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I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Software developer in Washington, DC (Herndon, VA specifically)

Doing #govtech, #cybersecurity python, dotnet, aws, mostly Infrastructure as Code and cloud apps.

I tweet about software, programming, #python, dad jokes, DC, Fed government tech contracting

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Director, Security & Engineering at HMD Secure

I'm a scientist, developer, tinkerer. Toots on life reflections, news reactions, and experimental notes 👨‍🔬

Cryptographic & Security Engineering

Previously: Founding & Lead iOS Engineer @signalapp, @Bellingcat #OSINT contributor

Tooting on all things #cryptography, #lithography, #energy, #security, #mobility, #climate, European #aerospace and federalism.

Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客 〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
#Android #BLM #CatSalad #CyberSecurity #Developer #DFIR #fedi22 #GAYINT #Hacker #InfoSec #Malware #Privacy #Puns #Python #Security #tfr #Tor #TransRights #Unicode #Veilid #ಠ_ಠ #ʘ‿ʘ meow :3

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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

Experts in Network Forensics and Network Security Monitoring. Creators of #NetworkMiner, #CapLoader, #PolarProxy, #FlowCarp and #RawCap.

#PCAP or it didn't happen!

#artist #human #hacker #metalhead

I care about #privacy, #freedom, #Foss, #cybersecurity and #humans.

I fight #smartphonezombie. #ARTivist

I fosstribute to #Mozilla, #Thunderbird and #OpenStreetMap.

I work as a Product Manager for software testing tools.

Located in #Prague, born and raised in #Bulgaria

Opinions: my own, my precious...

oh, I delete my toots after a year!

Addressing #climatechange through data driven methods in #ecology #remotesensing #phenology #foodsecurity

#rstats developer | #academic omnivore | move fast and fix things | personal account | #politics, #science & #foss software | account with amnesia | he / him

There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in
- Leonard Cohen

Old school IT Technician and Cyber Janitor.
Interests in InfoSEC, History, Physics and SciFi.

Anti-fascist. Wacky Improvisation and Drive by Philosophy Specialist.

The header image is a panaroma photograph of the view from the summit of Eryri on a clear sunny day. That's rare enough to be noteworthy 🙂

My avatar is a high resolution scan of a 120 film negative version of my portrait. You're not missing anything of artistic merit.

he/his
Director of Information Security at 4DMedical.
I work primarily in #infosec, #IT, and #SaaS infrastructure.
ex #USDS (fired by #DOGE)
Dad, old-school hacker, Righteous Indignation Man. Opinions are my own. Follow my blog at @jikblog.
#COVID #CovidIsNotOver #USPol #MAPol #BosPoli #Boston #MA #politics #linux #FOSS #OpenSource #ConsumerActivism #privacy #programmer #hacker #fedi22 #resist https://justmytoots.com/@jik@federate.social

Interdisciplinary hacker. I like to talk about security, privacy, books, words, and the Internet.

DEFCON 29 WSIIA Winner. GCIA, GCIH, GSEC, & Certified Beer Server. My tweets are my own.

Member of the Arch Linux Security Team and package maintainer, PowerDNS dev, TLS, fuzzing, software engineering, Linux stuff.

Sommelier, brewer, guitarist, woodworker, gamer, motorcyclist, Linux fan. Amateur in all.

Former Software Developer

Kanata, Ontario

#guitar #games #woodworking #motorcycling #linux #foss #kde #music #beer #wine #curling #theatre #brewing #ottawa #ottbike #ottpoli #DnD #cycling #security #weed #cannabis
#fedi22 #homebrew #craftbeer

Conseiller senior cybercriminalité & cybersécurité / Senior #cybercrime & #cybersecurity adviser #ComCyberMI #Gendarmerie | Alumni #Polytechnique (X92), #TelecomParis, PhD #LIP6 | Associate member #Labo_Loria | Compte personnel / Personal account
Toots 🇬🇧/🇫🇷
Président du comité d'organisation de #Botconf / Chairman of the #Botconf organising team
@botconf

(Old account on mastodon.etalab.gouv.fr)
Admin of https://riin.fr/ - #DFIR #fedi22 #malware #forensics

security engineer, holistic tester, quality enabler, agile experimenter, sociotechnical symmathecist, team glue. volleyball player, game lover, story escapist. she/her.

#tech #security #CyberSecurity #SecurityEngineering #ProdSec #AppSec #DevSecOps #testing #quality #development #software #collaboration #pairing #EnsembleProgramming #EnsembleTesting #SoftwareTeaming #agile #experimenting #sociotechnical

Intellectual (Non practicing, Lapsed)
Mostly Harmless.
Biological.
NB
Kaurna land.
Autodidact, Polymath, Honoris Causa Ignoramus.
#AI #Infosec #Consciousness
Prefigurative Social & Technological Innovation enthusiast
(#SocialInnovation, #TechForGood, #SystemicChange, #EthicalAI)

#REGULATEAI !

"Humans are the larval form of AI"
- me

"Only thing that stops a bad guy with an AI...
Is a good guy with an AI."
- me

"I fight for the user."
- Tron

Webby: https://dodgy.link/ is very dodgy.

Header art:
Luv, a replicant from the beautiful movie "Blade runner 2049", is having her nails done...
... simultaneously she rains death onto bandits with heavy ordinance from a drone through her augmented reality glasses.

Avatar:
Motif from a SA Amalgamated Metal Workers union banner.
South Australian Museum.
United, the workers,
will never be defeated !

I'm this guy -> https://defnull.de/about/
tl;dr; #FOSS enthusiast, #python, #devop, #infosec, #noai. I write and rant about whatever technology or topic I'm currently obsessed with.

#vegan #cheese (yes, #vegancheese) #cats #donkeys
#plantbased #growtourownfood #encryption #security

He/him

Drink all the booze, #hack all the things! 🐢
🥃👩🏻‍💻✨

I do #web #app #platforms #security #OS #runtime #firmware #software engineering
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Projects:
• 🐙 https://fiedka.app
• Ψ https://github.com/platform-system-interface
• 👢 @oreboot
• 9️⃣ https://github.com/r9os/R9
• 🐧 https://linuxboot.org

Live: https://twitch.tv/cyrevolt
Archive: https://youtube.com/@cyrevolt

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Human Rights Centered Developer

Maintainer OnionShare, A11y Project, Cyd, Tumpa | Wagtail & Django Accessibility team | co-chair Django Website WG

Author in Web Almanac | PSF Fellow

#accessibility #privacy #security #webdev