I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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Hobbyfotograaf: Pixelfed: @harld

Autodelete alles na 1 maand.

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

Emoji Code:
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Infosec. Programming. Linux. I use Arch BTW. Gnome. Opensource. FOSS.
Buenos Aires, Argentina. 🇦🇷

#2e #actuallyautistic #giftedness #bipolar #autoimmunediseases
#zen #martialarts

Cryptographic & Security Engineering

Previously: Founding & Lead iOS Engineer @signalapp, @Bellingcat #OSINT contributor

Tooting on all things #cryptography, #lithography, #energy, #security, #mobility, #climate, European #aerospace and federalism.

Director, Security & Engineering at HMD Secure

I'm a scientist, developer, tinkerer. Toots on life reflections, news reactions, and experimental notes 👨‍🔬

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Old school IT Technician and Cyber Janitor.
Interests in InfoSEC, History, Physics and SciFi.

Anti-fascist. Wacky Improvisation and Drive by Philosophy Specialist.

The header image is a panaroma photograph of the view from the summit of Eryri on a clear sunny day. That's rare enough to be noteworthy 🙂

My avatar is a high resolution scan of a 120 film negative version of my portrait. You're not missing anything of artistic merit.

Experts in Network Forensics and Network Security Monitoring. Creators of #NetworkMiner, #CapLoader, #PolarProxy, #FlowCarp and #RawCap.

#PCAP or it didn't happen!

Addressing #climatechange through data driven methods in #ecology #remotesensing #phenology #foodsecurity

#rstats developer | #academic omnivore | move fast and fix things | personal account | #politics, #science & #foss software | account with amnesia | he / him

There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
- Leonard Cohen

#artist #human #hacker #metalhead

I care about #privacy, #freedom, #Foss, #cybersecurity and #humans.

I fight #smartphonezombies. #artivist

I fosstribute to #Mozilla, #Thunderbird and #OpenStreetMap.

I work as a Product Manager for software testing tools.

Located in #Prague, born and raised in #Bulgaria

Opinions: my own, my precious...

oh, I delete my toots after a year!

Intellectual (Non practicing, Lapsed)
Mostly Harmless.
Biological.
NB
Kaurna land.
Autodidact, Polymath, Honoris Causa Ignoramus.
#AI #Infosec #Consciousness
Prefigurative Social & Technological Innovation enthusiast
(#SocialInnovation, #TechForGood, #SystemicChange, #EthicalAI)

#REGULATEAI !

"Humans are the larval form of AI"
- me

"Only thing that stops a bad guy with an AI...
Is a good guy with an AI."
- me

"I fight for the user."
- Tron

Webby: https://dodgy.link/ is very dodgy.

Header art:
Luv, a replicant from the beautiful movie "Blade runner 2049", is having her nails done...
... simultaneously she rains death onto bandits with heavy ordinance from a drone through her augmented reality glasses.

Avatar:
Motif from a SA Amalgamated Metal Workers union banner.
South Australian Museum.
United, the workers,
will never be defeated !

Music, plants, food

#bloomscrolling
#bookstodon
#ClimateChangeGardening
#ClimateCrisis
#compositon
#cooking
#cycling
#fermenting
#FoodSecurity
#foraging
#gardening
#InsektenSamstag
#music
#MusicProduction
#MusicTheory
#musodon
#NativePlants
#organic
#permaculture
#rewilding
#sustainability
#theatre
#theater

Pirate Party Foreign Relations chair 2021-23

Born 330 ppm, Shetland. Dad to 2 kids (384, 390ppm)

Climate | SocDem* | Pragmatism | Kindness | Tech | TTRPG | 5% shit-posts | Too many boosts

Dayjob: Resilience/Disaster Recovery/Infosec

Live Bundjalung Country
Always was, always will be

Banner: Pirate flag, Alasdair Grey (mis)quote

Avi: 3 arrows

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (native)
🇫🇷 (presque courant)
🇮🇹 (quasi fluente)
🇩🇪 (schlecht)
🇪🇸 (un poco)

Ask me why I hate quote posts

*Contains left-ecomodernism

#vegan #cheese (yes, #vegancheese) #cats #donkeys
#plantbased #growtourownfood #encryption #security

He/him

Conseiller senior cybercriminalité & cybersécurité / Senior #cybercrime & #cybersecurity adviser #ComCyberMI #Gendarmerie | Alumni #Polytechnique (X92), #TelecomParis, PhD #LIP6 | Associate member #Labo_Loria | Compte personnel / Personal account
Toots 🇬🇧/🇫🇷
Président du comité d'organisation de #Botconf / Chairman of the #Botconf organising team
@botconf

(Old account on mastodon.etalab.gouv.fr)
Admin of https://riin.fr/ - #DFIR #fedi22 #malware #forensics

Advocate. OSS devrel. Biometric Unsecurity, Consequences of an Insightful Algorithm, Schemas for the Real World. CallbackWomen. She/her. I am a jelly donut.

security engineer, holistic tester, quality enabler, agile experimenter, sociotechnical symmathecist, team glue. volleyball player, game lover, story escapist. she/her.

#tech #security #CyberSecurity #SecurityEngineering #ProdSec #AppSec #DevSecOps #testing #quality #development #software #collaboration #pairing #EnsembleProgramming #EnsembleTesting #SoftwareTeaming #agile #experimenting #sociotechnical

Drink all the booze, #hack all the things! 🐢
🥃👩🏻‍💻✨

I do #web #app #platforms #security #OS #runtime #firmware #software engineering
🎢🗑️🔥

Projects:
• 🐙 https://fiedka.app
• Ψ https://github.com/platform-system-interface
• 👢 @oreboot
• 9️⃣ https://github.com/r9os/R9
• 🐧 https://linuxboot.org

Live: https://twitch.tv/cyrevolt
Archive: https://youtube.com/@cyrevolt

searchable

Human Rights Centered Developer

Maintainer OnionShare, A11y Project, Cyd, Tumpa | Wagtail & Django Accessibility team | co-chair Django Website WG

Author in Web Almanac | PSF Fellow

#accessibility #privacy #security #webdev

I'm this guy -> https://defnull.de/about/
tl;dr; #FOSS enthusiast, #python, #devop, #infosec, #noai. I write and rant about whatever technology or topic I'm currently obsessed with.