shipwrk'd & coma-tose
drink'n fresh granat-apfel muttersaft

security researcher, open-source hardware+software engineer, ⚧dimensional slider, paradoxically lucid, bruja cibernética, exile, formally–trained geneticist, netzwerk hexe, bi-polar 2 witch-apologist, amateur mycologist, glitch witch, katzenamt Bürokrat, day–dreamer, night-timer party–crasher

+poorly conceived original #music
+stupid posts in english, español, and deutsche

Systems Engineer at Apple . Geek . Traveler
Nuts about Security, Privacy & Device Management

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Cryptographic & Security Engineering
Previously: Lead iOS Developer @signalapp

Tooting on all things #cryptography, #security, #climate, European #aerospace, #energy and #mobility

Enjoy when humans are using machines in unexpected ways. I break stuff and I do stuff.

The other side is at @a (photography, art and free software at large)

#infosec #opensource #threatintelligence #fedi22 #threatintel

J.D. Everhard (Geof Bard) Editor Ukraine Resistance Support Archives #writer #historicalficton & political #thriller reviving pre-patriarchal egalitarian worldview thru mythic archetypes.
https://mybook.to/wickedgoodreading
Now working on an activist handbook on cybersecurity basics https://bsky.app/profile/waronthecastle.bsky.social

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them)

“Hey love, do you still have that snot snurk meme?” –⁠@alice_watson

😺😷🔛Ⓜ️🐈‍⬛🩷🩵
#AuADHD #Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #Emojis #enby #fedi22 #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #MasksWork #PenTest #Privacy #Puns #PurpleTeam #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #WeirdTech

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❌❌❌❌🜏❌❌❌⛧❌❌❌🜏❌❌❌❌
desperately trying to save what God is trying to kill.
i skirt light's edge, where shadows and truths spill.
beneath the moon's watchful eye, with a witch's skill;
i play the devil's advocate, in a world that's never still.

i'm the root of all that's evil but you can call me pixel
❌❌❌❌🜏❌❌❌⛧❌❌❌🜏❌❌❌❌

#InfoSec #Nerd 🕵 (SIEM-SOAR-IR-RE)
#AnCom
#Luciferian / #Satanist zealot (Not CoS or TST) 🜏
#LeftHandPath #ChaosWitch #Occultist ⛧
#HRT DIYer (EEn) 💉
#BDSM freak ​
#LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 / #Trans militant 🏳️‍⚧️
#BLM always ✊🏿
#Accessibility is key ​♿
#Manjaro fanatic
#KDE nut
#Python lover
#Piracy hoarder 🏴‍☠️​
#Cyberpunk crank ​
#Music of many stripes, mostly #Techno and #HeavyMetal 🎶

everything here is my ideas not my employer's

profile pic is just my own chaos manifesting and is not real

#InfoSec Sourpuss, #Bebop Historian, #Anarchist Curmudgeon, #Skateboard Collector, #Scotch Expert.

“We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”
― Charles Bukowski

Hi, I'm Alice, a: 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pansexual, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ∤ #Enby in 🌲 #Seattle.

ALT: @alice

When it comes to #pronouns & partners, I prefer they/femme.

💛🤍💜🖤 / ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

😍 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
👩‍💻 #Tech
🔏 #Data & #Privacy
🕵 #OSInt & #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport
🐧 #FOSS
😸 #Cats
🦯 #AltText
✅ #fedi22
💞 @taedryn

🤬 Nay:
💰 #Capitalism
👮🏻‍♂️ #Bigotry
🔫 #Guns

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Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)

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Strategic Advisor to the CSO
Trying to figure out Cloud Security and Secure Cloud Transformation, as well as random other stuff of life

#CloudSecurity
#CloudSecurityOperations
#CloudTransformation
#Cybersecurity
#Infosec
#SecOps
🇳🇱 in 🇺🇸

It's Mastodon - obviously posts don't represent my employer

Burn, Cybersecurity Industry, Burn

iOS Developer at Elo Health

Also develops hobby iOS and Mac apps like Proxygen for hacking with HTTP 👨‍💻 and Maptrails for hikes in the wilderness 🗺️

Previously spent over 10 years in security consulting hacking applications, mostly online banks and mobile apps.

NEW ACCOUNT

Recently finished a PhD in InfoSec, but quit academia right away. I just can't. I am into FLOSS, privacy, and human rights. I work in data by day, but I'm a fulltime human rights activist and have spoken at various fora against digital dictatorship and BigTech's shitfuckery.

Outside of my activism, I enjoy walking my dog, Heidi, vegan food, gaming, left wing politics, programming and makeup. Hope to connect to like-minded people (or not, challenge me)

Founder of BlueGreen Labs | addressing #climatechange through data driven methods in #ecology #remotesensing #phenology #foodsecurity

#rstats developer | maker with duct tape and a hammer | #academic omnivore | move fast and fix things

There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
- Leonard Cohen

Personal account | #politics, #science & #foss software | he / him

Lives in The Netherlands, EU. Works as self-employed tech consultant & software developer. Likes to tinker & has way too many interests :)

Likely to toot in NL/EN on:
#technology #techpolicy, #opensource #openstandards #opencontent #publicdomain #creativecommons #copyright #sustainability #diy #infosec #security #data #privacy #accessibility #ui #ux #interactiondesign #ethics #webdevelopment #devops #sysadmin #climatecrisis #food #music #linux #debian #ubuntu

Toots vanish after 3 months

Features editor at Dark Reading. Full of love, fear, and carbs. Trans rights are human rights. Header image is a picture of Nibbler, one of my two brown tabbies, starting to yawn; his mouth is a hilarious o shape. Avatar is a selfie of me out in the streets at golden hour, wearing dark sunglasses, a vintage blue hat with black pompom, and a purple leather jacket. #journalism #journalist #DarkReading #disability

Most posts auto-delete after 3 months, so grab that meme when you see it! :)

I game, I hack my electronicles with dodgy firmware, and I read books digital and papyrus.

Numeri non la forza, ma a volte forza.

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#tiananmensquare #病入膏肓 #katyn #nobots

Amateur professional #selfhost sysadmin. Professional amateur #cloud #security at #AWS. Also fond of #cats, #cigars, #whiskey and #pipes. I like board games and some video games. I am #covid cautious and I still #wearamask. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too.

Six Word Memoir: Clever, creative, and occasionally quite crazy.
I like #Cats, #Podcasts, #Accessibility, #CivilRights, #BodyAutonomy, #LGBTQ people, #Progressive politics, #MentalHealth, #SuicidePrevention, #utpol, #utah, #MCU, #Spiderverse, #Farscape, #RedDwarf, and a bunch of other random things.
Pronouns: she/her
Searchable, if'n you're a tootfinder.

Securing the future through modern technology. Founder and Software Security Specialist at Magnetite Security