US+UK. San Francisco. He/Him.

Somewhat liberal/socialist/snarky.

Software/hardware/chip architecture, systems prototyping, generalist from silicon to apps, somewhat InfoSec. empeg/Diamond/Rio/etc 1999-2007, Google 2007-2009, Apple 2009-2025. Currently gainfully unemployed, but could be convinced out of it.

Carrying water for “AI” and fashtech gets you blocked.

#BSidesKC 2026 / When: April 25, 2026 / Where: KCKCC, 7250 State Ave, Kansas City, KS 66112 / What: Good times, networking, & security

Running https://ottawa.place with @andrew. Building things at https://tallpoppy.com too. #cats #skiing #cdnpoli #urbanism #infosec #ottawa

Hi, I'm Alice 🌹 Watson, a: 🌈 #Queer, 🦜 #Poly, 🍳 #Pan, 🧠 #ActuallyAutistic, ⚛ #Atheist, ⚧️ #Enby #Tomboy in 🌲 #Seattle. 🙅🏼‍♀️ #NotAGirl

ALTs: a bunch
Founder: @AltAfterDark

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🥰 Yay:
🌈 #LGBTQ+
🔏 #DataPrivacy
🕵 #InfoSec
🧠 #Psychology
🔓 #Locksport / #Lockpicking
📸 #Photography

😸 #Cats
🦯 #Accessibility
🤘 #Punk
✅ #fedi22

🤬 Nay:
👮🏼‍♂️ #Fascism
💰 #Capitalism
🤡 #Bigots
🔫 #Guns

Critical Infrastructure & Industrial Security Advisor. Recovering regulator. Airport dweller. #PDX-based. @ampyxcyber President and CEO. CCI US Coordinator. @beerisac coin 001. #ICS #OT #NERCCIP #NIST #TSASD #DHSCPG #IEC62443

Infosec Lurker | Technical Debt Collector

It's not for fun, or any sense of community.
It's just trying to dull the pain.

I have friends everywhere.

Security researcher by day, weird deer lady by night. Big fan of usenet and smolnet and prone to talking in equal measure about Linux and stuffed animals.

She/her

Linux / networking / cybersecurity consultant, traveler. "OTD" = "On this day".

Career IT 👨‍💻 #Linux #CyberSecurity #IT #InfoSec
Video Games 🎮 #Xbox #PC #VideoGames #RetroGames #IndieGames
Space 🛰️ #Space #Science #Rockets
US Army Veteran 🇺🇸 #OIF

Security, poutine, movies and cars!

Dutch expat in London.

Principal Engineer at Wikimedia Foundation, QUnit project lead @qunit, jQuery Infra Team @jquery, W3C Web Perf WG.

Avatar: I look up, raindrops bounce from the tip of my leather hat. Photo by Niek Hidding.

Creative interests: linguistics, music, photography. Work interests: performance, web standards, design, privacy, security.

#webperf #PHP #mediawiki #wikipedia #qunit #nederlands #fedi22 #foss #OpenSource #tech #technology #wikimedia #jquery

Photographer, baker, and software developer. Based in Halifax, NS, Canada.
He/him

You can find just my photos by looking at the #KasmirPhotography tag.

My main interests are, in no particular order, #photography, home #baking & #cooking, #programming, #security, #equality, and #cats.

Born 1980-05-15 in Mena, AR
Cis White Male He/him
Liberal Democratic Socialist Idealist
Professional Haskell Programmer
Lives in Cove, AR
(24 years resident of Fayetteville, AR)

Please use Wire (or Signal) for private messaging.

Long time web developer. #PHP, mainly #Laravel & #WordPress. I'm an advocate for an accessible & open web. Also learning more about engineering management, security, and privacy.

I'm a conference speaker, teacher. I'm the Director of Engineering and Security @ Actionable.co

I live in #Ottawa, Canada (Unceeded territory of the Anishinaabe Algonquin Nation)

Still sometimes do live event sound/lighting, retired Karaoke Host & Wedding DJ.

Hacker, activist, free-softie ◈ techie luddite ◈ formerly information security and infrastructure at https://isnic.is/ and https://occrp.org/ ◈ my opinions are my own etc.

(he/him)

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profile image: drawing of a head and shoulders of a cat-person, in a space suit.

banner image: long-exposure photo of a large tent, brightly illuminated from inside, looking as if it is made of lava

#foss #libre #privacy #infosec #fedi22

(public toots CC By-SA 4.0 if applicable)

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#infosec researcher | independent #journalist | #software #developer | #telephony #engineer | #opensource contributor

The foremost expert on court #cybersecurity vulnerabilities? https://govtech.cc

#IDN/#Punycode testing.

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https://ۦ.com
https://ۦ.ws
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(* = Mastodon bug)

Grew up in Beautiful Downtown Burbank, spent 10 years in the US Army (Infantry). Attended Southern Cal (IR degree) and CUA(JD). And I work currently as an SRE supporting a cloud SIEM product for which I have absolutely no education for, all hands on. Currently loving my adopted State of Colorado. Interests include #books #linux #politics #philosophy #hiking #cycling #motorcycles #veteran #photography

That threat analyst from around the 'way, https://infosec.exchange/@corq,
https://mas.corq.co/@rogue_corq < #ukraine war news & #cats feed. Or, you know, just some #RANDO.

#ISaidWhatISaid

da1ca288c5f88da7b714105caf9cf661 You don't buy Degas from Signor Benati. Threat Analyst. Honeypot/OSINT. DXer. Linux Shill. Esterhase's Lamplighter.

An atheist Perl hacker with a background in InfoSec, Automation, and Observability. In my free time, I love volunteering in my community and working on bikes.

I dislike AI and believe it's going to cause irreparable harm to tech and society.

Infosec by day, sleep by night.
Grounded Aviation Nerd
Mediocre Gamer
Fresh Air Enjoyer
Rizzless

The internet is lit with the flame of the eternal dumpster fire.

All toots self destruct.

I run the toxicity-free, happy home for otaku, https://urusai.social
If you're into anime, manga, games, light novels, etc, and want to see more weeb stuff on your TL, signups are open!

Sr. "Dishonesty Unmasking Agent" @ PlayStation, ex-Bungie #GameSecIsNotInfoSec

Gamer, former esports commentator, Kingdom Hearts fanboy

Opinions are *definitely* my own

[ he/him ]