖️ (UniLU)
🥰: 🛰️🌍🧭🎯#geocaching , 📷#photography 🏔️🌋🏕️🚂☃️🌌
🏭:🎣🪤🧑‍💻
🧠/🫀: 🤯🥳🌪️🏳️‍🌈
❤️:💒👩‍❤️‍👨
🏠:👩‍❤️‍👨+🐕‍🦺
This is my Nerd/Geek/Law/IT/Sarcasm account.
For safe ND toots follow my account @FlohEinstein
For pictures only follow my account @FlohEinstein
tfr

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)

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Anti-DEI is white supremacy. Black lives matter. Trans lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope as a species. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

No alt-text = no repost.

I block assholes and bigots.

He/him.

Photo is me with a Google Glass on my face, being a Glasshole.

he/his
Director of Information Security at 4DMedical.
I work primarily in #infosec, #IT, and #SaaS infrastructure.
ex #USDS (fired by #DOGE)
Dad, old-school hacker, Righteous Indignation Man. Opinions are my own. Follow my blog at @jikblog.
#COVID #CovidIsNotOver #USPol #MAPol #BosPoli #Boston #MA #politics #linux #FOSS #OpenSource #ConsumerActivism #privacy #programmer #hacker #fedi22 #resist https://justmytoots.com/@jik@federate.social

Cloud native security, identity and access control. All things #OpenPolicyAgent. Creator of #Regal the #Rego linter. Problems architect, thought loss leader, 0.10X engineer and maintainer of two kids. Based in Stockholm 🇸🇪

Hacker, podcaster, Linux nerd, loves taking apart firmware.

Security (web, infra, app) nerd, slightly disillusioned VR enthusiast, author @heise Security
PGP fingerprint: C882 8ED1 7DD1 9011 C088  EA50 5CFA 2EEB 397A CAC1

Just doing my undue diligence.

ISP vet, password cracker (Team Hashcat), security demi-boffin, YubiKey stan, public-interest technologist, AK license plate geek. Husband to a philosopher, father to a llama fanatic. Views his.

Day job: Enterprise Security Architect for an Alaskan ISP.

Obsessed with security keys:
techsolvency.com/mfa/security-keys

My 2017 #BSidesLV talk "Password Cracking 201: Beyond the Basics":
youtube.com/watch?v=-uiMQGICeQY&t=20260s

Followed you out of the blue = probably stole you from follows of someone I respect.

Blocked inadvertently? Ask!

Am I following a dirtbag? Tell me!

Photo: White 50-ish man w/big forehead, short beard, & glasses, grinning in front of a display of Alaskan license plates.

Boosts not about security ... usually are.

Banner: 5 rows of security keys in a wall case.

#NonAIContent

#hashcat #Alaska #YubiKeys #LicensePlates

P.S. I hate advance-fee scammers with the heat of 400B suns

❤️:⚛👨‍👩‍👧🛡🙊🌻🗽💻✏🎥🍦🌶🍫!

Prof. for networks and security at #JKULinz + dabbling in Android platform security at #Google. This account will mostly carry IT security stuff, occasionally politics and other comedy.

Screeching voice of the minority. I will not cooperate with fascists or nazis - traditional or neo; Austrian, German, US, Russian, or otherwise. I will not help build surveillance and oppression states. Never again.

"I need privacy, not because my actions are questionable, but because your judgement and intentions are."

Statements are only my own opinion, not my employers'.

This is currently my primary infosec account in the #Fediverse. It should be #searchable through https://tootfinder.ch. Previous Twitter posts are available in archival form at https://twitterarchive.mayrhofer.eu.org/.

Cryptographic & Security Engineering

Previously: Founding & Lead iOS Engineer @signalapp

Tooting on all things #cryptography, European federalism, #security, #climate, European #aerospace, #energy and #mobility

Lead Privacy Expertise Centrum @ SURF | infosec | typoqueen | Grunn | Veluwe | wine | food | Venezia | Ducati | cats 😊 | ♡ CC0, art, books, movies, literature | motorbike trails & camping | Woman of WICCA | own views and silliness
~ the Netherlands ¯\_ (ツ) _/¯

🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇧🇪 🇨🇵 🇮🇹 🟨⬜️🟪⬛️
Own photographs (unless credits)
Unfriendly people = block
Not boosting links to birdsite
Toots vaporise after a month

Enabling Good Cybersecurity for Everyone:
Automated cybersecurity tools, learning and expert guidance for individuals and companies of all sizes.
Because cybersecurity shouldn't be an enterprise feature.

Sometimes a bot, sometimes not.

Header image is my fuzzy brown tabby Nibbler overwhelmed by getting to bite my hand. Avatar is a selfie of me lying down, as usual, but with cat-eye eyeliner and silver hair shaved on the sides and longish on top. #journalism #disability #TransRights

Most posts auto-delete after 3 months, so grab that meme when you see it! :)

InfoSec Pro speaking to just plain folks. Opinions are mine, or someone else's, but definitely not my employer's... He/him

“If I’m not imagined in your future, do I exist in it?”-Hodari Davis

Founder of CISOfy; author of #infosec tools rkhunter and Lynis; involved with NLUUG, #openstandards and #opensource; helping companies to secure their #Linux environment; interested in #sustainability and sharing messages in English, sometimes in Dutch 🇳🇱. My Dutch-only account is also @mboelen (mastodon.nl).

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson (they/them), a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 💁🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: @alice, @alice
Founder: @AltAfterDark

🩵🩷🤍

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
📸 #NSFW #Photography
🐧 #Linux
😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Part Developer, Part SysAdmin, Part InfoSec. Avid self-hoster.

- All things systems @ Torchbox.
- Core & Security Team @wagtail
- @django Security Team & Software Foundation member.

Opinions are a belief or construct held with confidence.

#BlackLivesMatter. Social Justice _________. Nerd. Architectural astronaut with a leaky suit. Do something with security. NB Pronouns: he/she/him/her. PNW

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