Security/Devops engineer. Moved from Chicago to Denmark. I’m an expert on nothing but I’m trying.

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
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【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)

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Holding expansive space for multidisciplinary, deep-dive explorations to solve wicked problems. B.Eng., MSc., meditator, project manager, process facilitator.

#Climate #Meditation #dkpol #SDG #IDG #Leadership #Change #Solutions #Kindness #Being #Thinking #Relating #Collaborating #Acting #InnerDevelopmentGoals #Spaceholder #InformationSecurity #Democracy #RuleOfLaw #Retssikkerhed #Demokrati #RiskManagement #WickedProblems #AmateurPhotography #Fantasy #SciFi #JaneAusten #Copenhagen #dkmastodon

Father. Grandpa. Geek. Former journalist.
Hacker.
Security researcher.
Board of directors @CircleCityCon (RIP)
CMO @BSidesLV
Member: @CuratedIntel

NGI Zero is a grant making program for R&D of free and open source technologies, coordinated by @nlnet in collab with @fsfe @APC @ps @techcultivation @ros @fsi @nixos_org @ISOCSwitzerland @apell @ow2 Tolerant Networks HAN Uni Brno Uni & OFE | Delivers technology for the #NextGenerationInternet
Account = run by NLnet
IMG: C. Jeschke | Unsplash

I'm a UNIX and Security Admin (#DFIR and #BlueTeam), lifelong A's baseball fan, and I enjoy opera and early music. I sing, dance, and act, read voraciously, and plan to keep learning new things for as long as I can. @UnixGeekEm on Twitter. She/her. #BlackLivesMatter #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Founder of CISOfy; author of #infosec tools rkhunter and Lynis; involved with NLUUG, #openstandards and #opensource; helping companies to secure their #Linux environment; interested in #sustainability and sharing messages in English, sometimes in Dutch 🇳🇱. My Dutch-only account is also @mboelen (mastodon.nl).

Teacher in #Maths & #ComputerScience
#OpenSource #foss #dev #AI #IA
& Team #NSI :arch:
Posts on #Politics, #Science, #Tech, #Education, #AI #crypto #infosec & any stuff.
RTs≠Endorsement

#free as in #f..cking #free (software, mind & world)

Let's follow ! 🤘🤙

Enabling Good Cybersecurity for Everyone:
Automated cybersecurity tools, learning and expert guidance for individuals and companies of all sizes.
Because cybersecurity shouldn't be an enterprise feature.

Sometimes a bot, sometimes not.

Security (web, infra, app) nerd, has accepted that VR will never be a mass market, writer @heise Security
PGP fingerprint: C882 8ED1 7DD1 9011 C088  EA50 5CFA 2EEB 397A CAC1

Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors, preservatives, or intelligence added.

Assistant professor of system and software security @UGent (Ghent University, Belgium). Security, protections, compilers, system software, operating systems. 🍨🔭🏔️🦊💚🏳️‍🌈

Pirate Party Foreign Relations chair 2021-23

Born 330 ppm, Shetland. Dad to 2 kids (384, 390ppm)

Climate | SocDem* | Pragmatism | Kindness | Tech | TTRPG | 5% shit-posts | Too many boosts

Dayjob: Resilience/Disaster Recovery/Infosec

Live Bundjalung Country
Always was, always will be

Banner: Pirate flag, Alasdair Grey (mis)quote

Avi: 3 arrows

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (native)
🇫🇷 (presque courant)
🇮🇹 (quasi fluente)
🇩🇪 (schlecht)
🇪🇸 (un poco)

Ask me why I hate quote posts

*Contains left-ecomodernism

Infosec, Psychology+SE, OSINT, Privacy, Planes (#EWR), NJ, Linux, Geopolitics and Environmentalism etc. #GAYINT

Huge SciFi fan 🖖

Just a cold robot on the internet hacking, shitposting, helping and doing things

I joke. A lot.
I post about planes and ATC stuff. A lot.

Pretty unfiltered, thoughts/opinions my own not my employers. Probably overanalyzing things... Or am I? What does that really mean? Maybe if I calculate the optimal amount of analysis...

Profile Pic: A Moopsy from Star Trek Lower Decks in a NTSB vest

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Anti-DEI is white supremacy. Black lives matter. LGBT+ rights are human rights. Healthcare, security, a decent income, and housing with dignity are human rights. Abortion is healthcare. Science is our best hope as a species. Kindness and empathy are the noblest of human traits.

No alt-text/slop alt-text = no repost.

Do not feed the trolls; block them.

He/him.

Fuck AI slop.

pfp: a silhouette of a man’s head framed against purple and blue lines

banner: A row of colorful sports cars

Cryptographic & Security Engineering

Previously: Founding & Lead iOS Engineer @signalapp

Tooting on all things #cryptography, #lithography, #energy, #security, #mobility, #climate, European #aerospace and federalism.

A global leader for internet #intel that enables security practitioners to proactively defend their organization in a constantly evolving threat landscape.

I break things and void warranties. Encryption extremist. Adversarial archivist. 100% no-LLM pure-organic BS.
Fun fades, but irritation is infinite.
⚠️Private account. All toots are licensed under the MIT license.
#NoBridge
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